Daily reminder that this was a thing and someone approved this to be released to the public.
Post them.
>>79793238
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>>79793238
The only thing approved for Mummy Returns was the release date
>>79793278
The last air bender or pocahontas?
>Death to America!
Holy shit, how did they get away with this?
It was a different time
post some good rami copy pastas
>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."
No really, what DID they mean?
Dude open to interpretation lmao
dude symbolism lmao
The monolith represents the futile human desire to find meaning in nothing ie. Space, a black frame in a film, the monolith itself
>The incompetence of the American military
>Blind Japanese samurai and a Japanese otaku 2chan poster
>Stupid concepts like quislings and feral children
>Rich people now shovel poo and poor people now run society (cause all rich people are useless and never earned their way and all poor people aren't lazy and on welfare)
>Israel is best rael
>Is North Korea in a tunnel just hiding out or are they all zombies???????? It's like some kinda Schrodinger's cat of asians, so cool!
>"Muh dogs even though I hated them but now I attack people that do and now I'm in a special K9 unit durrrrrrr"
>For some reason only this random African guy has ONE CRAZY PLAN that will save us and nobody else could ever come up with such a brilliant strategy
>Every character is unrealistically descriptive for "interviews", like it's some lonely Jewish hack writing a shitty fiction book that'll be gobbled up by Americans
>DUDE I'M GUARDING RICH CELEBRITIES AND BILL MAHER AND ANNE COULTER ARE HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH LMAO
Oh no, how dare... HOW DARE Brad Pitt ruin such a *snicker* "classic" book - Max Brooks' salient and cutting satire of modern society that still rings true today - how dare he.
Truly, zombie genre fiction has peaked with this tome
>>79793155
you know, when I see posts like these what gets me is that someone actually took the time to write this.
>>79793155
It's a zombie novel, what did you expect.
What did I expect? Why did I buy it? I don't even like zombies...
>>79793155
classic copypasta across at least 2 boards never change
>>79792962
Is steven soderbergh the greatest low key contemporary american director?
Even his hoakey-cashgrab shit (like magic mike and the oceans trilogy) are pretty dope
by cinematography at 2.00x speed
>>79792962
>watching male ocean
What a cuck
>ITT
We guess the film by a stock photo of something from said flick
I'll start.
>>79761739
Don't Breathe
>>79761739
ADAM LANZA WAS NEVER REAL
MARIAM CAREY HAD OBAMAS BABY
Turkey Baster 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Wtf did he whisper?
pay your taxes
>>79792948
>for Frodo
whos ur daddy
What did he mean by this?
>>79792895
He needs other peoples feet.
F
reminds me of pic related
He's right you know.
Why can't doctor who be a black female, is he afraid of strong black women?
equally why not asian, or a dwarf with disabilities the doctor can be anybody maybe even fat or gross old or stupid young right?? why is it always a brit dude with bad taste? Pimp shaft doctor is the only logical choice.
>>79792754
They've done "something different" thirteen times already. Maybe if he wasn't a bigot who only saw things in terms of color he could see that.
ITT: Films you like the premiss of, but are pure garbage
>>79792672
That Time Out (?) movie with Justin Timberlake
>>79792708
yeh that could have been good with different director and cast
>>79792733
Timberlake wasn't bad. He's charming enough
It turns into pure trash half way in.
Post your favorite actresses that would be banned from entering the USA under the current administration.
>Born: January 10, 1980 (age 37 years), Euless, Texas, United States
>>79792646
heh, nice. op is truly a cock sucking nigger.
This town is a part of us all... a part of us all... a part of us all!
Stupid sexy Springfield
Wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock!
All this talk has made me hungry
>Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
bump
>>79793447
> meadow will never greedily sniff up my facts
Fuck this life
>>79792372
Thoughts?
Really good until the villagers find him, including the grenade scene. After that it's Hollywood 101, super boring.
But what came before was easily worth the price of admission. Great tension and acting.
>>79792370
Garbage.
Literally garbage.
During the end credits bit where they show the real footage of the soldiers, I was expecting them to put "Enlist Now" at the bottom of the screen.
Is he the greatest director of our time?
I thought the other guy was Peele
>>79792438
No, that's Dave Chappelle
Objectively, yes.
Subjectively, no.