We pretend to like ALL tv shows and films.
I enjoyed baywatch
>>83991879
me too
>>83990556
nice thumbnail you stupid faggot cunt.
What the fuck was his problem?
Moorish-Americans
>>83990489
>*fat guy tuba music starts playing*
WHEN
I WAS
>>83990380
Fucking niggers
>tfw your big guy asks why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>be me
>decipher the ending before the movie even began
ITT: horror kultura
I took a girl to see the 3d remake and I got a handjob during the movie
I took a girl to see the 3d remake and Tyrone got a handjob during the movie
KanadaKino!
Not quite my tempo.
>>83990110
>that's my tempo bro
>mfw i main John Redcorn
>phoneposters
Not quite my tempo.
>It's a Daphne's mom and brother join the series and ruin the series script.
>it's a daphne will never be your mummy story arc
>>83990082
should they have kept the unrequited love niles had for daphne throughout the entire series? i guess most people consider the show worse after they got together, but if you write in that kind of thread, do you ever resolve it? do you resolve it when you end the show maybe? if they'd kept it throughout, it might have reached the levels of just being able to references niles/daphne and everyone would know what you mean, sorry for the rambling and i didn't want to use reddit spacing
>>83991742
Damn that's pretty bad lad
Recommend me some good suspense-thriller kino with smart plots and mind games
Recommend some Fire and Rescue kino, please.
Rescue Me
>>83989880
>backdraft
>ladder 49
>towering inferno
>>83990266
eh....maybe. it'd be better without the dick jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ALUTPuEI7E
>>83990392
Need to offset the melodrama somehow
Are we sure he isn't the alien?
>>83989846
idk if he's an alien but that hairline is out of this world
>WWE hall of fame ceremony
>Andy Kaufman is being inducted
>Bob Zmuda is chosen to accept on his behalf
>ceremony goes as planned
>as Zmuda is given award by Jerry Lawler, Tony Clifton shows up
>predictable antics ensue, but it's nostalgic lulz nonetheless
>arguing, Lawler rips of Tony Clifton's sunglasses, mustache, wig
>its Andy Kaufman
>he's older but it's undeniably him
>ANDY_FUCKING_KAUFMAN
>the crowd loses their fucking shit
>Bob Zmuda gets a boner so big that it pushes over the podium
>Jerry Lawler reverse-ages 30 years as his goatee grows back in less than 20 seconds
>all major major news outlets scramble to report live on the event
>celebrity gossip columnists across the globe all begin to start having violent seizures
>#andylives trends on Twitter for 14 minutes before the server is overloaded and the site crashes for 4 days
>the remaining cast of Taxi converges into an amorphous Akira-style blob in downtown Los Angeles
>Michael Stipe kills himself live on webcam
>Jim Carrey ejaculates blood for 45 minutes straight
>dozens of dead comedians, including Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor and Chris Farley briefly rise from the grave, laugh heartily for about 10 minutes, then collapse dead again
>President Donald Trump calls an emergency press conference congratulating Andy on beating his own personal record of greatest troll in all of humanity
>back to the arena
>at this point Jerry Lawler has delivered a piledriver to every member of the WWE roster, including himself
>Andy raises his right hand, signaling for the crowd's silence
>it takes 45 minutes, but a subtle hush eventually envelops the arena
>Andy's eyebrows lower and his eyes dart back and forth
>he awkwardly leans into the microphone
>"Tank you very much"
>all known civilization goes into convulsions
>the earth slowly begins to drift away from its elliptical orbit
>>83989759
/asp/
>>83989818
ty
And then alex jones reveals himself to really be agent bill hicks?
What was the first movie you watched a second time for purely carnal reasons?
>>83989738
this movie is unrealistic and also features a rape by one of the nerds
>>83989823
Why do you think it made $40 million domestic and was the 16th highest grossing movie of 1984 you fucking nerd?
Had a brief infatuation with Lucy Kaminsky played by Kelli Williams
Post underrated or under appreciated films
Pleb of the day award goes to OP
>>83989895
Alright, well maybe kino is going a bit too far... nonetheless, I'd say that these are all entertaining and, in different ways, innovative movies.
why not go for the original Wicker Man?