>mfw someone calls me a manlet
>>83846745
the crooked weapon is a metaphor for my dysfunctional penor
fuck is this
>>83846933
LYNCHED
Why were they so bad?
>>83846696
>shitty cgi
>forced stronk womyn she-elf
>interracial romance
>>83846696
CGI. It became so good after LOTR that they could replace anything with CGI so they do and it always looks shit.
>>83846696
Stringing a short light hearted fantasy adventure into an overblown LOTR style cgi fest without any of the content to back it up.
Need a link to pic related edition
Anyone have more horror where a military unit are the victims?
What's your favorite horror of all time, /tv/? What are the best ones from the last 17 years? Who's your favorite director?
>>83846487
Oh. Soon as I posted, the torrent for it got going. Nice.
>>83846487
What are some UNDERRATED horror movies? Preferably with some occult themes
>>83847040
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Speaking of which, I'm looking for more films similar to this in elements and mood
Here's the latest ratings for American God and they're not looking good.
These ratings use the extremely generous Live+7 format, which include streaming and DVR viewings.
What can we do to save this show? Originally it was signed for at least two seasons, but if the last two episodes fall into the teens it won't happen.
less niggers?
This show is not good lol
>>83846458
Dumb phoneposter
>640x1136
iFag at that
While watching this movie I thought "this black guy playing the lawyer is pretty good". His name? Tyler Perry.
Am I retarded now?
>>83846287
not really. He was good in it
He just found a way to make easy money making movies for the African American audience
Fincher is such a masterful director that he can even make Tyler Perry great, so you're fine.
>>83846343
I'm absolutely terrible with names so I thought I should definitely look up this Fincher guy and for a second felt glad I had another good director whose movies to watch, turns out I've seen everything he's ever directed expect the facebook movie. Maybe I am retarded after all.
>you will never be a successful arthouse director
Make a movie.
make a short movie. All you need is a camera. write a script. make it artsy. Do it for the craft, not to get famous.
>tfw no friends to make movies with
doing it all by yourself feels too lonely
>this is a 10/10 show that you arent allowed to criticize on /tv/
>Hahaha LYNCHED
unironically lynched
L Y N C H E D
>Excuse me. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
How would Marvel handle this scene?
>>83845974
>You ever have a dance-off bro?
They wouldn't. Batman is a DC property.
Tony:
>Excuse me....
>mimics dramatically
>Siiiir
>You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
>eats M&Ms
>because uh... i have
>points at Captain America
>but it wasnt a dance it was more like a fight
Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything
>super power is knowledge of how a zipline works
>>83845838
Superman's only weakness.
>>83845838
Back story spin off when?
Why is the costume design so bad? It was never really top notch, but it's terrible now. Everyone looks like they belong in the Matrix.
>>83845491
Hi there Reddit
it was always shit
>>83845491
>being this stupid
ITT: Movies women will never understand
>>83845275
All of them
more like movies only rich private school fratboys understand. why would you care so much about a fucking teacher, unless he's jack black in school of rock
It's over. DC has won.
why are all these toddlers watching a PG-13 movie with dick jokes?
why dont these people ever know about elektra and catwoman movies
arent they female superheros ?
>>83845241
Those were critical and commercial failures so not many people remember them
>i need 48 hours
>you have 34 seconds
>>83845116
>I need 34 seconds
>you have 48 hours
>>83845116
Wow black people are really fucking scary.
I'm glad there aren't any were I live.
>>83845190
I live in a white neighborhood and the other day I saw a black kid walking in th back Alley.
Something isn't right.
Should I notify the local Klan?
Thoughts on this movie?
Horrifying
> that scene where his owner throws his ball into the bushes but he's too scared to fetch it because he thinks the gooks will ambush him
I remember watching this a few months ago with my little niece because we figured it would be something good to put on.
We turned it off before it ended, because ten minutes in it just cuts to unedited footage of 9/11. How the fuck did this get past the distributors?
who should play Batgirl™ in the solo film /tv/?
She's cute but she really can't act
Idris Elba
>>83844727
Whoever can grow the most and thickest naturally red leg hair.