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I miss Jersey Shore threads on /tv/. Never did I think anons would be as interested in this show as were.
>T SHIRT TIME
>GTL
>DTF
>SMUSH
>DO SEX
>GRENADES
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>>79915757
To like this show you have to be the most low IQ normie out there..
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CABSA HEA
CABSA HEA
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>>79915757
BURGAHS FOR DA BOYZ
CABS. ARE. HERE.
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Does your local cinema allow vaping?
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>>79915519
No, but I do it anyway.
Get a drink from the bar, sit in the back, vapin and drinkin like a sultan.
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It allows sucking dicks so I'm sure vaping is acceptable
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>vaping
real men smoke
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>underperformed at BO
>no one talks about it anymore
>0 oscars
Why'd it flop so hard?
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Moana was better than Zootopia by a mile. I don't know why people love the talking animals meme so much.
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>>79914694
>movies are too white, People of Diversity can't identify with all the white protagonists
>but white people will 100% identify with all of our non-white characters
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>>79914751
I liked both quite a bit, but you are wrong
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Scenes that confused you as a child
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That scene in Friends where Monica has an orgasm saying numbers. I literally had no clue what was happening.
I'm pretty sure they've cut it from most TV channels now too.
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>>79914098
What was supposed to be number 7 anyway?
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>iranians lecturing others on human rights
>half of the women there would be stoned alive for wearing those dresses
Why was this allowed?
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>>79914033
Because people in hollywood are fucking trash? Just make my entertainment and shut the fuck up, hypocrites.
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>>79914033
And the leftists think trump is 1984
War is peace ect
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>>79914033
Something tells me that an Iranian who works in Hollywood isn't on board with his own government's authoritarianism either.
>RECORD LOW RATINGS
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Good, nobody wants to see niggers and endless trump bashing.
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>>79913941
This isn't a Seth Rollins thread?
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>>79913941
Didn't see it. How was it politically charged?
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>tv said this meme movie was comparable to intersteller.
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Just saw it actually
I really liked it, liked how abbot was slow to come out because he was dying in hindsight
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>>79913707
>>tv said this meme movie was comparable to intersteller.
Stop lying.
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>>79913732
Op here, i thought it was pretty good too i was just overstating my minor qualms with the film for (you)'s
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>in english doc
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>why do you drink tea and call soccer "football"?
>I'm English, doc
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>he's right behind me isn't he?
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>we got company!
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Got the set of films for my Birthday and have been watching through one a day in chronological order - I'm currently at "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" and so far I'd say Goldfinger is my favourite.
What are your thoughts on the franchise? Best Bond? Best Film? etc. among-st other Bond-related stuff.
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>>79913584
>one a day
What a fucking pleb. Back in my day tbs used to show bond marathons. Nothing but bond. Back to back. All weekend long.
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Top 5:
OHMSS
License to Kill
Goldeneye
Casino Royale
GOldfinger
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Idris Elba
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So what's up with this? I haven't heard any news in a while about it. Does /tv/ think it's possible for it to be good?
At least it won't have the curse of video game movies considering it'll be based off the books
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>>79913207
me on the left
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>>79913207
You know that would almost be worth it purely to see Poland's reaction.
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Picks for triss, yen and cirri?
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You're going to watch Blade Runner 2049, right?
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>>79912970
some of it
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>>79912970
I'll see it for Carla
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>>79912970
...
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...I will
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THE SCOOP ON THE DIRECTOR STRUGGLES IN THE DCEU 2017-02-28 01:57:29 Post No.79912918
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THE SCOOP ON THE DIRECTOR STRUGGLES IN THE DCEU
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>Splash Report ran a comprehensive history of the DC Extended Universe's problem with hiring directors, and there was one particular case that the publication seems to think played an important part to Matt Reeves ultimately signing on the dotted line to shepherd The Batman into cinematic birth. As it turns out, James Wan's hiring to direct Aquaman came with a pretty important stipulation ensuring the father of The Conjuring franchise would play ball: total creative control. Now, as you can see in the DCEU, getting that assurance is as hard as pulling The Joker's teeth, and Reeves' initial pass on the offer was because Warner Bros thought they could stand their ground and keep their hands on the wheel.
