If so, let's make one.
>>79165216
>Are there any A-List actors who don't have a meme about them on /tv/?
not that I'm aware of
Tom Hanks
Brad Pitt
How does /tv/ feel about the resolution of Twin Peaks after 25 years? Season 3 is post-production and going to air soon. Also who else besides David Lynch would bother making another season for a 25-years-dead show?
i'm already hard
tfw you live near Snoqualmie aka the town that this is supposed to be Twin Peaks
Audrey best twinpeaksfu
What movie can I watch tonight with my long-term gf who I am now bored of? I don't want to turn her on, I just want to keep her engrossed and above all QUIET for a couple of hours
>>79165090
haha good luck. make sure you drug the wine
>>79165090
>trying to keep a chick quiet with a movie
Not gonna happen
>>79165158
You're probably right. ALWAYS some asinine """observation""" about something obvious right when I'm trying to listen.
Is there a single film that comes close to matching the tone and atmosphere of the Berserk 1997 anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWt5WB7wtJ0
soundtrackino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCsqGkmVMJw
Pleb hogwash for video game players?
The prince of persia movie?
>>79165035
aguirre wrath of god maybe?
What are some good movies about female empowerment?
>>79164987
Ugh, transphobic much?
>>79164987
The Witch
women are women, regardless of their genitals...
wow......So darth pelagius looks like THIS........
theres a cooler version thats a close up where he has a hood and face tattoos
>>79164952
no longer canon
>>79164952
so... this... is the power... of pottery... whoa....
Did they. . . well, you know
???
Have fun? yes
Be best friends? yes
Did they what?hug_?
>be bong in America
>decide to go to the local kinoplex
>arrive to find everyone else in casual dress
>nobody else even in a tie
>confused, I go to the Budwieser® Ticket Office to check I'm in the right place
>apparently I am, ask for one ticket
>she says if I'm alone I have to go to the "singles section"
>wtf
>get my ticket and try to find the hog roast
>all they have at the Verizon® Food Counter are crab legs
>need to wash them down, ask to see the wine list
>no wine list
>ask where the gentleman's smoking lounge is
>no gentleman's smoking lounge
>wtf
>decide to just go to my Coke Zero® seat
>for some reason everyone has a falcon, I can hear them sniggering because I don't
>sit down between two fat neckbeards
>movie starts
>crowd applauds
>Jonah Hill comes on
>crowd applauds
>try to start a chorus of "HE'S BIG, HE'S WIDE, HE'S CRYING INSIDE"
>nobody joins in
>State Farm®: Like a Good Neighbour, State Farm Is There!© shooter arrives
>crowd applauds
>get shot
>mfw
>having a shooter instead of a mounted fox hunt
>>79165335
>pre-movie mounted fox hunt
>followed by tea and biscuits
>movie starts
>sound is disabled on the movie, it is instead narrated by Sir David Attenborough
>everyone accompanied by an English Foxhound, either your own or provided by the kinoplex
>all movies have an intermission for more tea and biscuits and a pint of beer
>roast servings for everyone free of charge
>at the end of the movie a muslim immigrant blows himself up, killing everyone
>>79164880
the part on how corporate cucked americans are is true
Will it beat La La Land for Best Picture?
>>79164696
(((Oscars)))
>>79164696
BRAAAAAAAAP
Na Na Negresses
Isn't Football supposed to be manly? Why are the half time shows always some gay shit like Beyonce or Lady Gaga? Never saw Metallica perform at the Super Bowl.
It's trying to appeal to most people and this shit appeals to most people
>>79164691
Metallica demographic is already watching. Halftime show is to bring in the women and the homos.
>>79164691
would be too cheesy
Considering naming my new puppy "Bane?" what are some other good memes to name my doggo
If you name your pupper after a pokemon like Flareon it'll make bitches wet
name him Nigger Dog
>>79164786
>Come here, Nigger!
>Embargo is up in five minutes
Thoughts? Predictions?
mildly worse reviews than the previous. critics didn't like that one so they won't like this one either
>>79165121
is the first one any good
>>79165204
yes
>Cautions Dr. Carole Lieberman, a psychiatrist in Beverly Hills: "It's a very dangerous and misleading rationale for parents to believe that because their child survived one violent movie, they should be able to survive another one. The point is, they shouldn't take them to any violent movie to begin with (because) each movie adds its own cumulative effect to the overall impact of screen violence which leads to more aggressive and desensitized behavior."
I kind of agree, but why does she use the word "survive"?
>>79164573
Because they're victims and they've survived a traumatic event.
because getting shot in the theatre is highly likely in america
>>79164598
Doesn't the word imply the possibility of death though? I worry that hyperbole desensitizes us to rhetorical persuasion. Escalation of metaphors when?
Which Alien flick had your favorite xenomorph design?
>>79164566
I liked the exposed head ridges in Aliens.
The one in your post OP, all else is shit
Well? What'd we think?
guys
>>79164552
is he giving someone a ddong chim?
>>79164552
the ending was a bit disappointing, but it introduced me to matt johnson so i'm grateful about that. the music was good, too