AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>86942024
the fuck is this
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>>86942058
Gimpman
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>Finally, after all these years, I have become... the Leatherjacketman
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How he fuck is Elysium even real
How could such a setting even exist?
Also I'm pretty fucking sure I saw a Chappie robot used as police guards in one scene. How did they get away with this plagiarism?
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only witebois h8 this kino
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>>86941343
It's not real tho
and it's made by the same guy who made Chappie/District 9
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>>86941343
Elysium came out before Chappie
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Why is this allowed?
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>>86941133
niggerloving is the new fad
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Jews
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>>86941133
not everyone is as boring as you apparently
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Who will die tonight? 2017-08-27 05:20:39 Post No.86940346
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... and why is it Bran?
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>>86940346
>They rused everybody and created fake scripts and shot fake scenes
>Littlefinger and Sansa actually kill Arya and Bran
LOL NO
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He's a living chekov's gun and if the show runners had any sense they'd kill him immediately, so obviously he's not going to die.
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Why did thisneed its own thread, GoTpleb?
Tshh
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>>86940118
what is that stance called?
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>>86940146
The animal abuser
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>>86940118
>>86940146
>>86940165
The Chad Stance
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what did he mean by this?
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tfw no tswift turd in my diet coke
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>fuck commercialism!
>*smokes cigarette*
what did he mean by this?
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>>86940151
He rolled his own.
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>he imagines getting interviewed after releasing his hit film 2017-08-27 04:53:53 Post No.86939407
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>he imagines getting interviewed after releasing his hit film
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>Host: Welcome back everybody! Once again we're here with Anon Feelsman talking about his first feature film called "In the Dark". Anon, how did you-- By the way I gotta say, I watched it and ... My god!
[audience claps]
>>Me: Thanks Conan. I really appreciate you saying. Really, I do.
>OK. I don't wanna spoil it for the folks at home but man oh man. What a ride. Anyway, how did you come up with these ideas? Meditation? Did you go to the Himalayas for enlightenment or what, Anon? HOW. YOU. DO IT? Huh?
[audience laughs]
>>Um...the ideas were always there marinating in mind ever since I was like 15, 16. You know, I'd have these scene looping in my head back and forth, back and forth for literally years until I was in the right place to finally, you know, put them on paper and later on through a lens.
>>That sounds like a lot work. I just have my interns do all that. Now when you say "the right time" what time was that?
>>I didn't live in a place where I could really think. I don't hate them but the only things my parents knew about when I wanted to make films were church and work and we were really poor so lighting equipment wasn't at the top of the priorities list. I would shoot some stuff on my phone, play around with that and some free software and have fun with that.
>Then after that you left home, right? Packed your bags and said "see ya!"
>>Yeah, I was just about to turn 20 and I had always been thinking about it but I also knew that maybe I was being an edgy teenager. Everyone wants to leave home at that age after all but for me it was more than rebellion. I could breathe without videos and editing and movies. And I couldn't do that at home. No way. So a couple of months before my 20th I just left. College. The Church. It all felt like someone was stepping on my chest 24/7. And now we're here!
...
>You and Emma Stone. [Raises eyebrows]
[audience Ooooo's,]
>>Yeah?
>Isn't she older than you?
>>Yes but who's counting?
[audience laughs]
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Damn man sucks to be you
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oh nonononononono... PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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you never got away from your parents did you OP
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>Leo is gay so you right, he will definitely have sex with a transexual like you.
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DAMN
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>it's been months now
>still no proper comeback
HAHAHAAHAHHA
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>>86939277
the sticks and stones one is the best one that doesn't involve guns
Name a good movie featuring this.
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Alien
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Alien
Aliens
Arguably Terminator 2, but the protagonist is John Connor, I think
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Kill Bill
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/ourqueen/ edition
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>>86938349
How long after the season ends will all the Danyfag Redditors leave?
I'm tired of threads being full of beta cucklets who only watch this show for ebin dragons and JonxDany aka the most unconvincing love story of all time
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>>86938981
>he thinks there's any other reason to watch anymore
lmao you enjoying that littlefinger subplot buddy?
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Why did two normal everyday dentists allow their precious daughter to be sent away to a school they've never heard of to learn about magic skills they don't even have proof of?
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Why are you even trying to pretend you haven't seen one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>86937641
Do you think they went to prison after their neighbors noticed that their daughter mysteriously vanished without a trace and the parents claim never even having a daughter?
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>>86938028
this is my favorite cp
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Hooper died in Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles on August 26, 2017 at the age of 74. 2017-08-27 03:58:01 Post No.86937460
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Hooper died in Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles on August 26, 2017 at the age of 74.
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Another master of horror passes away. Good night, sweet prince.
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ITT We prove that Zack Snyder is better than all of his overrated peers like David Fincher, Chris Nolan, Edgar wright, The Coen Bros, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, JJ Abrams, Del Toro, Dennis Villeneuve,Tarantino, Innaritu and Alfonso Curon(you can add more to the list)
I'll start with the easiest one. Del taco.
>Can't even get his projects off the ground
>Dishonest filmmaker
>Almost always directs flops
Whereas Zack
>Gets his projects off ground and even makes films which were considered unfilmable like watchmen
>Honest and passionate filmmaking.
>More often than not produces massive hits
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Actually most of those directors that you listed, have a better profit margin on their overall movies compared to Zack. And also most of their movies cost significantly less to make and market.
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>>86937387
he's the best and i love him
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>>86937444
Fuck profit margins. A $200 million profit is still better than a $50 million with better margins.Also my first point is specifically for Del taco.
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Big Brother 19 - /bb/19 2017-08-27 03:37:07 Post No.86936779
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Emergency Thread Edition!
HOH:jason
Veto:jason
Nominations:matt/raven
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First for the return of King Kaysar (27-1 chess record ITH) making a splash upon his return for BB20: All-Stars
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>>86936779
I'd ask if I missed anything good but I already know the answer.
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>>86937067
I dont know mate. Im not a streamfag I just like shitposting. That info in the op was the most recent I could find so I'm guessing it's valid.
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>Prometheus is about solving the mystery of the Engineers' motives behind creating and destroying humanity
>LOL BAIT AND SWITCH! WATCH THE SEQUEL, FAGGOT!
>Prometheus sequel
LOL, BAIT AND SWITCH AGAIN! CHESTBURSTERS!
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>>86935804
>Alien fans butthurt Prometheus isn't an Alien movie
>Prometheus fans butthurt Covenant isn't a Prometheus sequel
Where do we go from here
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>>86935735
Why did their buildings look just like ours?