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Why was Ian Malcolm's daughter black? When exactly did the forced diversity start? She completely ruined my immersion in the movie. The hippie loser makes a comment about her but other than that she was left unexplained.
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>>80154686
Remember in Jurassic park when Malcolm told grant he had like a shit ton of kids and exes? Malcom probably had some dark chocolate at some point
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>>80154715
Unless Ian knocked up a black hole i don't buy it.
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>>80154768
That's what that post is implying you dumbhead
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>obiwan wanders around tattooine being tempted by the dark side
Wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting for a star wars spinoff
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Literally a comment i would expect from stuckmann
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>>80154623
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
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>>80154604
Wasn't as good as I was hoping. They didn't tell us that "jesus" would be a Laodicean.
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Fingers on buzzers, what's the largest animal on Earth?
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Jammy Carr's cockerini
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bear probably
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>>80154561
op's mom!
no, some kind of whale (baleen?)
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These movies, particularly this one, are indefensible, utter trash. You should be ashamed of yourself for liking them.
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>>80154524
all comic book movies are shit
kys then gb2 rebbit pls
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>>80154524
I enjoy the acting of James Mcavoy and that's the only reason I watched the film. Other than that, yes it was utter shit. Worst of the series IMHO which is saying something.
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>>80154524
this was literally Fox wanting the MCU audience
thank God they learned their lesson and did Logan to redeem themselves
What are some good movies about people who live on the outskirts of society? I don't necessarily mean geographically, but rather socially - punks, deviants, people who work the graveyard shift, etc.
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>>80154386
SLC Punk
Taxi Driver
Tokyo Godfathers
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Panic in Needle Park
Across 110th Street
Cruising
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Scenes that couldnt be made today
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRO2Dd55nCc
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>>80154305
Someone please post the scene from one of the James Bond movies where Sean Connery slaps a girl on the butt and tells her run along men are talking
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The entire movie Silence of The Lambs.
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Based Lynch at it again
who here hyped for S3
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>>80154179
how good was twin peaks actualy, i was thinking of starting but dunno if its worth it
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The main plotline is really good. The other plots (which have nothing to do with the main plot) are cancerous trash. Still a really good show though.
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>>80154378
alright dude, ima pick it up tonight, if its shit though, your dead
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Movies you thought would be shit but weren't
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>>80154175
Stop shilling your shitty flicks here, Max, your father is a gook-child murdering faggot
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>>80154175
Jesse a cute
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I enjoyed cafe society more. Had more jokes. Americ ultra has a weak plot.
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Why are there no more shows like Stargate, BSG, and Firefly?
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>>80154160
>leaving out Farscape
You disappoint me, John
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Why are there no more shows like the Little Rascals?
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Has there ever been a more Patrician film? 2017-03-07 06:57:15 Post No.80154122
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Has there ever been a more Patrician film?
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Primer
What are your thoughts on it?
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Dull.
Overrated by plebs who think it is complex rather than convoluted.
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The HQ audio is worse than a 300mb yify camrip
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>>80154178
Shouldn't that be goal of a film, to make you think?
A sub-genre of film made just to have only convoluted plots, and for the audience to pick up the puzzle pieces and build the plot up, there's certainly a niche for that, right?
Is pic related a shit movie too, now?
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worth a watch?
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lurking b/c i want to know, too
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Why the fuck does the bad terminator deliver a quip ("class dismissed!") as John escapes the room, in the first episode?
Does the whole series do that?
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>>80153904
i was very surprised how much i liked SCC. wish it didn't end so quick.
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What was his endgame?
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pick massa's cotton
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>>80153861
Harper's. Every week I tell you the same shit, and every week you forget half of what I say. Tomorrow first thing, you go down to the newsstand, and you get Harper's.
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>>80153861
Be a Tarantino-tier sellout character in a show of otherwise realistic characters.
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How do we make /tv/ great again? I think we need a new board for capeshit so they get out of here
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honestly, tv is mainly shit because of the people that post here and no amount of changes is going to fix that
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>>80153657
I'm rather sure there are a fair amount of people that comes to /tv/ just to discuss super hero movies when they come up, the kind of people who post on /v/ or /pol/ or other manchildren
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>>80153624
>Sin título
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If you had to choose to watch 10 hours straight of these three shows, which do you choose and why?
The alternative is death btw
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>>80153623
South Park all the way.
Is that even a question?
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>>80153623
I depends, if I can choose the episodes I'll watch 10 hours straight of episodes between seasons 2-10 of the Simpsons
If the episodes are randomized I'll choose South Park
Family Guy is discarted
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>>80153682
This for me also Senpai Guy would kill me
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'The Dark Valley' Director to Helm 'Das Boot' Sequel 2017-03-07 06:32:21 Post No.80153547
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'The Dark Valley' Director to Helm 'Das Boot' Sequel
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Thoughts lads? Has anyone seen any of his previous work?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/dark-valley-director-andreas-prochaska-helm-das-boot-sequel-978958
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Great. Shoehorn broads in. Have shit that doesn't take place near a sub. How is that related to the movie? Sounds like a shit generic war movie.
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>>80154754
>Shoehorn broads in. Have shit that doesn't take place near a sub.
Where does it say they're doing that?
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>>80153547
>"The series goes a step further, combining the claustrophobic atmosphere of the submarine with a plotline set within the orbit of the (anti-Nazi) resistance, introducing strong female figures and gives me, as the director, the opportunity to transfer this inheritance to a modern form of storytelling.”
So it's not a sequel at all, then, but an ill-conceived attempt to bank on Das Boot's relative success.
What could possibly go wrong?