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ITT: scenes women will never understand
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>>86336016
let's just get this out of the way
>I'm OP
>I hate women
>Women are inferior to men in every single possible way
>Women are more likely to cheat, cause violence, do everything negative while nothing postive
>I am going to post everything I got off r9k when someone disagrees with me
>Also beta, cuck, never had a girlfriend, ect ect ect
there, thread done
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lmao that scene was so fast forward its stupid
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>scientists land on alien planet, do basic analysis of atmosphere and then walk out of the lander like they just arrived on vacation
>shithead steps into alien spore sac thingy without noticing
>dumb fuck retard literally sticks his nose in an alien spore sacs which cums in his face and he either doesnt notice or thinks its no biggie
Stopped watching. What did I miss ?
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you're fucking retarded, they clearly say that all vitals on that planet were better than the one they were heading to before they made a decision to descend on it. fuckin normies
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>>86280635
Albino xenomorphs kill some crew and then a regular xeonomorph kills some more
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>>86280816
even with the 22nd century technology it's very stupid to just go outside without any protection.
ffs even prometheus got that right
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Penn & Teller's Fool Us on CW starring Alyson Hannigan 2017-08-13 12:06:08 Post No.86280473
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2017-08-13 12:06:08
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So, Fool Us is back on, but /tv/ isn't posting about it. Seems odd, considering it's one of the best shows on tv.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxUskbSn8jo
it all adds up
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>>86280473
Love the show, hate alysson though. Jonathan Ross was 100x beter
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>>86280622
Kek
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Have you forgotten him /tv/?
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>>86280470
yes.
I never enjoying his style of humor. Too childish and down spoken.
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>>86280470
I honestly shed a bit of tear for this dude. Only celeb ever. He seemed like a melancholy type of genuine dude. Reminded me of my grandpa.
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I always forgot he even died desu, probably because my family member died couple days before him
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And this year's Oscar goes to....
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Detroit
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Some nigga shit, probably a movie about a nigga tranny.
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The Dark Tower
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Where did it go wrong?
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>>86280320
They dragged it on for too long, hopefully it will end soon
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>>86280320
THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN
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>>86280320
Just like the original British show, it went off the rails in season 3. The fun of House of Cards is Francis' rise to power and the immediate aftermath. When you try to make him a realistic, long-term politician, things start getting silly.
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Rick and Morty is the smartest cart-
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I voted for Zlumpf but regret it. He condones violence against innocent counter protesters, protects and encourages white supremecist nazis and straight up mocks women, the disabled and POC.
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DUDE
ORANGE
LMAO
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desu hes fucked up so hard at every turn this point its amazing his supporters are so autistically devoted. one of them even ran over innocent BLM protesters in charleston today at the neo nazi rally ... like how is this defensible? i love how /pol/ denigrates muslims for truck incidents yet defend this retarded neo nazi when he pulls the same shit. literal hypocrisy
no not hypocrisy just stupidity
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I caught this on Spike TV during a bout of insomnia. It had been the first time I watched it in over ten years so I decided to roll with it. HOLY FUCK it was horrible. I can't believe this made money and got a single good review. Did you like it? I hated Jurassic World btw.
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>>86280230
yes.
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>>86280230
I enjoyed it, but it was a dumb movie.
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It's fine. Better than The Lost "Spielberg phones it in" World. If it were just "Dinosaur Island" people would remember it more fondly.
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Why is this such a consistently good show /tv/? Is it because the only creative input Seth MacFarlane has is voiceover work?
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>consistently good show
Fake news
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>>86280058
i mean, its better than family guy
but its not better than Cleveland.
and i'm white.
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>>86281387
Cleveland is terribly unfunny.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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Why does he ask it so matter of factly as if it's a commonly told tale and the only reason Annie wouldn't have heard it is because it goes against Jedi doctrine?
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>>86280377
Because it'd be pretty fucking suspicious if he knew a Sith legend and it weren't a common thing.
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STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI Plot Details 2017-08-14 04:30:22 Post No.86335687
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STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI Plot Details
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Rough outline based on officially released information and leaks that actually proved themselves credible.
>Rey begins training with Luke in Ahch-To, but Luke has grown desillusioned due to Kylo's betrayal and believes that the Jedi should end. Luke once believed that Kylo was "the chosen one".
>Kylo, still struggling to find his purpose, is sent to Ahch-To by Snoke, but ends up being captured by Luke. He begins influencing Rey against Luke, and the two develop a bond.
>Meanwhile, the Resistance has been cut off from the fragile New Republic and being severely attacked by the First Order, whose influence is spreading through the galaxy.
>After being driven out of their headquarters, the Resistance relocates to an abandoned Rebel outpost on planet Crait. Leia is injured during the attack, and replaced by Admiral Holdo.
>Finn and mechanic Rose Tinco are then sent to retrieve infamous "slicer" DJ from the casino planet Canto Bright to help the Resistance. Finn is betrayed (either by DJ or Rose) and captured, prompting Rey to leave to rescue him, with a captive Kylo in tow.
>Snoke is awaiting for Rey in Canto Bright and captures her, making dark revelations that basically amount to her being the chosen one. Meanwhile, the First Order launches an attack on Crait, and Poe supersedes Holdo's command to defend the base.
>Luke rescues Finn and Rey and they join the battle, followed by Kylo and Snoke. Finn faces off against Captain Phasma once again, Kylo's faith in Snoke is strained, and Luke and Rey rejoin the Resistance as they prepare for the final battle against Snoke in EPISODE IX.
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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
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Christ someone just kill this franchise
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>>86335803
FPBP
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You have 5 seconds to name a worse trilogy 2017-08-12 11:50:13 Post No.86279864
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You have 5 seconds to name a worse trilogy
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Protip: You can't.
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>>86279864
SW Prequels. Literally took me 3 secs. Pay up faggot
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Just kidding.
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>>86280354
star wars sequels are already worse
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Move over, Casablanca, your status as best movie of all time is just about to expire.
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>>86279815
YAAAASSSSSS, SLAY QUEEN!
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everybody will gtfo when Lady Bird comes out.
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>>86279912
she gunna slay dat bbc tho
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This would have been so much better if it had a slower pace and focused on the woman.
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>>86279554
Agreed
the whole thing was just game fan service.
As a horror it could have been great if they had kept the source material and not made every engagement and exposition.
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>>86279554
Too much people in the town
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>>86279554
They should have used the script from SH2. It merged parts of the first 3 Silent Hills which doesnt make sense to the audience since he audience are going to be fans of the game. Pyramid head had no reason being their, neither did the babies, it went with the cult shit from 3 but just tried to inject each iconic thing into it with little reason
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What's /tv/'s opinion of her?
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>>86335677
She's a good mother.
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Wherever that is, it looks comfy.
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MOMMY