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>>87481445
jesus i love her.

I'd be down for an all female version of the gangbang scene

>>87481445
>IT bombed
It has a 90% on RT and came out today so we have no box office results yet

>>87481439
I loved it. Really funny and beautiful to look at. One of my favorites from last year. Cliff Martinez was in top form.

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>>87481439
It's one of the 10 best kinos of 2016

Just stick to Transformers buddy

>>87481378
I know its a meme here but True Lies is genuinely great.

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>>87481433
yup

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>>87481378
This one

>>87481333
it shows that white supremacist neo nazi skin heads hate black people almost as much as the average thug hates white people

Around blacks, never relax.

>>87481333
>>87481436
>>87482002
IT SHOW WHITE SUPREMACISTS, ARE NOT REALLY WHITE SUPREMACISTS, AND ARE IN FACT JUST NIGGER GANGS

>coerce kids to fight for a white cause
>turn out your just a thug selling drugs like the nigs you are told to hate.
>go to prison get sodomized by your white ally, dealing drugs with black and Mexicans

Why does that version of Peter Parker get bullied when he's like one of the most handsome and athletic kids in school?

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>>87481364
>his bully is some 5'3 skinnyat pajeet who no one else even likes

>>87481364
he's a fag

>>87481127
Classic meme.
Check out the thomas crowne affair I guess.

>>87481233
Thanks. 1968 or 1999?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr834Cs9ncs

>>87404855
fuck got and fuck people who like this shitty show

>>87404855
azor jon

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>87481105
The two I want to put muh dick between

Is she smuggling parking cones?

Those are literally two sizes larger than her actual tits and the only reason I know that is because she shows her tits constantly.

>>87481105
Looks like torpedo tits are back in fashion!

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Truly a profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

That was the last shot of the film, of course I walked out. Idiot.

>>87405011
fpbp

captcha: FAMILIA CORNER

>>87404783
jar jar abrams

What did faggot OP mean by this?

Refn, Abrams, and Cameron are the only true answers. A Scanner Darkly was good.

noir>neo noir

Taxi Driver. Apparently NCFOM is a neo-noir?
>>87405086
Why do you say that?

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>>87404776

Well when you have the star of one of the shows make a six minute video shilling the service, and he straight up says it gives him more money than the ad revenue...

Youtube in general is the worst service in the world, they value advertisers interests over the user base and content creators.

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>pay to watch youtube videos

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>>87481057
>Cat in tree episode
>Character tries to rescue cat
>Cat wasn't stuck and runs down tree
>Character now stuck up tree

>>87481057
>1950s teen movie
>cute girl stands between two cars . Drops scarf and cars drive off

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>movie ends with "and they lived happily ever after"

As soon as Zaki dies

He had a great character arc doe