What are your favorite KITH sketches?
The Nap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45y3dwQ3Fv4
>IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS, I'M SORRY
The steel toe boots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dXFS6piv58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tFbZ5kaY8
"I'm sorry it's just naked, fat, black, crippled dykes are hard to find"
it was a simpler time..
what's the best way to refuse an oscar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU
either this or george c. scott's
>>79929816
based brando
>>79929844
This. He never went to them and gave zero fucks about awards and thought the whole process of giving out awards for acting was farcical.
>Connery stated in interviews that he was offered a role in The Lord of the Rings series,[52] declining it due to "not understanding the script." CNN reported that the actor was offered up to 15% of the worldwide box office receipts to play Gandalf, which had he accepted, could have earned him as much as $400 million for the trilogy.[53] Connery's disillusionment with the "idiots now making films in Hollywood" was cited as a reason for his eventual decision to retire from film-making.[54]
I'm glad he didn't do it
>>79928950
kek. find it hard to picture him as Gandalfl, pretty sure he would have sucked.
Dunkirk could provide a tremendous visual experience alongside a plot that takes a new approach to storytelling. Said Nolan:
>“The film is told from three points of view. The air (planes), the land (on the beach) and the sea (the evacuation by the navy). For the soldiers embarked in the conflict, the events took place on different temporalities. On land, some stayed one week stuck on the beach. On the water, the events lasted a maximum day; And if you were flying to Dunkirk, the British spitfires would carry an hour of fuel. To mingle these different versions of history, one had to mix the temporal strata. Hence the complicated structure; Even if the story, once again, is very simple.”
Nolan then went on to explain the vital significance of this battle, which in turn helps us form an even better understanding of exactly how tremendous in scale Dunkirk will likely be:
>“This is an essential moment in the history of the Second World War. If this evacuation had not been a success, Great Britain would have been obliged to capitulate. And the whole world would have been lost, or would have known a different fate: the Germans would undoubtedly have conquered Europe, the US would not have returned to war. It is a true point of rupture in war and in history of the world. A decisive moment. And the success of the evacuation allowed Churchill to impose the idea of a moral victory, which allowed him to galvanize his troops like civilians and to impose a spirit of resistance while the logic of this sequence should have been that of surrender. Militarily it is a defeat; On the human plane it is a colossal victory.”
if this isn't 100% memeworthy I'm shooting up the cinema
Quite possibly the lamest looking war movie I've ever seen. Looks shit.
>>79928834
Why?
I don't get it /tv/. What was the point in making Jeff Bridges character such a huge racist? It didn't really add to the plot except for the partner's 'Banks are the new white invaders' line.
>>79928688
feminist propaganda.
men have to risk everything, cause the death of others, all to support a women who detests you and kids you are never allowed to see. this movie can go fuck itself.
>>79928688
Texan propaganda.
Texas Rangers have to risk everything, cause the deaths of others, all to support a state government that detests you and the oil you are never allowed to see. This kino can go gently caress itself.
he was racist?
>we ironic nerds now
>le funny reaction shot zoom
>silence following deadpan answers
He's trying so hard to be like RLM, bless him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuz6HbBnR9s
>>79928432
bless his soul
>>79928432
Why are you watching this guy and furthermore why are you trying to get others to watch him?
>>79928432
>That shelf
Have some fucking self respect.
Does anyone else feel like she's trying so hard to not show how pissed she is that moonlight won?
https://youtu.be/9oWi3__GmCM?t=32s
>I don't mean to start stuff, but whatever story that was, I had that card
>>79928337
Why did she do this? Such a nasty woman.
>>79928337
Hasn't already been confirmed there were multiple cards for each?
Cunt needs to shut up and show her feet.
>>79928337
Watched the video, expected nothing less from a professional liar.
What is the next for her career?
My cock.
>>79927420
That neck is too lewd, this is a sfw board for pete's sake.
/general/
>>79927331
The Place Behind the Pines fucking sucked after the first act.
hahaha is this the thread where i talk about how i would take his load in literally every orifice in sequence hahaha no homo i love our memes
wtf #ImWithHer now
>>79926966
Okay, for real, are all photos of this bitch meant for the BLACKED subtitle?
Now that the dust has settled, can we confidently assert that he was one of the worst Oscars host in the history of the awards?
Most if not all of his attempts at jokes fell completely flat and sometimes didn't even elicit forced pity laughs from the atendees. His attempts at injecting some excitement like the candy, the normal people entering the stage and tweeting at Donald Trump also fell flat as fuck and were more confusing than entertaining.
Ellen Degeneres and Chris Rock's Oscars were garbage too, but the hosting at least had some sort of common thread/overarching theme that made the experience coherent. In this case the things happening were all over the place and when it didn't work he was just like "heh I'm just doing this ironically anyway, amirite guys *unfunnily insults a celebrity*".
This guy has given up on life.
Was mostly funny. 7/10
>>79927023
FOR YOU
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/02/25/robert-de-niro-snaps-at-wife-for-spending-all-my-money.html
>telling her, “I wouldn’t have to keep making s--tty movies if you didn’t spend all my money!”
WeW Lad
We JUST now
So if she doesn't spend it will he be taking part in better movies or will he just not be in them?
>fox news
Nice alternative facts kiddo
>>79926941
ugh mudbloods are so disgusting looking
>$35/month
>DVR
>stream anywhere
Well, cable is officially dead. Press F to pay respects.
literally who
Needs TCM
Playstation Vue, DirecTV, and Sling TV all have this.
for THIRTY a month.
CHEESE
OLD AND STALE
dumb weeaboo
>>79926310
link?
>>79927338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ5PCbtiCpk
I watched Logan, AMA
do you like furry porn?
>>79926067
How much nudity is in it? what do they specifically show and when?
>>79926067
How do I get a gf?