Agreed
reddit pasta incoming
>Implying Jack Sparrow wouldn't just fuck off unnoticed to charter a ship
>implying House wouldn't BTFO the rest
>>80141619
tony would like sheldon, house and sherlock would be an interesting pair, fuck the remaining two
Why doesn't she just try to break into art house shit like Radcliffe?
>>80141544
because she can't act
The first thing Radcliffe did was show his dong.
you think Watson is going to just spread eagle for the camera and call it art?
>>80141590
this.
she just can't.
also, as far as popular stars go she has a 'classy' aesthetic for lack of a better word but she still doesn't seem like she could aptly move through a really aesthetic film as if part of the overall design the way Elle does.
Emma's thing is that she's really pretty and more or less a 'good role model' (and her feminism is the passable, moderate kind - aka the kind that doesn't really exist in actual feminist culture but still)
What do you think about MTV Movie Awards nominated and Ashland Independent Film Festival winner Jessica Biel's acting skills and career?
>>80013569
She has an impressive body of work
Someone please explain her appeal to me, she isn't that attractive and is built like a man.
>>80013593
That was over a decade ago. She's shit out a kid now.
You've just received the email. How do you proceed and why?
Wipe my computer and wait it out because I'm not a fucking idiot.
Email a picture of my butthole captioned "do your worst, fagtrons"
>>80141046
Strange, the only winning move is to not play.
Post an idea for a sci-fi horror taking inspiration from this image.
>>80141045
IN A WORLD...
do your own fucking homework OP
A family, lets call them the Davidsons, find a door in their new house that once you go in, has ever shifting rooms, chambers, walls, stairs. Non-euclidean. Inside a terrible creature exists, praying on those who go exploring.
Name 1 German kino
Das Boot.
Now fuck off.
>>80013509
Traumschiff Surprise
>>80013509
the lives of others
>"You gonna leave without saying goodbye?"I cried like a bitch
>>80141040
Is there any info as to what happens to Brian in the story? Like will he ever get mentionned again in Fast 8, or will they basically pretend he never existed?
>>80141097
hes living with his son and wife in some beach paradise thats it
That was tbe gayest ending to a movie would've been much better if he hit another tree
OMG LIVING IN FRANCE IS SO HORRIBLE! THE CLASS DIVIDE SINGLES OUT IMMIGRANTS! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO STRUGGLE AS AN IMMIGRANT! EVERY DAY IS FILLED WITH THE SAME SULLEN FACES, THE SAME DILAPIDATED BUILDINGS, AND THE SAME HOPELESS CYCLE! WE FILL OUR TIME BY ENGAGING IN DEGENERATE PRACTICES LIKE RIOTING AND SELLING NARCOTICS BUT THIS ISN'T OUR FAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM KEEPS IMMIGRANTS DOWN! HOWEVER, SINCE WE ARE ALSO """"""LE FRENCH"""""", THE POOR ALSO HAVE A JOIE DE VIVRE THAT UPPERCLASS WHITE EUROPEANS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND! LOOK HOW THE YOUNG MEN BREAKDANCE IN THE PROJECTS, AND THE CAMERA LINGERS ON HIM FOR MINUTES AT A TIME! IT IS JUXTAPOSING THE BEAUTY OF HIS GIFT WITH THE SQUALOR OF THE CHARACTERS' LIVING CONDITIONS! THIS IS VERY DEEP STUFF AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE WITH A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE!
>>80013206
Fuck immigrants and fuck poor people
>>80013206
wtf i hate this movie now total garbage
>>80013206
Is this a new pasta?
so why did the pilot say they were landing in chicago?
i thought he was moving to san francisco
>>80012995
was it to be with that one bitch who left him to work for her ex husband?
didn't cheers have a flash forward episode showing him back together with lillith?
>>80012995
to meet up with Bob Newhart, duh
>>80013043
>Bob Newhart
??
Just watched The Third Man.
How was this bitch not in jail?
there wasnt much point since harry was dead
>>80014576
Yeah but she impeded the investigation. That's definitely punishable by being thrown in the gulag. Not to mention her forged documents.
>>80012961
damn I just finished it too
>that scene where the kid started shouting in german
so good
Why hasn't she been a good movie since Hugo? Everything since has been a reboot or YA garbage. Is her career dying?
i think she's turning down roles, maybe she's tired of movies
>>80012912
She is the ugliest cunt on earth and probably has a 3 inch clitoris at this point.
Her career is doing fine, she just needs to choose roles more carefully.
The Internet Movie Database (IMDb), which sees more than 250 million visitors per month, has adopted the ‘F-rating’ system to signpost films that were directed by women, written by women and/or pass the Bechdel test.
It was invented by Bath Film Festival director Holly Tarquini in 2014 and has since been picked up by more than 40 cinemas and festivals across the UK.
“The F-Rating is a great way to highlight women on screen and behind the camera,” IMDb founder and CEO Col Needham said.
21,800 films have been tagged with an F-rating so far, the criteria for which are as follows:
Any film which is either:
>Directed by a woman
>Written by a woman
>Features significant women on screen in their own right
Frozen, American Honey and Bridget Jones’ Baby have earned a ‘triple rating’ as they meet all three, while other F-rated films include Metropolis, Kung Fu Panda 2, The Girl on the Train, Freaky Friday, Animal Farm and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
"The F-Rating is intended to make people talk about the representation of women on and off screen,” Tarquini said.
"It's exciting when new organisations decide to join us in shining a light both on the brilliant work women are doing in film and on how far the film industry lags behind most other industries, when it comes to providing equal opportunities to women.
"But our real goal is to reach the stage when the F-Rating is redundant because 50% of the stories we see on screen are told by and about film's unfairly under-represented half of the population - women."
I want an M rating now, M for Man Movies.
i hate women
>>80140444
Nice trips. Which movies would get a M-rating? Terminator, Rambo, Rocky, Predator, Stallone Cobra.
Is she at risk of getting typecast?
>>80012870
Literally who
typecast as an extremely attractive waifu?
Lazy eyed bitch, lol.
Anyone else see this tonight?
Thought it wasbretty gud
I'm not ready for thecunnyposting that will be going on for the next couple days
she's an ugly looking little cunt
Did anyone else think Laura looked a bit like Famke's Jean Grey?
>>80012911
I thought that's what they were going for at first. As if she was created using both of their DNA
What do you guys think of this badass Star Wars art?
>>80012793
FUCK OFF
DAS RITE GET REKT CHEWBACCA xD
LIGHTSABERS