>Of course, seeing as The Batman now officially has Matt Reeves as its director in charge, Warner Bros. has allegedly relented, reverting back to its pre-release attitude of laissez-faire filmmaking that tinted Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice's early days. At least, that's what one would think, considering the public's reaction to both Zack Snyder's first DCEU entry, as well as the "Academy Award Winning" Suicide Squad, was less than stellar. Not to mention, the constant stream of directors leaving projects like The Flash have left the future of DC Comics' shared universe in serious question. A change is needed, and allowing someone like Matt Reeves to build his own version of The Batman is a good step in the right direction.
Have they learned their lesson /tv/?
Are we about to enter the age of DC?
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>Have they learned their lesson /tv/?
No.
>Are we about to enter the age of DC?
No.
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Those are the directors that Warner Bros. has had trouble keeping on board for their DC Extended Universe (DCEU) projects.
MacLaren was going to direct Wonder Woman, then left over “creative differences” (April 2015)
Grahame-Smith was going to write and direct The Flash, then left over “creative differences” (April 2016)
Famuyiwa was going to co-write and direct The Flash, then left over “creative differences” (October 2016)
Affleck was going to co-write and direct The Batman, then abruptly dropped out (January 2017)
Reeves was in talks to take over for Affleck on The Batman, then he withdrew from those negotiations. A week later, he officially signed on (February 2017)
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>>79912918
This entire article makes no sense
>DC were trying to be too over-bearing turning off directors since they clearly don't know what they're doing
>so they're going back to the hands-off approach that ruined Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad supposedly
>hopefully this will fix the DCEU
This is some insane mental gymnastics
Just get Snyder to direct everything. There, fixed
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Pure unadulterated Kino
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What was a bigger snub, this not being up for Best Picture or The Neon Demon not being up for Makeup?
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>>79912188
So has fucking nobody seen this?
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>>79912188
I love it.
>>79914361
Almost nobody has. Blame marketing. Also, this is /tv/. People only start watching movies here after the yify rip comes out.
>>79912211
Silence for Best Picture. TND was snubbed for Art Design and Cinematography.
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Ask a Jehovah's Witness that has never seen any horror films anything. 2017-02-28 01:20:12 Post No.79912181
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Ask a Jehovah's Witness that has never seen any horror films anything.
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Also is the exorcist scary? I was brought up to not have anything demonic related and I stick to that now, but is it really as scary as everyone says?
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>Also is the exorcist scary?
At this point in cinema history I don't think you can call it 'scary', but The Exorcist pretty much created the entire genre and it's arguably the best on artistic terms with maybe Shining being a slightly better movie. Both movies are great way to introduce somebody into horror genre. I'd also try Army of Darkness or Evil Dead 2 as those movies mix horror with comedy.
What's your general opinion on horror movies and their audience? It genuinely seems interesting to me.
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>>79912491
Additional info - Mike Oldfield is my jam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzzjFVF25IQ
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>>79912491
Sorry, I wrote a long reply but my safari crashed.
I don't like horror films, simply because every time I hear about them, they use the same old plots and tropes.
I don't WATCH them because of my fathers experiences, when he was in university, being a JW at this point, he decided to watch poltergeist, in the middle of the film stuff started flying off his shelves hitting him. He was scared out of his life and did not come back into his flag for days.
He also saw some friends using a Ouija board and saw the garage door slam shut and open because they were playing there.
In general, I avoid them, I MUCH MUCH prefer the unseen horrors, like thrillers and crime films.
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BRIGHT with Will Smith 2017-02-28 01:10:20 Post No.79911971
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>Set in an alternate present-day where humans, orcs, elves, and fairies have been co-existing since the beginning of time. Bright is genre-bending action movie that follows two cops from very different backgrounds. Ward and Jakoby, embark on a routine patrol night and encounter a darkness that will ultimately alter the future and their world as they know it.
>A Movie directed by David Ayer
>Cast : Will Smith, Joel Edgerton, Noomi Rapace, Lucy Fry, Edgar Ramirez, Margaret Cho, and Ike Barinholtz.
>Release Date : December 2017
>Genre : Thriller, Fantasy, Sci Fi
tl;dr a Netflix movie with Will Smith
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>>79911971
jesus did they pull every hair follicle out of will's face?
he hasn't been that smooth since birth.
also
>manlet orc
fuck off
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Welcome to the hourly Max Landis thread everybody! Check the official Max Landis Youtube channel, check the official Max Landis Twitter and remember to check out the new trailer for my Netflix series BRIGHT on Youtube now! Also be sure to pay attention to my vlogs because despite each of my films being massive failures in every sense of the word my father's Hollywood connections ensure that I will always work!
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>>79911971
>Written by Max Landis
No thank you