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>>80854544

She was in Pixels. It's over for her.

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asr

>pit stubble
>boob glitter

Literally backpage whore-tier

>>80854486
>Godzilla vs. Kong

Isn't Godzilla 1000 times bigger than king kong?

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>>80854549
Godzilla is 355 feet and Kong is 104 feet though they say in the new movie that he isn't fully grown yet.

>>80854636
when will they learn...

It still is

I have a hemorrhoid.

>>80854040
nah it's good, I'm not autistic so I can enjoy things other people like

>>80854014
if i take off that mask will truck die

>>80854014

its a big truck

>>80854014
>coke fueled Stephen Hawking
>Rock fueled AC/DC soundtrack
>a kid getting squished in the first 15 minutes

No flaws.

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>Peter, I also had girl troubles when I was your age. I know how it feels, but don't worry, you can find a way to impress her. Did I ever tell you how I won over your aunt May? No? Well, we both met in this little national socialist club that ran downtown, but she never really gave a damn about me. She was obsessed with this tall, blonde haired, and blue eyed buck from Germany, Lars was his name, and I knew, every night when they went home together, he was pounding the the fury of the white race into that little aryan pussy. But one day, I did something that neither of us will ever forget. Across the street from the club was a small business ran by this little black guy named Samuel. Me and Sam had been friends all through elementary and high school before I had discovered the inferiority of the nigger, and we drifted apart, although I had no problems being away from that fucking ape. As we were leaving the club, and your aunt May was headed towards Lars' car, a ran across the street to Samuel who was sweeping outside his little shop, his pride and joy, he looked over joyed to see his friend again, hoping I had abandoned the tenants of racial supremacy and national socialism. He showed me the second biggest smile I'd ever seen, and gave an enthusiastic cry: "Ben!". That's when I took him to the ground, dragged him to the curb, set his teeth on it, and stomped his nigger head in. And that's when I saw the single biggest smile I've ever seen, on your aunt may, running across the street, tears in her eyes. She embraced me, and said it was the most ubermensch act she had ever witnessed, "It was beautiful" she cried as I held her in my arms, and then I took her right there, right on top of that nigger's corpse. So don't worry Peter, there's always a way to win a woman's love.

Holy fucking shit, how did Raimi sneak this into the movie?

What's his name?

Also I thought it was his uncle Ben Garrison who was the ultra hardecore turbo nazi

I like this meme, but all things must come to an end.

Except bane posting.

>>80853912
full auto grenades are cool, what's the problem?

>>80853912
Micro Uzi better pic choice desu

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>Our movie takes place sometime in the near future and we need a gun for the antagonist's private security goons
>say no more

>>80853870
heh i just saw that famale suits have heels

>>80854764
>sexist

should've given them skirts too, like the pink ranger had on the tv mmpr show.

>>80853870
what did you like about the movie specifically, op? why is it not that bad?

>>80853328
>Something is coming and we need to be ready
yes, cancellation of the DCEU

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>>80853328

>>80853328
>Cant spell anything right
>expects me to believe spoilers

when in reality 70% of the footage will be rehashed from the other trailers so far

Also no epic superman or massive cityscape destruction fight is basically me out

This needs to have a threat level to have 7 heroes involved so either darkseid is borderlined on a genocide flex or global massacre i want to see some savage shit

I walked out long before the end. This movie was pure cringe.

>>80853193
I walked out during the trailers. Pure cringe.

>>80853193
>>80853271
it was good tjo. I thought it would be shit after watching the trailer but it was good.

The original is shit and John Wayne is beyond overrated. The remake is decent. Watch that.

>>80853097
Reboot has great cinematography, acting and directing
Original is nowhere near as good

>>80853097
Reboot. Definetly.

it's not domestic violence to make idle threads

Americans still do. Its because Americans are third world savages

>>80853096
Are you saying its not?

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>Walking Dead is so awesome. I never want this show to end
>see this
>ewww, what is THAT?

>>80853057

You've obviously never seen a girl up close before. Its okay anon, there's still time.

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>>80853057

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FUCK

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Here's the king of JUST

JAJAJAJ WTF PEOPLE AGE?


JAJAJAJAJAJAJA EL JUSTO

when all the "introverted" antisocial autistic neckbeard neets who live in their parents basement finally got the torrent and started posting their "reviews" and "opinions" on /tv/ like anyone in the entire world fucking cared about what they thought in the lair of despair and cheeto crisps

>THE HANTAVIRUS CAUSES BRAIN LESIONS

>>80852902
many here were shitting over it before R1

I like both, that being said, R1 > TFA though

Despair is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.

His hope and optimism, eviscerated.

>>80852838
How many internet points do i get when i ask if keanu reeves is immortal?