What is the serial television version of kino?
Where was the war?
>>84992964
Ever heard of the Cold War?
In their hearts
>>84992964
In the second one.
This show is incredible. Why do critics feel the need to shit all over every show that makes faith a central feature?
Stop being an edgy fedoralord for a few minutes and enjoy a good show that happens to include the Christian faith.
>pic related is very much my favorite.
>>84992848
>Let's watch some guy shoot other guys in the head without them actually trying to shoot back
>>84992992
You're missing the entire point...
Is he /our guy/?
>>84992800
>over 4'5"
>healthy average weight
He's literally not /ourguy/
WAKE UP
He got considerably more tame after his son married a black woman.
Why didn't Hot Tub Time Machine get a sequel?
Dude...
>>84992788
But it did?
it did cunt face
>black man appears on tv
>>84992734
>>84992753
Trump is a disgusting ghetto coon
>>84992734
KEK
Who did /tv/ reacted to the finale of The Leftovers?
I missed the boat
did you like it?
what did you think about it?
and was Nora lying or telling the truth?
what do you think took those 2%?
how did Kevin survive all of those suicides but needed peacemaker later on?
I loved it.
>tfw I'll never live happily ever after with old Nora
>>84992781
Loved it as well
I'm going to miss the show, I have no shows cling to after this ended, it's going to be a while for me to find a show where i'll get this emotionally attached like the leftovers.
The bearer of the ring, the wearer of the ring
Stands on the very brink of fate;
Staring into eyes of darkness and despair
That rise and shrink with hate.
The bearer of the ring, the wearer of the ring,
He hears a voice compelling him;
Filling him with thoughts that echo in his mind
It should be telling him.
Beware, the power is a power never known.
Beware, the power that was simple has now grown.
Beware, O, bearer of the ring,
The final power has yet to be shown!
The bearer of the ring, the wearer of the ring,
Through voices tempting to resist,
Must recall the quest to end this darkest age
That mortal death has kissed.
The bearer of the ring, the wearer of the ring,
Beware who wears the ring!
The bearer of the ring, the wearer of the ring,
He hears a voice compelling him;
Filling him with thoughts that echo in his mind
It should be telling him.
Beware, the power is a power never known.
Beware, the power that was simple has now grown.
Beware, O, bearer of the ring,
The final power has yet to be shown!
>Directed by Guy Ritchie
>Will Smith as Genie
>Tom Hardy as Jafar
Will it be, dare I say it, kino?
Is Sigourney Weaver going to be Jasmine?
>>84992483
*slices Aladdin's leg*
street rats...mmmmm
Here's some backstory:
>James Rigney was a decorated helicopter gunner who killed over 3,000 VCs
>He read a fantasy book while being hospitalized and thought it was trash and if that was the standard then he could be a writer too
>Wrote a fantasy novel in the hospital and sent it to the slush pile without an agent and the editor thought he had potential
>The editor married him
>He eventually produced the most successful fantasy series of the 90s and was called the American Tolkien by Time magazine
>now it's coming 2 tv
>>84992391
fantasy is a shit tier genre
>We’ll learn more about Thor and the Hulk in Thor: Ragnarok, but the Infinity War trailer opened with the Asgardian being flung against the windshield of the Milano, the ship commanded by Star-Lord (Chris Pratt) from Guardians of the Galaxy. “Get it off!” shouts Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper), as though a particularly ugly bug had been smushed there.
>Mantis (Pom Klementieff) brings Thor back to life, and he promptly greets out Guardians with an unfriendly, “Who the hell are you?” (To be fair, Star-Lord had just told his fellow Guardians, “This might be dangerous, so let’s put on our mean faces.”) It then seems like Thor joins forces with the Guardians to guide them to Earth, where we see the following things go down, in quick succession:
>Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) seems to cut a flaming car in half. It looks like her beau Vision (Paul Bethany) might be trapped nearby, and to judge from their faces, something sad and bad is going down.
>“Death follows him like a shadow,” we hear, as Josh Brolin’s ultimate villain Thanos is teased.
>Suddenly, Tom Hiddleston’s Loki appears, cutting through flaming wreckage to grab the Tesseract, which holds one of the Infinity Stones. Is this what Scarlet Witch and Vision were trying to prevent?
https://www.comicbookmovie.com/avengers/spider-sense-and-more-this-avengers-infinity-war-footage-description-will-blow-your-mind-a152477
plenty of existing threads for your shite film.
>Next, there’s a glimpse of Tom Holland’s Peter Parker on his school bus. The hair on his arms stands up. How’s that for some trouble-activated spider-sense?
>“He’s come to us,” someone says, as some alien ships crash land on a wrecked Earth. A worried Mantis stands with Iron Man, Thor, Doctor Strange, the Hulk, and the other heroes as the aircrafts approach.
>“This does put a smile on my face,” intones Thanos, as Gamora (Zoe Saldana) takes in the wreckage of the room kept by the Collector (Benicio del Toro). More Infinity Stones pillaged.
>And that’s when Thanos walks through a portal onto Earth — big and hulking and boasting a shit-eating grin. Star-Lord and Doctor Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) leap into action, harnessing magic and airborne stepping stones. Even Spider-Man swings into action, wearing a cool new suit … perhaps the one teased at the end of Spider-Man: Homecoming?
>Briefly, we see Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), who’s blond now, and Captain America, who’s bearded. Listen, I know the fate of the universe is at stake, but don’t we all feel a little refreshed after spending valuable time on an undercover makeover? Talk to Wonder Woman about that, she knows what’s up.
>In the final moments, things get truly heightened. Thanos grabs Thor’s head in his meaty paw and regards it like a grape he’s about to smush. Maybe he saw that scary black-and-white episode of Twin Peaks and wants to practice storming radio stations and breaking open heads?
>“You can run from it,” growls Thanos, “but your destiny still arrives.” And then he holds up one hand and seemingly destroys a planet far away in the sky — or, if this scene is taking place on Earth, our freaking moon — and heaves the remains of it at our Avengers in a single shot.
>>84992420
Don't pretend you don't see and enjoy it.
That leak was terrible anyone who didn't see it, consider yourself lucky
The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around. “Put on your mean faces,” Star-Lord says, because he expects something nasty. There has been crazy destruction, and then a body smashes up against their ship. “Get it away,” Rocket says. They bring the body in and it’s Thor. (Spoilers for Ragnarok, we guess?) Mantis wakes him up and Thor jumps up and exclaims “Who the hell are you guys?”
Next we see the Guardians with Thor, flying to another planet, and when they arrive—again, it’s just massive destruction again. They all know something is very wrong.
Cut to Earth. Scarlet Witch is moving around some cars or something and a female voiceover says “Death follows him like a shadow.” Loki emerges and presents the Tesseract to someone who is taller than him.
Cut to Queens and the hairs on the arm of a young Peter Parker stand up on end. He turns around in fear and we see a ship flying toward a planet we assume is Earth. “We have one advantage,” Tony Stark says. “He’s coming to us.” As the ship crashes, we see Mantis, Iron Man, Star-Lord, Doctor Strange, and a few others characters in total shock.
You are a faggot. I hope you choke on that dick you keep slapping yourself in the face with
what the FUCK was his problem?
bitches
>>84992275
bitches not leaving
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
>>84992157
I was not expecting anything on /tv/ to make me laugh as hard as I did
>>84992157
>>84992506
Samefag. KYS