ITT: Comedy men will never understand
MUH
It was originally called "The Leather Rebel" but then they remembered people care if you rip off music.
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
A 2 hour movie simply isn't long enough to capture the whole book.
Why doesn't HBO just do a high-budget Dune miniseries? No studio would greenlight a trilogy, and I think that would be too long for the first book (two movies would be the ideal length).
>>80447246
Dude, there's a series in the works by the director of Arrival
>>80447270
Unless he has Peter Jackson-like devotion to the source material, it will either be rushed or boring.
Also
>In the """"""works""""""
>why doesn't someone do what was already done?
Is it just me or their upload schedule is progressively getting slower? We would usually get 1 or 2 episodes per week throughout last year but, as of now, we're pretty much only getting one episode per two weeks.
What's going on, anons? Does anyone here who follows them on Patreon knows anything through their updates?
>>80447220
>it's a summerfag has to deal with the January-early March lack of movies
>>80447269
Good, more time to do Re:Views and BotWs and maybe even a short Plinkett. Their channel isn't just Half in the Bag, thankfully.
>We would usually get 1 or 2 episodes per week
blatant lies.
hitb has always been roughly 2 episodes per month, botw roughly one a month.
Recent BvS threads have managed to convince me to do something I swore to never do: to watch another capeshit movie. Like, right now. Literally have the movie on pause with the WB logo onscreen and a single dead leave falling across.
I hope you fags haven't meme'd me into watching horrid bullshit, and this is actually the capekino that was promised. See you in 3 (hopefuly not wasted) hours.
>>80376783
>I hope you fags haven't meme'd me into watching horrid bullshit
El-Oh-El
>>80376783
the movie is shit but you will come back, pretending to be a neutral from the beginning, and say it's kino
i see through your bullshit DCuck
>>80376783
Prepare to watch one of the best comic book films of all time. right behind Man of Steel.
No Webm thead found
>>80447105
What's with the hate for Turks, their women seem fine enough at least.
Mr. Worf, open all hailing frequencies and try to contact the entity 4chan.
9 stole 8's crisps then put him in 12's basement edition
Previously, on /who/ >>80369792
https://clyp.it/bhu3fkp5 (embed)
here it is
cant believe he let this slip
>>80375754
THAT'S IT!
THAT'S THE STANCE!
>>80375784
BASED MOFFAT
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>The cinematography. What they did. You couldn't have done it 3 years ago.You couldn't have done it 2 years ago.
>The technology was amazing. The movie is really worthwhile seeing. And most importantly, Trump Tower, my building, plays a role.
>But it really is worthwhile. Cinematography. What they did. Great!
Is he the new Roger Ebert?
https://youtu.be/Ddvk4aWNS50
Why is that orange wearing a wig?
>>80444626
8 years
Just finished season 1 and now I'm confused. I'm not sure if I like this show or hate it. There were some good laughs but then there were moments of turbo cringe as well. Please help
>>80444113
>liking reddit: The cartoon
hiss hiss kys
Rick and Morty is awesome, season 2 is hit or miss but has its highs. Season 3 is going to be a must watch.
>>80444113
Cringe-comedy is the nu-comedy were stuck with. What used to be mostly confined to Adam Sandler movies permeates the entire entertainment industry now. Also Roiland is a complete autist with a Summer piss fetish.
Why would you remake a pretty much flawless film?
>>80442956
Money.
>>80442956
Black Jesus
>>80442956
are the wachowski trannies involved?
Cast him.
>>80442588
Wesley Snipes
>>80442602
that's...actually pretty good
Idris Elba
keep it sfw
Is this from the new Wolverine movie?
>>80373975
Yeah it's called Vulvarine.
Its happening Lantern confirmed for justice league!!! Get hype
>>80442446
If this true Marlelfags are finished!
Green Lantern will be black
Also I've come to hate all comic shit
>>80442446
It better be Black Lantern and Hawkgirl Storyline from series they were a cute couple
Was it really that bad?
Was pretty boring desu
But I was never a massive fan of D.C. In he first place
>>80441915
Director's Cut is considerably better, but it's still not perfect. The whole thing reeks of studio interference.
>Normies hate it
good
Power Rangers
>>80441691
Marathon
>>80441701
Thread
Time for tentacle.