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Anyone remember this film? 2017-02-18 12:38:21 Post No.79537197
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Anyone remember this film?
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2017-02-18 12:38:21
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>>79537197
The Wave (Die Welle)
why?
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i'd creampie half that room
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If this were made today 90% of that class would be brown
this is so fucking good
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>>79537006
Cache is a trite little story that desperately wants its bougie festival audience to feel uncomfortable with their lives and their choices which are inevitably a microcosm of brown people who get fucked over by said choices on a daily basis, at least according to Haneke's finger-wagging race-baiting parables anti-western. Pretty much all of his movies are like this, at least the ones people give a shit about. Awkwardly framing a tepid thriller around the Algerian massacre was as bad as it sounds on paper.
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>>79537047
/pol/ pleb
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>>79537290
Cache was one of the most pointless psychological dramas of the past fifteen years. By the time it's over, you don't come away with anything resembling "enlightenment", you just watched a really boring anti-Western thriller that wasn't even slightly thrilling.
the writer of this movie has no idea how businesses work
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No shit, he's a fucking flaming libtard.
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>mfw Jobs was objectively a better film
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>>79536573
it's Sorkin, so yeah. The movie wasn't bad, but I attribute it to Boyle and Fassbender. Everything else was pretty awful: Rogen, Winslet, the dialogue were all subpar.
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Hey its me guys, Carson Daly. My late night show Last Call has been on for 17 seasons and almost 2,000 episodes but you probably already knew that haha. We keep it real fresh here, make sure to tune in every night for the who's-who of showbiz!
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>>79536452
That show's still on?
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>>79536452
Remember when it was more like a traditional late night show?
Now it's just some faggy music showcase shit.
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>>79536470
Haha! Good one anon I'm glad you like comedy because we have comedy right here on NBC late night!
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This picture is not edited, its a thumbnail for the trailer of GITS.
But I want everybody to pay really close attention to it, why in the FUCK is her eyes looking in different directions, and how has nobody ever noticed this.
Is this the reason why she always looks so monotone, cause she had a stroke?
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Oh shit I see it too. Maybe motoko is just broken.
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>>79536385
I wish I was her. Those are the eyes that say, "7 inch penis exploding inside me, feels so good"
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>>79536439
>7 inches
>feels so good
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what did you guys think about this one? I'm surprised Driver didn't get a best actor nomination
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Boring
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>>79536950
nah
>>79536169
it's excellent. in my top 3 Jarmusch. the quiet desperation really got to me. gave me hope.
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>>79537019
Oh hey OP
>Hey, you must be from that blind-dating site! They're only showing the films on the billboard tonight, which one of them do you want to see?
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Don't fuck chicks with pink hair probably a feminsit on the verge of becoming morbidly obese.
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She must give some mean handjobs
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at this point
I would
she prolly hase some nice indoor hobby
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What's your essential /nighttime/ core /tv/? Michael Mann does it best from what I've seen, between this and Miami Vice, but I'd like to see more for maximum comfiness.
Both dawn and dusk are included.
Essential thread theme
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Forgot the theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAWL_bdpXWA
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Bump
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Help lads
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>"CHIMPS DONT 'AVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS, KARL YA BALD 'EADED MANC"
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Childhood is agreeing with Ricky and Steve
Being an adult is realizing Karl was right
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>>79535804
truth
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>The whole controversy is preposterous - these killings are obviously ironic.
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>>79535694
>tfw no "uzi lover" easy lover cover
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>you now realise Morris plays every damn character in that sketch
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Uzi like a metal dick in my hand,
Magazine like a big testicle gland
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What are some films that show the true nature of women?
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The new Ghostbusters
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I also hate women because I am sexually frustrated and they wont fuck me.
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Knock Knock
Mean Girls
Oceans 11
The Last Samurai
Titanic
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>8-0 Critics
PURE KINO
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>>79535568
Do you guys just assume all critics are equally worthwhile?
They're not.
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>>79535568
>2017
>live wholly in the age where the average person can easily eclipse the opinions of professional critics, who are tried and tested to be utterly out of touch with most people
>critics still try to act like their faggot-ass livelihood isn't all but entirely flushed down the shitter
WEW
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>>79535638
>>79535695
Here's my idea for a new Matrix film.
>Takes place thirty years after Revolutions
>Story revolves around a war between humans (red pills/blue pills) as they attempt to find one of the world's greatest hackers, "30NS" (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), giving one group the upper hand over the other if they are able to find Neo with his abilities
>Agents are now peace-keeping programs and are only there to make sure their war is contained led by Agent Nicholson (Michael Fassbender)
>Hacker is given some code to work with to find Neo, uses Nicholson to access his location
>Levitt finds Neo and the group enter into an area that is completely off grid
>Neo is in an all-white room (nod to the Architect) similar to his old apartment, he acts as the bridge between machines and humans and is basically God in the Matrix
>Neo askes Levitt, "What has he done?", Levitt has been deceived believing he has joined the red pills, only to realize that he has been working for the Merovingian (Christopher Waltz)
>At the same time, piece of code that was given to him - was a virus containing a piece of Smith and Neo code merged together, infecting Nicholson and creating a powerful antagonist beyond Neo
>Neo is so god-tier, he obliterates the people working for the Merovingian just with his thought
>Fassbender attacks Neo, Neo can't delete him and gets his ass handed to him in his own space
>Levitt attempts to redeem himself by helping Neo
>Matrix gets so fucked up, after his fight with Fassbender agent and the war between red and blue pills, Neo god-tiers and creates a whole new Matrix for both machine and humanity, destroying the Merovingian *who is now played by Christopher Waltz
THE MATRIX REQUIEM
Sets up a new trilogy in process.
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Not bad OP. I like the casting.
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>>79535518
Hey sounds neat
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>>79535518
I like it.
I have a tinder date coming over for "netfli&chill"^tm
Which of these kinos should I queue to guarantee me some puss
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Cancel everything. As soon as she sees you connect that external to the TV or your HDMI to your TV she's gonna roll her eyes and leave.
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Satantango
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Jackass The Movie is the best on that list desu
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Youtube Movie KINO!!! 2017-02-17 11:31:06 Post No.79535396
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNa9Qx81iRM
Where were you when Rich fucking Piana became a fucking movie star?
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>>79535396
Working out, health and fitness should be essential to all humans. But this bodybuilding shit is the cringiest, gayest shit ever. Most people who do it suffer from severe insecurity issues and have self esteem problems with their body. Crossfit is cooler than bodybuilding, and that's not saying much as Crosshit is an abysmal "sport" full of washed up college baseball players.
Rich Piana has been "working out" every day for years, taking steroids daily, and he wouldn't be able to run for more than 10 minutes. How the FUCK is that even acceptable?
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damn this looks like kino
when is it coming out
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