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>Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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>Rise of the Planet of the Apes
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>Rise of the Dawn of the War for the Planet of the Apes: Part 1
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>>84964796
>Missing pic
I waited for this post and you let me down.
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Is he doomed to only ever be known as "that guy who did District 9"?
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Blomkamp suffers from 'this scifi story is an allegory for todays politics' disease. Each film more blatant and more cheap than the last
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What ever happened to district 10
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>>84964714
FOOKIN'
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Whatever happened to Amy Schumer? 2017-07-15 02:26:15 Post No.84964595
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Whatever happened to Amy Schumer?
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Why did she drop off the map?
Did normies get tired of her schtick?
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I imagine her rampant plagiarism became too known.
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>>84964595
Feminists are a bad target audience. They will politicize and promote the fuck out of your film, but they dont pay for shit.
Sony learned their lesson from Ghostbusters.
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Alright /tv/ I've taken madlibs to the next level.
I have ramdomly selected a movie from /tv/'s list of favorites and turned the wikipedia plot summary into a madlibs puzzel
Your job is to complete the missing words to alter the movie's plot (hopefully in a way that creates le lulz)
Because this puzzel is nearly 1,000 words long I'm going to request multiple words at a time, so you can submit as many as I ask for.
First I need a number and a person
(con't from>>84962140)
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43 Steven Seagal
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>>84964371
>the city of me in charge of spelling "puzzle"
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>>84964371
Over 9,000.
Doctor Bane.
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why did this movie received such good reviews? It is really bad, and got some atrocious acting.
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It was one of the first movies, if not the first movie, about black youth violence in the ghetto.
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>>84964762
But damn, the movie sucks
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>>84964344
when they gon' learn?
blaming white people lulz, black on black gang bang is the problem
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What PS1 game is this?
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>>84964256
Looks like that clown demon from Spawn.
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>>84964298
it's the violator you fucking nigger
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>>84964256
It's Spawn and somehow you managed to miss the actual worst effect in the movie.
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What does /tv/ think of Blue Bloods?
Is it worth the watch?
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Meh, it gets preachy as fuck
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My mom watches it. She also says she touches herself to when thinking about Tom Selleck and his mustache. I don't know why she shared that with me. It's like she's trying to turn me into a serial killer.
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>>84964394
Stop posting on 4chan, Norman
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does he really deserve an Oscar for his "acting"?
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>>84964101
HEs better than you, faggot
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>>84964156
yes
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>>84964101
Fucking yes, obviously.
What do you think Acting is, if not embodying a different character entirely? They're using his facial movements for every emotion, and somehow he's making the movements, voice and body language of completely alien characters seem natural as reality.
His "Acting" is hard as hell and pretty much nobody else has pulled it off on that level.
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ITT: We post things that would have made Alien Covenant better.
1. Make Shaw's contribution to David's research greater. Perhaps manipulate the black goo so that when it enters her, she produces something capable of laying the first Xeno egg, which then becomes the first queen
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get rid of the poofters and dyke
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I thought she would become some kind of pseudo queen, still somewhat conscious.
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Give Daniels an attractive haircut, and don't introduce the Xenomorph in the last 30 minutes.
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Why does DC always BTFO in casting and portraying women? 2017-07-15 02:01:00 Post No.84963953
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Why does DC always BTFO in casting and portraying women?
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DC: Goddess-tier beauties
>Margot Robbie
>Gal Gadot
>Amber Fucking Heard
>Cara Delevingne
>Amy Adams
>Antje Traue
And Im not even going to mention the CW universe which is still technically DC (Melissa Benoist, Willa Holland, etc..)
Marvel
>ScarTacoinashell
>Emily Van (im so average and plain it hurts anons eyes to even see me in the movie) Camp
>Hayley Fatwell, people ignore how ugly she actually is because she is a fat slob with sagging tits and wears pantyhose like a whore
>Gwyneth "I only eat expensive organic greens so my shit smells horrid" Paltrow
Lizziefu and Natalie Portman are the only Marvel women that can even compete, but Natalie doesnt really count, she literally dropped and BTFO'd Marvel out of lack of interest in them and noone even remembers her character.
Also, notice how DC has well-developed badass female characters, Marvel whores are just there to metaphorically suck Cap's dick while he ignores them because hes busy lusting after buddy's cock. Why do people act as if Marvel can even compete?
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>>84963953
also
>Zendaya as Mary Jane
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>tfw Alexandra Mammario gets casted as Batgirl and some qt teenage pre-slut gets casted a Supergril.
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>>84963953
>DC: Goddess-tier beauties
>>Margot Robbie
>>Gal Gadot
>>Amber Fucking Heard
>>Cara Deleving...
record scratch, my boner retracts like a frightened turtle
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What the fuck was her problem?
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probably was going through some shit and a bunch of lame assholes decided to make things even worse
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>>84963875
>What the fuck was her problem?
that's some lazy shitposting, op
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No one was admiring her delicious butt
Why was this better than 99% of almost every film made recently ?
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>>84963802
because Dakota is best Fanning
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>>84963832
god bless her
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>>84963802
>Having to use the hand to get past the door lock
I saw it coming, but I was hooked the whole time
>I mean this guy was a real jerk!
Anyone else excited for the 25th? Why does Norm seem like he doesn't want to do the show anymore? Why is Caitlyn Jenner going to be on the show? When will Adam get sober and accept that the holocaust happened?
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>>84963796
Adam is on the show right? I hope he is, it wasn't clear he was
I imagine Caitlyn and Silverman will be one of those episodes where Norm just tries to get them mad and try and subtly make fun of them
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>>84964013
you can hear him try to interrupt and laughing a couple times during the Letterman preview. I don't think they'd get rid of him or he'd have to go back to the Queensborough bridge
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>>84964055
You can also see his aids ridden alcoholic hand waving when Norm makes Letterman laugh about the big desk.
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WHAT THE FU
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>Despacito starts playing
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What's the hang up here? That the girl sees him in the Spidey suit, or they actually casted a white female in the sequel?
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>really snappy, silly, an funny writing
>/tv/ hates it
but why?
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It has women in and because Stacy never wanted to be my girlfriend despite me always being nice to her, it is bad.
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>>84963623
FUCK WHITE MALES!
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>>84963623
because there are only three characters and two of them suck