>Kids born in 1998 are 18 years old now.
wow
>>79516853
my brother will be 18 in a month and a half. I'm fucking tired.
>>79516853
Is King of the Hill that old now? I thought it premiered in '97
>in 1 year you will legally jack off to someone born during the 21st century
What a time to be alive.
Personally after January 1st 2019 I don't plan to masturbate to any porn star born before the turn of the century.
FOOD ALRIGHT?
>>79516656
Yes sir! Yes sir! Very good sir!
>>79516668
TRY THE WINE!
>>79516689
>"pours glass with shaky hands and stares at you menacingly"
>Its a "Raj tries to steal Bernadette from Howard" episode
>>79516626
>and learns you can't out-jew a jew
Did Penny and Raj fuck?
>>79516626
It's a "I dont watch shitty sitcoms" episode
not sure I've ever seen a thread about TABOO.
downloaded the first five episodes because our big guy is in it but it is boring as hell. should I bother watching more? does it improve?
Mmhhhmmm
>>79516583
Be. Very. Careful. Now.
...................................................................hmp................................................
I really, really, really like this picture
>>79516528
why don't you marry it then?
>>79516533
OP fucking rekt
I don't. It's dumb.
What is his masterpiece and why is itMagnolia?
Inherent Vice just because the source material is so great,
It's impossible to say what is "his" masterpiece, considering all his films are incredibly derivative, consciously ripping off other "masterpieces". He changes style like he changes shirts. And when he makes something more personal, they fell like comfy small movies but certainly not masterpieces.
magnolia is flat out shit though, even pta has said he was unhappy with it, has made jokes about it, and said there were things he'd do differently. even david wallace who tuaght him english in college dirted it, kek
Redpill me on Mel Gibson, is he a good director?
Hacksaw Ridge is genuinely his weakest, but yes a very good director.
>>79516440
Have you ever seen any movie he's directed?
Shooting a film in a foreign language is very daring stylistically. Apocalypto is pure kino.
Lol he fucking gets in a helicopter crash and then saunters in with a few scratches. Didn't even rip his shirt. And then he pulls out of his pocket the birthday gift she gave him earlier even though it probably would have been lost in the fiery crash. They didn't even mention if his co-pilot was still alive IIRC.
This fucking movie
of course you wouldnt understand, you dont understand how love can move things
fucking nerd, fat fuck
>movie is supposed to be very hardcore, taboo type stuff
>the most "fetishistic" scene is him tying her hands down, pouring lotion on her, and fucking her in the missionary position
Women are so bad at being dirty.
>>79516567
dude we get it, you hate females
is this the most an actress has done for a film role?
>>79516300
put on makeup?
Helena Bonham Carter let Tim
Burton marry and fuck her in return for film roles
https://deadline.com/2017/02/natalie-dormer-picnic-at-hanging-rock-as-aussie-event-series-sets-cast-1201914361/
>Natalie Dormer will star as English headmistress Mrs Hester Appleyard in the project produced by FremantleMedia Australia and co-financed by Screen Australia and Film Victoria.
Why the fuck is the Australian populous paying for Natalie Dormer to star in a shitty adaption when there's already one perfect adaption already made?
Screen Australia and Film Victoria are funded by tax payers dollars
(so not i)
>shit tits
>no ass
>stupid fuck grin
that's three (3) strikes lady. You're out!
>>79516264
>miniseries
How much material is there to make a fucking miniseries from? The original movie drags things out as it is.
>La La Land is good
>>79515885
dishonest shitposting
>>79516100
All you. Be honest for once.
of course it's good look how many nominations it got :^)
So, Donald Trump...
*leans forward in anticipation*
*audience holds their breath*
*gets ready to laugh*
>Astin was born in Santa Monica, California, the son of actress Patty Duke (1946–2016).[2][3][4] At the time, it was reported that entertainer Desi Arnaz, Jr. was his biological father. When Michael Tell, a writer, music promoter and publisher of the newspaper The Las Vegas Israelite, came to sublet her apartment and offered to marry her as a way out of the scandal, Duke agreed. The marriage lasted only 13 days in 1970, and ended long before Astin was born.[5][6][7]
>On August 5, 1972, Duke married actor John Astin, after having been in a relationship with him for two years. When the wedding guests were invited to speak, 18-month-old Astin looked at John and cried, "Daddy!", to which the Episcopal priest performing the ceremony remarked, "Well, that about does it!"[8] Astin subsequently adopted Sean. In 1973, Duke gave birth to Astin's brother, Mackenzie Astin, who also became an actor. Duke and John Astin divorced in 1985.[9] Duke married Mike Pearce in 1986,[5] and they adopted a son, Kevin, in 1989.[9]
>When he was 14, Duke told Astin that Arnaz was his father, and the two developed a relationship. However, in his mid-20s, Astin met a relative of Michael Tell who suggested they were related. Sean set out to find the truth about his biological father, and underwent genetic tests which showed Tell was his biological father.[10] Astin maintains close relationships with all three men, saying, "Desi Arnaz Jr. loves me, and I love him. We are so close...Science tells me...that he's not my biological father. Science tells me that Mike Tell is." Astin considers John his father, as John was the one who raised him. Astin is also close to his stepfather, Mike Pearce, saying, "I can call any of them on the phone any time I want to," says Sean. "John, Desi, Mike or Papa Mike...my four dads."[5]
ha...cuck
no wonder he didn't get along with anyone during Rings
that mess of a life is sure to turn anyone into a distrustful unpleasant asshole
>>79515808
Wow, it's almost as if marrying and not fucking around results in parental near certainty
Anyone else seen this? I thought it was quite good, a bit different from the usual semi-child friendly fare. Doesn't seem to have been given much in the way of advertising.
I'll take that as a no then
>>79515751
Yeah, good movie, super emotionally manipulative, lol. Check out The Orphanage by the same director for a different but similarly intense experience.
>>79517657
Thanks mate, I'll look it up
MARVEL KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>79515469
You mean on "Suicide Squad"
would probably be R rated since he cant do anything else
Will Harley be put in an oven?