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>>83729808

diversity quotas

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

That's about as good as their women get, OP

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>>83729508

probably, I haven't watched either because I don't start shows until the season is over
>>83729608
dogshit

>>83729508
Only because iZombie became iBLACKED

/tv/ - altright pussies is who cry about literally everything.

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>Im excited
>Its the most magical night of the year cuz its comey testimony eve
>I hung my socks over cnn
>can you feel the anticipation
>I can feel it comey in the air tonight ohhh lord
>I'm not the only one ready to partaayyyy
>bars are opening early tomorrow with drink specials
>orange russian is sitting right there
>people are calling this washingtons superbowl
>comeys testimony could be explosive
>and todays the presplosion

all things colbert said in a matter of minutes

how do you think he took the comey hearing

don't worry slumpf is finished any day now i just know it

>>83728681
House of cards, mad men, whatever you fags watch on plebflix

transformers

>>83728681
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Wow you're so smart i'm learning from your wickedly insightful post bro
if you really think anyone gives even a thread of shit about anything you posted why don't you fuck off to IMdB forums or some stupid shit like that where morons will praise you for being such a fucking idiot

>>83728586
Fuller butchered Hannibal's source material as well.

>>83728775
He made something different with established characters.
Which is exactly how one should approach an IP like Hannibal.

>>83727008

She wants another job

>>83727008
she wants to get paid to let a ding dong in her hoo hoo, same as most women

>>83727008
> le stronk womyn beating up those gross stupid boys XD
When does this praising and pandering to western women end?

He's the type of fat guy who could lose a lot of weight and still look fat. I think it's his fat head

>Oh, can i watch? These guys are pretty good actors.

>>83726961
>being this fatkike

Watched this yesterday. Come someone explain to me why in the end when they've done the blood tests did they decide to leave 1 man behind when 3 go to the shack? What's the difference between bringing 3 or 4 men?

>>83726884
Nobody cares for your faggot attempt at reviving this lame thread from a few days back reddit, please kys, cunt.

>>83726884
>even though it's simple
Come on, faggot, let's hear your genius theory

Poor mans Emma Stone.

>>83726561
But anon, she's hugely overrated

>>83726561
I just want to flick my tongue around those delicious, tender, pink nipples of hers. Imagine tasting those delicate areolas, spluttering your desperate tongue, slowly following the curvature and bumps of her supple teet.

>>83726493
Damn. I thought she was fit.

>>83726493
IMAGINE

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>>83726493
>aged woman body
Do not want

There s taht scene where the gang boss is teaching his underlings on how to play chess and it was like he was using them as pawns all along. I was thinking "whoah that is deep". There is never a greater series than the Wired because of that one ches scene

Why do plebs love S2 so much? Is it because it doesn't focus on the hood as much?

>>83725832
It's objectively the best nigga. Other seasons bar S4 didn't focus as much on one theme as S2 since there were so many character arcs (see S3).

northern exposure lol

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>>83725467
La Terra Trema (1948) by Luchino Visconti.

>>83725783
where can i find it with English subtitles ?

>>83724781
great shoe/sock combo, what the fuck is going on with that dress? she's got a brilliant smile though.

>>83724781
You could have found plenty of pics with her looking a little weird, but she looks damn good there.

And I don't ever think she was played as a really hot girl, not like the models Jerry would date. They had to make a big effort for people to see her as really sexy, like when her shirt got wet or the ketchup scene.

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>>83724781
this is a 10/10 in the early 2020s

>96% want to see
So the people that actually matter to its profitability want to see it.

>>83724536
Who cares anyway? Fuck Hollywood, the sooner they go bankrupt the better.

>>83724156
People like to see TC get beat to shit. This was a fun movie.
8/10

I liked it better than Making a Murderer but the part where one of the victims becomes a lawyer who defends niggers is so cringey.

>>83724294
Yeah I kinda felt the same way but hey it's her life do what you want. I grew up in Baltimore and guarantee none of those black kids she helps gives a shit about anything she says to them though.

>>83724012
t. never been to catholic school or been a catholic

It's the worst-kept open secret of all time, it's just that Rome is all-powerful and no one can do anything about it