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JUSTICE LEAGUE/AVENGERS 2017-05-27 06:30:03 Post No.83250659
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How many gorillions would the movie adaptation make.
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About three fiddy.
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10 Billion if Iron Man single handedly decimates the entire Justice League.
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yeah right, he couldn't even beat Cap
Batman in his BvS suit could take him down
You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.
TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...
I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.
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If it was Lynch's subconscious/unconscious running the show we would get another Inland Empire.
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I think the new show is great, I enjoy the narrative mixed with Lynch's more experimental vignettes. I didn't watch the original series so I didn't have any preconceived ideas of what it'd be
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Why was there a green colored bum in a jail cell that disappeared and turned into a floating head?
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Why did they disliked the idea of letting harry go to hogwarts so much and insisted he stay home if they hated him so much?
they didn't have to pay and he was absent for some time sounds ideal for them
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I still don't know why Vernon hated wizards so much. Petunia hated them, because her sister was wizard and she envied her powers. But Vernon probably didn't even know about wizard world until he married Petunia.
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He was a cute kid with a large gaping asshole
would you be willing to give that up?
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>they didn't have to pay
They weren't aware of that at first
He was still different
>Sire, there's been another attack on Gondor, the Orcs move in large numbers
>Crack down on anti-Orc hate speech on town posters and books
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>Well you see the thing is, Legolas, we just have to work harder on Orc integration, within a few generations they'll becomes Elves
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>Seriously Sam, after the Orcs took over Osgiliath it became a no-go zone
>No-go zones are a myth Mr. Frodo, made up by right wing Elvish scribes
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Orcs would have created Rivendell too if it weren't for 1000s of years of Elvish discrimination and oppression.
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I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
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GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY
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Condaliza rice, sound like a Mexican bitch! Put her on a plate, feed her to the Mexicans!
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WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
WOOGIE BOOGIE
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Childs is the thing
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BLACKED
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Can this meme end?
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What was it about this show that made it special?
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It pioneered the irreverent sitcom.
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the hero was an eternal underdog
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It was the final good sitcom. Every sitcom since has been garbage.
Also it single handedly built the Fox Empire.
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Who are objectively the greatest fathers or father figures in film? I won't lie to you, /tv/, good depictions of strong men in movies tends to make me cry.
> Logan
> Uncle Phil
> Nicholas Cage in Kick Ass
Any others?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMNsMdnSBIk
Video related.
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Never watched Fresh Prince but that was a good scene. All Raimi-posting aside Uncle Ben's great.
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haha i get it
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Movies women will never understand
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Every single movie ever made.
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spbp
If David created the Xenomorph, then explain this, Ridley
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>Queen in Antarctica
If that reached a major population center how fucked is Earf?
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avp is cannon, fuck the tv police
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If you autistically want to take a film that is make believe seriously, then you should know that it's A) not cannon. B) make believe. and C) an "alternative universe"
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Plot idea for Prometheus 3 2017-05-27 05:58:23 Post No.83249677
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Plot idea for Prometheus 3
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Walter wakes up after self healing, realizes David took off with his friends and is gonna kill them and contaminate the Earth. Walter takes an alien ship and goes after David in the most epic space battle chase ever imagined
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Howd he dye his hair so fast
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aged semen
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>>83249677
Walter is one of most likable character's Assbender has played, too bad writing made David into a gary stu
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ITT : /tv/ memes that you miss
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Mmh, Nootka.
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Bane
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>>83249485
roon lego autism was so harmless and cute.
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Why does 4chan dislike this show more than Kratt's Creatures? Is it because of the lemur?
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Yup. And no wilderness adventures.
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>superior show
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Because it was more about bullshit songs and puppets than it was about animals.
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The Pebble Is Cracking 2017-05-27 05:50:03 Post No.83249408
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Is Having Trouble Accepting That 'Baywatch' Is A Bad Movie
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>The movie’s star, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, however, is on a one man social media mission to convince the world that “Baywatch” isn’t as bad as everyone’s saying it is. Cue the actor launching into an almost Trumpian tweetstorm on Thursday about how out of touch the media is with what the the public wants.
>He kicked it off by reminding us all of the “extremely high scores” from fans.
is it over for him?
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>actor aggressively promotes a movie that he's in
Shocking stuff
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the rock in 2020, right Reddit????
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>parents killed in front of him
>rich
>doesn't kill his enemies
>uses gadgets
Orginal Character
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>on a date
>so what else do you do for fun
>i love to read
>oh yeah? what kind of books
>mainly harry potter
>oh......nice........
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Expecting an original character in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? What were you thinking? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>Harry Potter was defended as a series that would encourage kids to read
>All they went on to read was fucking Twilight and John Green books
Someone dull franchise me up.