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Why do we hate on Stephen Colbert so much?
He seems like a genuinely nice guy with lots of charisma and a good sense of humor
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He said something bad about Donald Trump so cue butthurt polshits and paid Russian shills feigning outrage on anonymous social media. Got to keep the nation divided against itself.
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>>84063327
https://youtu.be/LxgmzN6rmek
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He gave up on being a comedian to become a political stooge. Fuck him.
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Why are shows like My 600 Pound Life and My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding so popular?
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>>84063156
morbid curiosity
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makes me feel better about being 599 pounds
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>>84063156
Amerilards relate to them
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thoughts on rebel wilson?
is she a funny good actress or just an annoying fat character?
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I don't think I've ever watched any movie she's been in, but I want her to touch my penis.
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Would definitely plow
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I want to fuck her doggy style and watch her humongous fat ass cheeks clap.
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I'm peeing in the shower.
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>Not peeing directly into your mouth
ISHYGDDT
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i always imagined purple flurp as milky
later on in life i discovered i was a homosexual
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My moms husband grabbed me and dragged me out of the theater when this part came on.
Said later in the car it was too vulgar to watch.
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discuss
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marvelfags are cancer but dcuck like you are the worst
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>>84068572
fpbp
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>>84068601
>>84068572
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Im bored, recommend me some good documentaries to binge watch today
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uhm, pls respond?!?
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Supersize Me (I seriously rewatch this every year)
Pretty much every Michael Moore movie except Fahreinheit 9/11
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>>84063700
>t. Reddit
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>Implying they aren't the best Harry Potter couple
>Implying they didn't fuck like rabbits after Ron left them during the Deathly Hallows
>Implying that Harry didn't cuck Ron later in life, and Ron's "children" aren't actually his
How will Ronfags ever recover?
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Here for the copypasta
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>>84068303
Why didn't the writers just make them fall in love, the Ginny/Harry and Ron/hermonie shit in the 6th movie felt so out of place and forced
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>>84068959
Because it's not an anime.
How's the body of work /tv/?
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>>84062377
I would ejaculate into her vagina
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Was she a marry sue?
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>>84062271
Fuck no!
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>>84062271
>marry sue
Nigga how the fuck you mess up spelling a four letter word
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>>84062271
1st film: competent working class woman who barely survived a challenging situation
2nd film: greater competence won through experience, still manages to survive, barely
3rd film: Virgin Mary becomes female Jesus
4th film: Super powered Virgin Mary Sue
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4 scoops of subWHEY c'mon
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>>84062131
never skip legday
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>>84062131
he's a walking macho paraplegic
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I am deeply impressed by his commitment. To start off fat as fuck, lose the weight, put on even more than ever before and then to get to this.
No woman can ever apply the same level of commitment that he has.
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I once worked as technician Hollywood b-movie studio and that week Brendan was filming some guest appearance in a show.
I can't really remember what the show was called, it was cancelled pretty fast. What I do remember, all to well, is that it was Brendan's birthday.
Brendan brought own cake to the studio in this little white box, walking around with a little smile telling people on set they better
"Hurry to be first to grab a bite!" of the cake, because he didn't have enough for the whole crew everyone. I was pretty busy until lunch so I didn't pay any mind.
Lunch eventually came around, so I wrapped up my jobs and walked off to the lunch room. Usual scene, makeup girl clique sipping their coffees while the heavy movers
gobbled down big meaty lunches. Then I saw Brendan sitting alone at a table next to the wall, eyes staring across the room like they were becalmed. He was stonefaced.
I followed his gaze and saw the cake, big colourful icing and all, on the countertop. He had taken it out of his box and left it there with a knife, but it was untouched.'
The icing was starting to shine a little. I tried to justify the situation to myself but it was fucking bleak. I love Brendan from The Mummy and all the other great shit
he's been in. I had to make it up to him somehow. I waited for the lunch room to be empty and sneaked inside and cut myself a slice of cake.
I couldn't eat it because I'm diabetic and was already a little high, so I carefully lowered the piece into the trashcan and placed the rest of the
cake back into the fridge so that people might eat it tomorrow. I just wanted Brendan to know that he still had a mate about.
Pt2 coming
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Next day at lunch, Brendan goes to the fridge, takes out the cake and leaves it on the bench again. He wanders back over to his wall-table, sits down and starts'
staring at the partially-eaten cake again. He was smiling. Just a little, but it was really touching. It felt good too seeing Brendan feeling happy for once.
Suddenly I see someone clearing off his plate look over and shout "HEY BRENDAN, ISN'T THIS YOUR CAKE IN THE TRASH?". I could have screamed.
Brendan gives him this look like his face is melting and just stutters out "w-w-what?". The the co-worker motions him over. I saw Brendan unsteadily
get up to walk over to the trashcan. The guy tells him "BRENDAN I KNOW YOU'RE A GUEST, BUT TOSSING AWAY SUGARY STUFF LIKE THIS REALLY STINKS UP THE PLACE".
He just finished clearing his plate into the bin and walked off back to his table.
Brendan didn't move a bit from the first moment he set eyes upon the bottom of that bin. I couldn't move either. He spent the entire break like this.
I remember the cake said something like "Happy birthday Brendan, Wishing you all the best with your new job and career", and it had so happened that the piece i had carefully
placed at the bottom was cut from the end. People filtered past him, cleaning out their plates and throwing their cups into the bin, but he didn't move a muscle.
I felt terrible but I had to move. I couldn't say anything as I went by so I just hurried out. Later that day I was about to finish up and head out, but I couldn't find my
jacket. I went over to the lunchroom to see if it was there. As I walked past the bin I had to take a look. Brendan had left. The rest of the cake was in the trash, the whole
solid piece with the one piece taken out. I didn't know what to do so I just left. I never saw him again after that.
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k.
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Learn English
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ITT: overrated films
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Well, congratulations on being an idiot. I guess.
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you start op
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>>84068274
Good choice, it's boring shit.
Other overrated films: everything by Hitchcock.
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What was his endgame?
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I wanted to lick that so bad, it looked marvelous on the cinema screen.
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>>84061244
wow such detail
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to LYNCH
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What do you want you four-eyed fuck?
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>>84061201
I want that ass, bitch.
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>>84061668
I wanted them to fuck so bad.
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>>84061686
there's still a chance
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It's getting late, /tv/, how about a late night syndikino thread?
Post shows you only ever watched in syndication after midnight
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https://youtu.be/pYquKiVJAlE
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>>84061193
>mindlessly parroting words like kino
>trying so hard to sound like an edgy hipster
kek