>show/movie with Mexican cartels and drug gangs
>all of the enforcers/soldiers wear all black
>Cameo appearance
>It's a pornstar you watch
it's out. Grace's weekly box office analysis.
https://youtu.be/raOgK0RiJls
middle America/Trump voters might not be going to watch Homecoming because of forced diversity kek.
I hate women too much to watch this but she is right about spiderman
>18.5 million Valerian opening
>less than half of Lucy
goddamit.
>>85112977
Homecoming is shit, but that bitch is literally retarded.
memory be FUckkd
That song the bar dj was playing.
>>85112801
what was her name again?
>>85112992
Sam or Kyle or something masculine sounding.
*cough*
*cough*
*gags*
>risk everything to steal a key
>steal a book too
>discover secret you already knew
>write to your boo
>Goes through routine again and again until one day he pours the bedpans into the skillet and the food into the latrine
>Hmm... well can't let it go to waste...
>yes my dear...
I thought that montage was going to end with him eating poo accidentally
In the Star Trek TNG S6E07 several of the characters get into an transporter accident which turns them into younger versions of themselves. One of the characters is the wife of Miles O'Brien (the transporter control guy). His asian wife get's turned into this qt3.14 loli of pic related.
Now normally you would think a guy would be super excited about the idea of being married delicious loli, with years of hard teenage sex ahead of you. But then the guy pulls this conversation:
>"It's... I don't know, but this feels wrong somehow."
>"Miles Edward O'Brien, I am still your wife."
>"- Technically, yes. "
>"- Technically?"
>"No, I-I mean, of course you're my wife. But you're also ten years old."
>"Beverly said it's actually closer to 12."
>"- That's not the point. -"
>"So what is the point? – Is our marriage over?"
>"- I didn't say that. But until they find a way to reverse this effect, it's hard to ignore the fact that you're a little girl."
>- Miles O' Brien and Young Keiko
I think it's quite arguable that Miles has to be the largest faggot in the history of Star Trek.
>>85245409
He literally had the dream scenario and squandered it. I was truly taken aback and agree with you.
Let's just say Keiko (O'Brien's wife) was turned in an 18 year old. Do you think he would have sabotaged the efforts to turn her back into a 30 year old?
>>85245434
The worst part is that she was totally down to do the nasty. He didn't even have to pull some bullshit routine like "lol I know you are like 12 now, but I'm still your husband and I have needs, so lets fug XD". No, she was the one who wanted to get nailed. Jesus
Why aren't you watching Captain Alex right now? Its literally the best Ugandan movie.
https://youtu.be/KEoGrbKAyKE
This movie is pure kino, the best African movie ever made. 999999/10.
because we're not summerfags and have seen it. come back when nollywood puts out some fresh kino
>I didn't think it was important
How can one man be this irredeemably stupid? Because it's not like D&D are poor writers, am I right? Right?
GOTTA BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES
What do you think Paulie and Patsy are doing in 2017?
>>85112334
thankfully not voicing a shitty character for Seth McFarlane
>>85112334
slowly dying of cancer
The Planet Of The Apes: (14 years after "War") Ape-kind continues to expand and speak across the world. Following Caesar's passing, his tribe has grown to despise humans. Maurice, Nova, Bad Ape, and few other apes fled out of disagreement and established a small refuge of their own within an overgrown quarantine compound. The remains of mankind are now all reinfected and mute. Caesar's tribe (Now led by an adult and revenge fueled Cornelius) journey's to conquer more human outposts. One of the outposts being a Relay Station which pinged the lost shuttle "Icarus" at some point before it was captured by Apes. Humans are being imprisoned and used for labor. Maurice is furious that Caesar's tribe are failing to fulfill his true Legacy of peace between humans and apes. Nova (adult now) and Maurice are living among other apes who do not want to fight. They seek to free captured humans and live in harmony, however comes into contact with Cornelius who marks Maurice's tribe as a threat. The premise of the movie is that Maurice does not want the human race to die, or be forced to work as slaves. He is able to persuade Cornelius that his craving for revenge is a trait of Koba, not his father and that this is not his legacy. Cornelius frees the humans over to Maurices' clan. Cornelius' tribe is upset with this decision, he is unable to convince the his tribe that he was wrong and that they needed to stop killing and enslaving humans. He is banished. Nova and Bad Ape sneak into the newly seized Relay Tower to free some humans working under Cornelius' apes. Bad Ape is distracting the other apes while Nova helps some humans escape. On the way out they walk by a communication channel that is intercepting communications with the shuttle's commander shouting about their descent and mechanical issues aboard their shuttle. Camera Zooms in on the radio, audio is more focused, cuts to black.
Next film: Discovery Of The Planet Of The Apes
What think?
I didn't read that. Why do people watch these bad bad movies?
>>85112324
Have you watched any of them?
>>85112602
No.
SAMMY
>>85112240
Yes! Finally a Sammy thread! https://youtu.be/7GnW9t29PmI?list=PL1wofWnbKMMW-_tvQ_KiyWkM-9OVsD2xF
>>85112240
That is not how you make a Supernatural thread, this is how you roll
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Will he ever do anymore capeshit
Who fucking cares.
He'll never stop
you'd love that wouldn't you, you fucking meme?!?!?
I'll never do capeshit again after what you did to my precious Bane
>/tv/ suddenly loves Nolan again
What wentRight?
>>85111995
I never liked the guy in your gif or his silly name.
Real men like DANNY and JORDI.
swaglord and his band of tasteless /v/edditors won
>>85112121
kek
daily reminder hes a legitimately cuckold
yes
Why didn't Frodo just dig a tunnel to Mount Doom?
>>85111958
Yeah and Andy Dufrain could of helped him
>>85111981
>>85111981
Reddit the comment
Can we have a trailer thread? I want to be excited for some upcoming movies but don't have many to look forward to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_rSAbYyIq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB7z4Xn5oNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l27p33an9Ec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haXvp8M9Cog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfdurv4kzUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDWysP_eEoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3dcnV6Z9Zs
What's /tv/ looking forward to?