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>>87328538
Johnny Jismer checking in.
Midday shows are best, less ppl around to catch you.

at least I never ran into homicidal rampage Henry.
ugg how annoying.

>>87328538

he looks young and handsome. tommy can text all he wants if tommy is young and handsome.

no, he's a fucking made up cartoon character.
Face it you fucking delusion schizophrenic mother fucking fag

>>87328580
Whoa...

>>87328530
Maybe

Maybe they will do a full metal alchemist deal and re-do the end part of the show after the books are finished and follow that story

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Return of Stannis.

>>87328665

this

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>>87328524

>>87328596
Star Wars

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would you?

>>87328481
source for the 6 surprises.

>>87329599
Just wait, pal.

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SIX MORE OF MY FUCKING BOOKS CHAMP!

>still camera vs moving camera

>>87328473
>seriously expecting this board to ever "discuss" anything that isn't capeshit, GoT or a thinly-veiled /pol/ thread
Sorry anon, /film/ would be the only way you could get a thread going.

>>87328473
Film subtley leaves its mark but I think its more for vintagefags now than anything.
>Oh I recognize that film grain
Like vinyl.

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If you have an IQ above room temperature you will think it is beginning of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

If you have one ounce of brain matter inside your head left, you wil unavoidably come to the logical conclusion that it is dull.

Depends if you're 12 and/or a woman

deadass i wan see sum pawgs in dis shii

AYO HOL UP
WHERE DA WHYTE ASSES AT

>>87329430
this is for degenerates. not normal people.

Idk I cant remember any but they are very comfy for youtube videos

>>87328241
Top ten Idris Elba roles

>>87328241
Why do people suckered into watching so many bullshit top ten lists?

People forget it's a feudal society. The only people who even get a pretense of a trial are nobles.

>>87328166
Entire scene makes no sense.
>allowed to live by WW
>somehow makes it over the wall undetected
>runs for days/weeks with no provisions and wearing incriminating clothing

He was Night's Watch. He left. Didn't deny it either. Done deal.

They are

>>87328275
no, not really

>>87328275
clean your room, bucko

Kill my board by just parroting a meme you see on there? um owch

>/tv/ was fine and definately not a festering corpse until someone posted the word kino a few times
HA

ummm no sweetie