PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine, she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
Go to see her when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer girl in town
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
Candy in the morning time,
Candy in the hot sunshine.
Candy baby can't you see,
All I want is your candy!
Candy in the morning time,
Candy in the hot sunshine.
Candy baby can't you see,
All I want is your candy!
(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)
All I want is your candy!
(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)
All I want is your candy!
MY NAME IS HOV
RAAAAAAAAAAAPE
MURDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
ITS JUST A SHOT AWAY
>MC
Alright, not bad. Not great or anything. Can't carry the show on his own, but a solid MC.
>Earl
He's a paranoid dick who's infertile. Alright. Not bad, not great.
>MC's Brother
Womanizing dick. Two dimensional villain, nothing much to see here.
>MC's wife
Historically revised feminist insert character. Takes away from the historical aspect of the show in a major way, as usual.
I'm struggling to stay interested. Does it get better /tv/?
>>80654687
What episode are you on?
>>80654687
Sounds like you're in the first season still. Ragnar is a great protagonist and literally the saving grace of the show.
>>80654687
Lagertha gets me fucking hard
I am smoking weed. Kino for this feel?
DUDE
>>80654616
Dude, Where's My Car.
Nvm guys I'm just gonna watch samurai jack I've never seen that before
What is the greatest love story ever told as a film?
Benjamin Button
West Side Story
Fight club.
>Series ends with the villains getting away with everything and the main hero going to prison
Has Marvel gone too far?
>>80654396
>series ends abruptly after only 7 episodes with them pointlessly killing off the only interesting antagonist
Pretty strange honestly. I mean I guess it's a good thing that they didn't keep going and replace Cottonmouth with a bunch of unlikeable and poorly written goons with no charisma. Really would have sunk the show to an unwatchable low. What do you think is going to happen next season?
>>80654396
>Every action scene is the same
God it got boring so fast
>>80654396
>antagonist says there are other ways to hurt a bulletproof man - drowning, poisoning, etc. wow Marvel that'd be a good solution and make for interesting situations
>lol super bullets
>aliens come to earth
>cuck move to learn their fucking language
>somehow lets you see the future
yea, this movie fucking blows, why's everybody fucking jizzing over it?
because people think it's "smart" because le non linear time
>>80654181
>somehow lets you see the future
this is the moment i knew i couldnt take the film seriously
>>80654181
>>80654380
I bet both of you idiots preordered tickets for World of Warcraft movie.
fuckin fag kids lmao
I don't think Matthew McConaughey has ever been in a bad film or TV show. He's that damn good.
Thoughts?
>>80654075
>has ever been in a bad film
what is interstellar
>>80654116
cuck
what about those romcoms in the 2000s
*blocks your path*
>>80654047
Is is the Shadow King a neet?
>runs around sofa and throws a cushion to the floor
Its kind of creepy but every time I see it it makes me think of this shit.
Best cartoon since Spongebob seasons 1-3
It was amazing... Until it became all about relationships and less about Wacky Adventures and comfy stories. Then it became totally unbearable.
This person is dating this person, this person broke up with that person, this person is heartbroken, this person has kids now, this person is in love with another person likes another girl blah blah blah.
And suddenly it's no longer fin and Jake wandering the countryside just having Adventures
>>80654585
Pretty much this. Started out great, went to hell and isn't fun anymore. Yeah I know, Finn is growing up. This cartoon along with Regular Show was one of the few bright spots of the early 2010s but even that couldn't persist in quality.It's all Rebecca Sugar's fault. Also she still goddamned ruined Marshall Lee.
>>80654585
This is my major complaint as well. I also couldn't stand that they were trying to add this weird lore with Ice King, the great war and whatever the fuck else. Damn shame.
There's a hopeful message somewhere in this show, right?
Yeah, when the credits start rolling
>>80653821
Why are you expecting there to be a message? What you should be doing is asking yourself questions: How do I not fuck up like Bojack?
>>80654082
What if it's already too late for me?
>ITT: Films only black people are able to watch
>SWEET BLACK JESUS
>>80653755
sweet i've always wanted to be a nigger
Why is this still popular?
>>80653660
Because it's remarkable, and you're subhuman garbage who should be flushed out to sea like the refuse you are. I'm Seth, btw.
At this point it's better than South Park
>>80653660
I unironically think it's decent absurdist humor. Not the best by any metric, but decent.
Fucking sellout.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZxgzA9_Sss
D R O P P E D
>>80653599
>le bland shots of nature while beautiful music plays
meh...
>>80653599
Not enough religious symbolism or people crying about their brother's death
>>80653599
>Sell out
Where else will he get funding for his butterfly projects?
Did Verhoeven read about Gamergame and the Alt Right before making this? the girl being the founder of a videogame company and the beta son getting cucked can't be coincidence
>>80653426
Verhoeven still make movies?
>>80653426
>Jewish guy is the one leaking the rape demos
>woman is the leader of the video game company
>son is literally cucked by a nigger
>religious guy is a crazy nutjob who killed children
>female cuckqueen gets cucked by the main character/ her husband sleeps around
>BDSM scenes
This was the most redpilled movie of 2016.
>>80653426
good movie
you know the drill