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looks like a nonce

>5 days in IC
This might actually be the time that kills him

nice to see you
to see you iced

I ain't even faggot and that was a beautiful scene.

>>80017573
it's spelled intelligents, Dumas

BOYS KISSING WHAT IN TARNATION

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Maybe RLM will finally recognize him now that he's repeating their jokes?

>>80017572
Chris has, as he would say, 'Stuckmannized' me twice in the past. I used to be a really big fan and got to talking to him on Twitter. He even invited me over to his a couple of times XD!! On the first occasion, his wife was away at the Toronto film festival and he invited me over to watch the entire Nolan stretch of Batman films. Well, in Batman Begins, at the point where the Joffrey kid turns to Batman and tells him, "the other kids won't believe me", Chris paused the bluray and told me that the other kids wouldn't believe me either. He left the room, and when he returned he was wearing a poor imitation of Ryan Goslings outfit in Drive and he proceeded to rape me for five minutes. He was constantly chattering about how it would only be 5 minutes and that there was no way it could go in or outside of that time. After the 5 minutes were up, I wiggled out from underneath him and ran crying from his house. He screamed after me that he, "didn't have wheels on his dick", whatever that meant. The second time happened a couple of weeks later, he invited me over to finish watching the movies. At the point in the aeroplane in TDKR, he again paused the film and left the room. When he returned, he was dressed as Bane, complete with fake muscles. He stood over me and asked me if he was a, "Big Guy". I realised i was dealing with a psychopath at this point so I told him I thought he was a big guy. He hit me across the face and asked, "But am i a Big Guy for you?”. He motioned towards his dick, which he constantly referred to as “Zod’s snapped neck”, and told me to tell it to Zod’s snapped neck. I told his penis that he was a big guy for me, and he flipped me over and started talking me from behind, constantly moaning in a crude imitation of Hardy's Bane. And he was a good friend.

I hate Stuckboy.
I only kinda respect his "Enemy" interpretation. That's all. The rest is plebby.

he's a nigger

>>80017528
I'd require him to do his sperg out battle cry with spittle and all flying from his mouth in every scene he was in regardless of it made sense or not.

It would be my more blatant Wilhelm scream.

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>>80017528
Nice first name

>Frozen
>Forgettable
Are you serious? It's their most popular movie of all time.

>>80144685
Yeah and it was generic and forgettable. Kids like the pretty girls but that doesn't make the movie good.

>>80144621
Disney movies are like coca cola. They're made to be forgotten so you don't remember the shitty taste in your mouth when you ready your wallet for the next one. It can be the only explanation.

>That nose on the guy they paid off to take Maurice to the asylum
truly a different time

>>80017512
WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET FOUR DOZEN EGGS

>>80017512
WHEN I WAS OBESE I THREW UP
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET THIN!

fuck all

>>80144276
She looks like a young Kristen Stewart

>>80144276
Who?

>>80017452
>Hollywood
>reality
You can pick only one.

>>80017452
I want to be IN blunt

>>80017452
The allure is the power over other women, being top of the hierarchy.

>>80017593
Well make sure to use a condom or at least pull out. This season's maternity wear is *dreadful*.

c'on guys in a comfy thread all opinions welcome

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>>80144452
indeed
his autism makes me autistic

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>>80144249
Wish I had a personal army.

>>80017438
I call him baby sparow

So instead of hiring a young ACTor to ACT and behave like Jack Sparrow for a prrquel scene, they decide to give johnny debt the cgi makeover?

I knew (((Disney))) has been going ridiculously jewish with their movies since owning Marvel, but they are reaching full levels of jew with their sequels and remakes.

>>80017438

>>80017234
>cum for me

why is it so fucking hot when women say this?

literally jizzkino

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>>80017234
>inteligents

>>80017366
Hownu.ru

Cracking pair of norks though.

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>>80144098

You did see Gal Gadot in Batman V Superman, right?

January
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Nothing. Most modern (western, 2D) cartoons are heavily influenced by it.

ahead of it's time

>>80016987
"logan stop at the store im outta strongbow"

>>80016987
"LOGAN GET ME MUH TACO BELL"

>>80017151
"No I don't want 20 B&H gold, I want 10 Sovereign. I'm not made of money you stupid cunt"

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>>80016961
Bargain?

Why is Mordo black? Is he a gypsy romaninan now?

>>80016961
DORMAMMU