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Spartans were pretty retarded but atleast they're fun to read about in retrospect.

>>80570018
This one seems sizeable m'lord.
>That will do, place him on the wagon to the prophesiers'
*shudders*

>>80570129
>ensuring your nation has a strong healthy population is retarded
Not saying it's right but...

>just one butterfaced whore
is Dan running out of money or something?

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I hate him but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous he gets to fuck a new tight young pussy every week.

At least I'm not a manlet

>ywn have been born into a rich family

>>80569849
Those two director fucks have a really muddy track record, so who knows. I don't know how they dragged Bardem in but hopefully, the Salazar will be top tier antagonist and not that jarring mess that Blackbeard was.

>the first movie
Great, exciting, fresh and new, and entertaining. This is the best standalone POTC film.
10/10
>the 2nd movie
Still great because the first movie Jack Sparrow was so intriguing and fun and so you couldn't wait to see what he'd been up to since getting the Black Pearl back at the end of the first one. Davey Jones was a great villain.
8/10
>the 3rd one
is really part 2 of the 2nd movie, but if you are a fan of the first 2, you have to watch it after the 2nd. However, by this point, Elizabeth and Will are becoming more obnoxious than they were in the 2nd movie. Elizabeth is suddenly this experienced tough girl who can hang with seasoned Pirates. The whole Singapore Pirates and the Pieces of Eight, and Calypso being a Sea Goddess and the big speech from Elizabeth, the overblown maelstrom scene, suddenly the Pearl and the Dutchman just destroying that one ship and an entire armata leaving and surrendering.

The THIRD one kind of made the first three movies end on a sour note. Basically, a bunch of people sing a song in the beginning so now all the "pirate lords" have to meet in some rock city and decide whether or not to release the sea goddess they themselves imprisoned? Flipping a ship upside down in the water to get back to the normal world from the world of the dead. I could go on and on, but the 3rd movie is so convoluted and tried way too hard to top the previous two. It's pretty bad.
4/10

soo...

>the 4th one, On Stranger Tides
This is like the franchise reboot movie. However, it's also pretty bad but in different ways than the 3rd one. First of all, Blackbeard is an incredibly boring character and I was disappointed that he was just some old dude scared because his ZOMBIFIED slave said a man with a wooden leg is going to kill you so you'd better go to the fountain of youth. Secondly, I fucking HATED Angelica. Also, mermaids and that Christian guy? And the Spanish people?

It's better than the 3rd on because it really is more about Jack.
4/10

I don't remember anything about the fourth movie. Curious to watch it again to see how bad it really was

Jackie Brown

>>80569845
1. Reservoir Dogs
2. Kill Bill - both parts
3. The Hateful Eight
4. Pulp Fiction
5. Jackie Brown
6. Django Unchained
7. Inglorious Basterds
8. Death Proof

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>death proof not #1

sure is pleb in here

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>idiots running through a mall
>Avril Lavigne starts playing

>Avril Lavigne getting fucked by her husband
>cause I'm in too deep starts playing

HEY HEY YO YO
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

>>80569519

Netflix

>>80569519
/tv/ countering /pol/ brigading with its own special brand of autism

Fart jokes are timeless humor

There have literally been fart jokes found in Sumerian ruins

This is now a cocaine thread. If doubles I'm doing a fat line

>>80569516
Eh, kinda dull if you ask me

>>80569555
The fattest.

>>80569382
Star Trek Beyond

trainspotting

Drive

Who would you rather fug? Ant or Dec?

>>80541663
Dom

what was that TV show where it'd cut to a wall of peep-holes and the characters would poke their heads through and talk to eachother

moms the word, maybe?

>>80569366
i'm intrigued but also i can't handle anything related to dogs being sick or dying ;_;

some info pls

>>80569366
It's a dog, just get another one

>>80569556

It's a Japanese YouTube cooking show where the lady in the picture cooks while the dog "narrated" the steps in English and patiently sat by her.

Literally should have been nominated for an Oscar for this role

Feels that caught you off guard general?

have you thought about his cock today?

>>80569272
is this Trump wall?

>>80569293
we can only hope

The quote doesn't go with the shot fucking hell

>*pauses*
>*paces around the room for 20 minutes*

It irritates me that Mark ever wasted a minute on Sophie, she's such a bitch.

>>80569263

It took me a month to get through the first series

>>80569146
I thought it was excellent. I'm not a great movie critic though, I just personally enjoyed it. It kept me on the edge of my seat and I was also expecting something else on the surface, I loved that it was aliens.

The only thing I didn't like was her reaction to seeing the alien ship, she just said "you gotta be kidding me" or something like that. I understand that her character grew and that she was brave enough to face her fears and what not, but that line really took away from the dread

>>80569146
This would be pure kino if the entire ending where cut out. Seriously, just end it on her escaping the bunker. Don't even show her finding out the air is clean. Just a wide shot of her running away, then fade to black.

>>80569146
I enjoyed it. Like others have said the ending was overdone. Just reveal the alien ship then go to credits. But the tension within the bunker was fantastic, John Goodman hit it out of the park.

He is so comfy yet thrilling. Truely one of a kind. Other than killers and dark knight what is some essential Roberts kino?

He is unironically the person I would want a biopic about most

>get me someone who can pla-
>he's already here, sir