>Well a mountain lion will fuck you up dude... just a small mountain lion, like an eighty pound mountain lion, can fuck you up. But a Siberian Tiger could fuck you up in ways that you couldn't even imagine
What did he mean by this?
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>Jamie, pull up that video of the Siberian Tiger.
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I got to let a Siberian tiger once, was pretty chill, even licked my hand.
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>Jamie pull up that video of the monkey that attacks the gorilla. Have you seen it? This monkey just comes up to this gorilla and starting JACKING that bitch.
>Every episode.
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>“I want to take people on an adventure that keeps people laughing along the way, but also has the spectacle.”
Quipfest confirmed.
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It's not like Marvel movies have any substance, so you might as well go for as many cheap laughs as possible to keep people entertained.
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>>79480574
Hey what can I say except you're welcome?
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Guardians = The Reddit Movie
Thor 3 = The Reddit Thor Movie
Guardians 2 = The Reddit Movie 2
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Hey J. J. Abrams this is how you do world building without fucking mystery boxes that have nothing in it
Will never watch anything you make again fuck you and your shitty fucking psychical gambling style of writing where everything is up for interpretation just to get people taking about your dogshit FUCK U
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>>79480522
Kill yourself.
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J.J. is a production kike he doesn't write shit.
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THE BOX
THE BOX
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What was her end game?
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*his
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suicide
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North Korean assassins look like THAT?
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What did you expect? Something like James Bond? The whole point is to blend in, have you never played hitman?
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what did the qtp2t do
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>>79480199
Probably is some 10/10 waifu material judging by what their previous female operatives who were caught look like.
This is the North Korean operative who blew up a South Korean passenger plane in 1987.
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>The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission began investigating allegations of Hollywood’s discriminatory hiring practices against female directors in October 2015, but the investigation is over and has moved into the settlement phase. “The EEOC is attempting to resolve the charges but, if unable to, may file a lawsuit,” the source said.
>On its website, the EEOC states: “If a violation is found, we will attempt to reach a voluntary settlement with the employer. If we cannot reach a settlement, your case will be referred to our legal staff – or the Department of Justice in certain cases – who will decide whether or not the agency should file a lawsuit.”
http://deadline.com/2017/02/hollywood-studios-female-directors-eeoc-investigation-1201912590/
B-But I thought Hollywood was full of progressives
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Can they sue plumbing companies for not having any female plumbers?
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>>79480053
>forcing a gender into a job
LOL
If you have a specific case where a woman was turned down just because she was a woman then fine. Maybe women just dont want to be directors. Leftists are cancer.
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I don't think (((hollywood))) has anything to worry about
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I've always wanted to see a really legitimate Mortal Kombat film. Anyone else?
>Title of the film would "The Great Shaolin Tournament"
Prologue:
>Year would be 1900s
>A Shaolin monk Kung Lao takes on another Shaolin monk named Shang Tsung
>Shang Tsung reveals that he has been using Black Magic as he tries to lay his hand on Lao’s head as Lao feels himself being possessed. Lao gets pissed and shoots on him, kicking him in the head and is beaten to a pulp by the Great Kung Lao
>No Shaolin Tournament was ever fought to the death
>Shang Tsung is exiled
>He returns 5 years later, he has grown his hair short and has become a sorcerer
>He challenges Kung Lao again, this time for control of the tournament, if he loses then he will never return again
>Kung Lao pleads with the Shaolin body to allow Tsung to fight
>Shang Tsung reveals his deception as he did not necessarily say he would be fighting but a motherfucking race of Nephilim from the Ancient World who has four arms who walks into the arena, he arrives with people beating drums, women dancing and doing cartwheels around him in an epic entrance
>Kung Lao accepts and is too fast for Goro, he strikes him with lethal punches – shooting on him hard
>Until Goro shoots on him
>Tsung taunts him and asks him If he gives up, Lao refuses, Tsung says to “Finish him” in Mandarin
>The Shaolin body go in an uproar as they killed by Tsung’s assassins who were apart of Goo’s entrance
>Lao is defeated, Tsung takes over as the head of the Shaolin body, corrupting the tournament by introducing death for all who lose.
>Cut to modern day where we are introduced to Liu Kang, a former Shaolin monk who is working for a criminal organization in Japan, the head of the organization always has the mysterious “Kano” by his side – a Japanese/American sociopathic assassin.
>Ending has Liu shave his head to get back to his roots
>Liu beats the shit out of Goro
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>>79479870
Stop writing. Your ideas are shit
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>>79479870
>YOUR SOUL IS MINE
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>>79479870
Why are you telling us? Just write a script and shop it around. If you can't get the rights, just change the IP and make it original.
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>I don't like Star Wars
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>>79479747
w-wait
are you implying you do like star wars
make sense, hound
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>>79479747
Good boy. Who's a good boy? You! You're a good boy
Start wars is shit
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>>79479747
>still watching these fucking movies
>not moving onto something new
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How many of you are out of the loop?
Meaning you just watched a show/movie that's outdated and can't really talk about it?
Post about it faggots.
>tfw can't talk about Hell on Wheels
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>>79479676
No, I can't relate.
And I have never heard about Hell on Wheels.
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>>79479676
Great timing on this. I just finished mad men earlier today, stayed away from the threads to avoid spoilers. I'm pissed I never got to watch it as it went on with the rest of /tv/.
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Why do you have to talk about it? Stop talking about stuff.
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Do you remember how they planned Shia LaBeouf to be new Indiana Jones? How would it end up?
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I'd watch a Mutt Williams adventure movie.
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"Museums will not divide us!"
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Why this piece of absolute kino has such negative critiques?
It does not make sense to me.
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Didn't some guy try to do this in real life, and his girlfriend died? There's a documentary about it I'm pretty sure
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>>79479613
>There's a documentary about it I'm pretty sure
Pls tell me more to help identify the source on this. I'd love to see it.
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Didn't she fart once on the set of Blue Lagoon?
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Let's settle this once and for all.
Where is he from?
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>>79479393
The Old West
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does it matter. watch the fucking show, retard
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Eastern Europe
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What's her fucking problem?
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>>79479392
She was given rights.
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She was good in small doses on Jon Stewart's show but her gimmick isn't enough to carry a show on her own. Same thing that happened to Wilmore.
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>>79479392
pigeon toed
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SWEAGEN!
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>>79479364
bump for deadwood flavored shitposting
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CALIFORNIA COCKSUCKER!
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MOCKFRY!
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Alexandria, I'm Simon.
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>>79479262
why put a shelf in front of that panel?
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>>79479262
casting director, im video games.