Pro-tip: you can't.
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Easy.
>>80004147
Is this from Logan?
ITT: Favorite characters who had to go.
it was a joke though
just a prank
>>80004023
Still hurts
What are some movies about galactic war criminals?
>>80003968
Delete this thread.
>>80003968
Dune
Star Wars
War of za warudos
Space balls
Prometheus?
Any Lovecraft movie
Coneheads
Also I'm gonna need a rundown of these guys.
QUICK
Deacon is fucking 10 thousand times more cooler than classic roach xenomorph
Deacon would destroy xeno easily
>>80003937
I actually enjoyed Deacon because his flawed appearance reveals what a horrible genetic mess he is. He tries to let out a roar and accidentally vomits his own mouth out
It's pretty lame we're never going to see him in action or evolve
>>80003937
i bet his blood isn't even acid
>>80003812
If drunk-Dee doesn't make your dick diamonds, you might be a faggot.
>she will never uninhibit herself all over your snake
>>80003851
fuck, forgot
>>80003812
I want to have sex with sweet Dee in the missionary position in the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
I'll start with Straw Dogs
>>80003803
I could be wrong but from what I've read women self lubricate and are MORE likely to get pregnant from rape?
Seriously though we can't let men ignore consent :^)
a woman can't enjoy getting raped that means it's not rape this is just logic
>>80003945
Lmao what? Isn't that some shit from an SVU episode?
> reminder that Contact is better than Arrival
> reminder that nu-cosmos is shit
Contact was good. Arrival is also good. I like space.
>>80003787
> reminder that nu-cosmos is shit
das raciss
You know what really clonks my bonkers? the fact that the original Cosmos had a very philosophical feel, and a very artistic direction. But then comes the new one, and throws all that away for "LOL SCIENCE IS KEWL YO".
I'm mad. Cosmos was my childhood.
Come on let me hear you say it, just once, come on
*brap*
>>80003739
No! Not that, no, the other thing. Come on, I know it's dangling on the tip of your tongue, let me hear you say it, pleeeease?
>>80003837
Bane?
>Gay lyricist writes one of the best Disney musicals ever despite the fact that he was dying
>"Guys, the original wasn't progressive enough. Let's make LeFou gay!"
What's the point anymore
I was on the fence about seeing the remake but with this coming out I'm just going to stay home. I'll pirate the soundtrack because I'll most likely enjoy the music but that's gonna be it for me folks.
western culture is eating itself due to completely running out of ideas and inspiration.
>first gay Disney character
>Elsa and Anna exist
Yeah whatever you say, Disney.
>15 years of CGI technology later
>1000 nvidia gtx chips
>10000000000000000000000 polys, realistic HDR etc
>Alien looks like ass
>Ridley opts for CGI over his signature live action Alien
How come CGI from 2001/2002 looks better than today?
>>80003584
you are a retard if you think left looks better than right
>>80003584
>How come CGI from 2001/2002 looks better than today?
I'll bite
Perhaps it was used a little more sparingly years ago instead of the OTT usage with get nowadays.
People generally watch films in higher resolutions now than in the early 2000s. Flawed CGI becomes even more apparent compared to blurry dvds etc.
>TFW you're trying to defend your wheat field and some faggot says your CGI sucks
If you were here I swear I would headbutt your windshield you fucker.
Why does nobody ever mention the transcendent /theguy/ Stanley Kubrick. His entire filmography is littered with redpill after redpill. His first mainstream success was Spartacus, a film which showed one man rising up against the degeneracy of the establishment and the elites. He followed up his first epic masterpiece of redpilling with Lolita, warning against the dangers of degenerate paedophilia and sexual exploitation. He proceeded to film Dr Strangelove, a redpill against the militarisation of society and the use of propaganda by government in pursuit of either propaganda and ideology. I mean given 9/11 and the Russophbia on display in the MSM it could be argued this film was prophetic. Then he went to 2001: A Space Odyssey, a film that shows humans have been in contact with aliens since the beginnings of our consciousness. Onto A clockwork orange, showing how society ‘treats’ or rather brainwashes those they deem ‘deplorable’, or even ‘disagreeable’. Barry Lyndon is a repudiation of the empirical aspirations of the 17th and 18th century, those choices made by kings and queens as per their ‘divine right’. Viewed allegorically for today and the Russophobic articles spreading through the MSM like a tentacle creature in a hentai. Then the Shining, how ones mind can be manipulated into becoming a psychopath, or becoming placated and peaceful. His next film was Full Metal Jacket, a deeper, more modernistic understanding of the themes explored in Barry Lyndon, corporations and governments still fuck over the common man at every available opportunity. His last film, suspiciously enough, was ‘allegedly’ based upon a Rothschilds party. Eyes Wide Shut shows the extent to which degenerate factions use their wealth and influence to blackmail anyone of influence. Sound familiar?
TLDR Kubrick was based, and fucking smart about it. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking shill who probably thinks of capeshit and grimdark adaptations are the height of cinema.
>>80003463
>Onto A clockwork orange, showing how society ‘treats’ or rather brainwashes those they deem ‘deplorable’, or even ‘disagreeable’
Anon... no
>>80003522
Anon yes more like. How much do ClearBlue pay you. Shill.
>>80003463
the shining should have been called the shiting, you know, because it's so shit
How come he don't want me man?
If only Dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house, how could he be so cruel house?
Will is very cruel. Cruel to uncle Phil, to Carlton, to Hillary and Jeffrey.
He does not deserve love
>AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
What did Uncle Phil mean by this?
the first movie that comes to your mind.
say it
>>80003380
Lion
>>80003380
>perfect genes
>shits on them and flushes down toilet
why did she do it bros?
who is she?
story?
this masterpiece right here
>>80003375
What if I was the kind of poster who was obliged to hurt you for this thread? I mean physically.
I saw it for a second time the other day, it's honestly probably my favorite movie
jake and Bill Paxton (rip) are suburb in it
Conan the Barbarian. It's a fuckin beautiful movie.
How much of the appeal of this show is solid storytelling and how much of it is just pretending you were him?
People who ask these type of questions have obviously never watched any of the show.
Don Draper is a miserable lonely husk of a man.
the appeal is that it's the sopranos with no violence and loaded with libshit propaganda
>>80003314
I identify with Lane because I want to kill myself