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Any good movies where the qt white girl gets BROWNED?
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>>82950958
Havoc but it's shit
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>>82950958
LDP es blanco
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Would you watch a biopic based on my life? 2017-05-20 01:16:04 Post No.82950661
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Would you watch a biopic based on my life?
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>6 years old lived in a big house, dad gets arrested for drug trafficking but post bond
>8 years old awake to the SWAT team pointing guns at my face and arresting my parents for murder (of a witness)
>12 get arrested for acting as a lookout during an armed robbery with my foster brother, 21 days in Juvie
>15 get kicked out of the foster home and was coach surfing for a bit and commiting petty thefr
>Get arrested for armed burglary and sentenced to 364 days in Juvie
>16 get out and take up boxing
>18, weeks before my first pro fight I get ran over by a friend who owed me money and was angry that I called him out on it in front of his gf
>20 I'm finally physically okay after 2 years of walking with a cane and dealing with brain injury
>21 I get arrested for being a felon in possession of a firearm and assault with a deadly weapon because I chimped out and pulled it on a woman who was trying to get into road rate with me.
>24 I get out of prison
>One night walking to the halfway home after work I get hit by a drunk woman
>Wake up 20 days later from a company
>Don't even think much about it
>Go back to the halfway home and start going back to physical therapy and shit
>One day an attorney knocks on my door and ask me to come to his office
>Turns out the lady who ran me over has a father in the oil industry and wants to settle out of court before I can even start litigation
>Get a very generous 6 figure settlement
>Use that money and open up a pressure cleaning business
>It's doing great (and still is)
>Got in touch with my little brother, he starts helping run the business also
>Business is now worth 7 figures
>28, met up with my old boxing coach
>29, tomorrow we are having our grand opening of our boxing gym
Would you? I wouldn't
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sounds gay
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>>82950661
tl,dr
I would watch a biopic of that cat though.
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>>82950661
Sounds like an average musical, write a decent score for the hero's journey, get a decent cast and it could actually be cool.
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If there can be a Emoji movie then why can't there be a Pickle Rick Movie??!?
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wtf i constantly post on reddit now
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>>82950592
GONALD FLUMPF
GOD ISN'T REAL
WUBBA LUBBA DRUMPF DRUMPF
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Wubba lubba dub dub
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SLEEEEEP!
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>The Human Spider? Man that's fucking gay as aids
whoa whoa whoa hold up
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>SLEEEEEEEEEEEP LIKE SUPPOSED JEWS DID IN THE GAS CHAMBERS
A little too far, wouldn't you think, Raimi?
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>>82950604
That cut scene where gobby loads zyklon b into his wrist canisters was a bit much imo. Glad it didn't make it to theaters.
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So...they're Space-Jews...
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First episode they were in I thought they seemed more like sneaky space chinks.
https://youtu.be/Z4gtPUP5H6o
But they sorta turned more into space Jews over time.
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Once we saw Ferenginar, it became obvious that they're Space Americans.
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>>82950582
Did we ever find out what their 285 rules of bartering & ripping people off were?
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>SAVE ME ANON!
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Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.
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>>82950400
>working for free...
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>>82950400
Impressive. Very nice.
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Whatever happened to Latza / that cuck with the glasses?
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Season 3 when?
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>>82950281
Friday night Eggkara?
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>>82950281
Why wasn't Paul invited to the family christmas sleepover? Mama Latza is taking the picture.
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Would anyone else break her?
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Despite great writing, Titus is the only character that manages to create humor. Everyone else is given god tier jokes but they don't have a comedic bone in their bodies.
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>One day until FOORISH SAMURAI gets a bad ending
WHAT A JOY
DUP DUP UH UH
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It'll be an hour long special with all his friends, the scotsman etc teaming up and fighting Aku then Jack and Ashi go back in time. They might even go as far as having Ashi kill Aku or some shit.
Still gonna watch it though
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>>82950034
>hour long special
only liberal propaganda garbage programs get this much love
sorry
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>>82950034
how many of them do you think are going to kick the bucket
personally I think jack will not go back to past
In Alien Covenant, did David rape Elizabeth? I think it's implied because in AC when Katherine Waterston asked what David did to Elizabeth, David says "The same thing I'm going to do to you." and proceeds to pin her down and kiss her.
David also worshiped Elizabeth and has an intense love for her and her body. I feel it wouldn't be unlikely that he raped her before killing her and running tests on her body.
Also I know this movie is shit and has a million plot conveniences, I just like theorizing.
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I never thought of that but I guess it would make sense, what with implied rape being pretty much a staple of the franchise
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>>82949873
Do these androids even have dicks and/or are capable of reaching orgasm?
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What was the point of this scene, again?
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>>82949701
Part time
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Demonstrating the effectiveness of plot armor, also nukes are bad.
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Since when was this series ever about realism? The climax of the original was God melting the faces off Nazis and stuff.
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Was it autism?
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i don't even remember that fucking guys name or even really what he did in that garbage pile of a movie
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>>82949472
He died I think.
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>>82949418
Well, he's an engineer, so probably.
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Do you agree?
For me, I'd change rain to snow and add weed to the pizza panel.
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Yikes
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Swap Harry Potter for Twilight
Swap shitty processed pizza for homemade
Swap bed for sofa (objectively better movie watching on a sofa compared to a bed)
Then don't actually post the shitty macro online
And then it's perfect
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ITT: characters that single handedly ruined their show
also angel thread
and buffy theread if you must
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>>82949314
when he fukt that carpenter lady it made my spoo super hard
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>>82949314
The whole conner arc was fucking terrible.
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>>82949314
Fred's introduction was objectively the point the show went downhill.
>cordy turns into saint cordy
>groo
>everyone chasing after each other in love triangles
>muh champions
It didn't recover until Cordy was dead/comatose and their minds were wiped.
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Darth Maul double ended dildo 2017-05-20 12:34:13 Post No.82949245
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Darth Maul double ended dildo
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Ok, ok. Many of /tv/ denizens can appreciate the sequels. Others think they are unredeemable horseshit.
But can we at least agree that this lightsabre fight was the most kino of them all?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yHqdESArkqU
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How did Obi break Maul's saber in half yet it still worked?
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>>82949307
the force
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>>82949322
Thanks George