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>in theater
>cheesy joke occurs onscreen
>audience begins roaring in laughter going HAHAHAHAHHAA that lasts for 30 seconds
>predictable jumpscare happens onscreen
>audience screams and shouts and begins to have conversations about what just happens for 60 seconds
>something gross comes up onscreen
>audience feels the need to blurt out EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
>guy vaping right next to me
>missed multiple plot points and have to wait until the movie comes out on blu-ray because people kept making noise
>people flashing their flashlights and people saying SHHHH and swearing
>people on their phones texting

Theaters were a mistake.

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:17:30 Post No.87561990
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>>87561915
Go to Alamo Drafthouse theaters, they have no tolerance for that kind of shit

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:18:24 Post No.87562021
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>>87561915
hype is for normies. You felt the repercussions. The people who sat near me luckily only spoke 2 or 3 times.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:19:14 Post No.87562055
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>>87561915
The movie wasn't that good and I'm so dissapointed that I got so excited for nothing. It had a lot of potential, but it didn't need to be funny and I felt that the clown could've been more scary. And I don't mean supernatural scary, I mean realistic, it could actually happen scary.

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2017-09-10 03:13:41 Post No.87561877
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:13:41 Post No. 87561877 [Report] [View this topic]

never forget
so did you pay your respects and bought a ticket to see this?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:15:03 Post No.87561922
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>>87561877
....is this for real? Come on...this is gonna be the best comedy ever, right?

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:38:12 Post No.87562694
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>>87561922
it's real

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4917224/?pf_rd_m=A2FGELUUNOQJNL&pf_rd_p=2750721702&pf_rd_r=1SM7GB2T4BNDN801DZJH&pf_rd_s=right-2&pf_rd_t=15061&pf_rd_i=homepage&ref_=hm_otw_t5

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:43:33 Post No.87562873
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>>87562694
Wow. This looks terrible. Charlie Sheen is suicidal, right? This will get the worst critics ever.

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:12:00 Post No. 87561830 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this any good?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:32:45 Post No.87562508
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>>87561830
Hard to tell just from the first season since it was just layering mystery upon mystery with no resolutions to anything. They are obviously going for a story that spans multiple seasons to replace GoT but that format really doesn't work with TV shows.
I'm gonna give it another season to get good before I give up on it

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:34:06 Post No.87562547
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>>87562508
>I'm gonna give it another season to get good before I give up on it

it's just going to be more of the same nolan esque twisty crap. that's pretty much all he does

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:35:26 Post No.87562591
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>>87562508
Sounds more like Lost than GoT from your description

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/Our Guys/ Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:07:30 Post No. 87561673 [Report] [View this topic]

Time to post /Our Guys/
Let the world know.

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I'd tack the newsreader in there somewhere too. Also Marc Antony.

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Merf!

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'80s teen sex comdies Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:00:41 Post No. 87561467 [Report] [View this topic]

What are your favorite '80s teen sex comedies?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:03:26 Post No.87561539
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:03:26 Post No.87561539 [Report]

Does exploitation and softcore count?

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>>87561467

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:06:31 Post No.87561644
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>>87561539
yes, as long as it's comedic

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:00:01 Post No. 87561445 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Intros you never skip

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:02:38 Post No.87561514
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:02:38 Post No.87561514 [Report]

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:04:15 Post No.87561568
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>>87561514
A VROOM VROOM SHOEGAZE GROWS

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:09:58 Post No.87561763
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>>87561514
dusty may sun you fucking dolt

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:52:56 Post No. 87561228 [Report] [View this topic]

>literally white people. The movie

Is this why IT is failing?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:59:02 Post No.87561420
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>>87561228
>largest opening for an R-rated movie.
>Already made 3x it's budget.
"failing"

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>>87561228
no

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:01:57 Post No.87561500
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>>87561420
china will fail

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:52:47 Post No. 87561224 [Report] [View this topic]

What are the best Apocalypse kino?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:53:16 Post No.87561244
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>>87561224
Mad max

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>>87561244
Like I mean natural disasters and stuff

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:01:44 Post No.87561494
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:01:44 Post No.87561494 [Report]

A boy and his dog

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:49:55 Post No. 87561151 [Report] [View this topic]

He's supposed to be the good guy right?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:53:06 Post No.87561235
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U

S

A

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:05:16 Post No.87561608
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:05:16 Post No.87561608 [Report]

>>87561151
He's such a boss.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:06:22 Post No.87561638
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:06:22 Post No.87561638 [Report]

>>87561151
He is an agent of chaos who will use the stupid masses to enact a race war.

You know, /pol/.

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:48:44 Post No. 87561112 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw when i found out jesus was real

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:51:42 Post No.87561194
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first post on /tv/?

Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:52:09 Post No.87561209
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>>87561112
Jesus IS real.

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:48:34 Post No. 87561102 [Report] [View this topic]

Thoughts about inception?

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Nolan lynched us before Lynch got the chance.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:56:24 Post No.87561339
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>>87561102
Best film of this decade

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>>87561288
I am confused. Shouldn't you have a "real life" and then go into the dreams? Like Lost Highway, the real life is that the main character killed his wife but the dreams are then entering into another person's body, morphing, the Mystery Man.

I like this film theory of main events being dreams

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:48:31 Post No. 87561100 [Report] [View this topic]

What are some films that are actually scary?
Nothing really instills fear in me that's not real life.
Having bad trips on disassociatives is fucking spooky, not films
Nightmare on Elm Street does spook me pretty bad though

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:55:08 Post No.87561300
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>>87561100
Audition (1999)

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:55:39 Post No.87561320 [Report]

If you really want to be scared, go watch a few HD gore videos and see what your fellow man is capable of

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:39:20 Post No. 87560816 [Report] [View this topic]

wtf was their problem?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:44:06 Post No.87560958
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>Ross was Jewish
>Monica was not Jewish
>Rachel was originally meant to be Jewish, despite Aniston being non-Jewish
>Phoebe is a non-Jew played by a Jew

WTF?

Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:45:40 Post No.87561011
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>>87560816
D-do you think they had sex?

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>>87561011
onii-chan, that's forbidden love!!!

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:34:22 Post No. 87560663 [Report] [View this topic]

Han nabuki...

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:37:17 Post No.87560754
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>>87560663
Fuck this Jabba, and fuck composited-in fan service Boba Fett looking directly at the camera.

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he speak nepali now?

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>>87560663
Oldfag here, I remember watching the special editions back in 97 and realizing that Lucas had destroyed Star Wars

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