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>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
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>OP is an ugly cunt with a small dick that nobody wants to fuck
>rather than working on his personality he doubles down and acts like a cunt too
>probably complains about Chads
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The mad emanating from your post can be smelt from halfway across the globe.

Just because I can afford more than you and have more than you does not mean I do not also have issues of my own.
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He's got the 'I just came on my mother while she was asleep' look.

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thoughts on killer joe?
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>>80662811

I was getting bored like 20 minutes in, need to give it another fair shot though, if only for Juno
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friedkin's most solid work in years
really liked the random noirish undertones and juno temple. it also had a lot of balls, which not many films have nowadays.
let's hope friedkin makes another kino before he dies
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I bet Thomas Haden Church is a real piece of dogshit in real life

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I enjoy the games but this was trash
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Is it worth torrenting?
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I wonder at what point Fassbender realized it was going to be garbage and decided to phone in his performance
>possibly before they started shooting
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>>80663241

Motherfucker was the one that wanted to make it in the first place.

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>kids get slurpees with the foreign exchange student
>the foreign kid drinks to fast and gets brain freeze
>"OOP-BRAIN FREEEEZE!"
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>saving a thumbnail
son you fucked up
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these threads suck
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name 17 vimeos where this happens

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>character is having an argument but he doesn't argue his view well
>pause movie, pace around room nervously reenacting in my mind how i would have handled this argument better
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>>80662389
>character encounters a woman
>mentally start taking notes about how to talk with them
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>>80662389

Argue against this:

You're a faggot.
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>>80662432
>character encounters woman
>he acts like a complete sperg

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LOTR thread
Just saw the Extended Trilogy at the cinema

>Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
What did he mean by this?
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>>80662031
Did you whoop out loud when that line came up?
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>>80662031
>What did he mean by this?

Middle Earth is actually hell.
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How lucky can you be, watching this in a cinema.

What went wrong?
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>>80661814
the cast works better when together, not split apart with just minor characters
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>>80661814
I don't know. What did we think about this series?
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The series was cancelled prematurely, but they had ample warning and it was wrapped up nicely. There was literally no reason to make a new season years later other than money.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOohFst9Lc
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>>80661771

GALE?
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so even Bill Gates is a better actor than Jerry
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>>80661771
thats a big commercial

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Is it Dwight or Daryl?
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Idk looks like Dwight here.
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Dwight imo
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>>80661745
>>80661825
>>80661940
its dwight but she thinks its darryl until she gets close

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>previously on the hurpy durpy durpy durp

Its a Jesus is a faggot episode
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No shit, he's gay in the comics.
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>>80661709

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>"My pussy smells like a small barnyard animal"
>Audience literally collapse in the aisles with uncontrollable laughter, on mass
>Many are hospitalized
>An unknown number were also pronounced dead at the scene from comedy induced heart failure
>Causalities still unconfirmed at this stage
How can comedy of this magnitude be legal?
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Still crying about this op? Must have really triggered you huh. So delicate!
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>>80661682
*en masse
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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

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If Mike and Jay disagreed on whether or not a movie was good, who would you believe?
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>>80661569

Myself
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>>80661569
Are these the same people who said they didn't like Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine? (One of the best adventure games ever).

If so, fuck them
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Jay because Mike is fat

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Do you guys own any movie memorabilia?

https://www.cnet.com/au/news/win-real-kate-beckinsale-selene-costume-from-underworld-blood-wars/
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>>80661455
does it have real beckensale vagoo sweat?
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145kg fat man here (320lbs)

If I won that suit, I'd wear it to a convention
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>>80661455
Post your essay that you are entering into the contest op, we'll proof read it for you

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Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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>>80660848
that fella from the critically acclaimed film The Artist.
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Robert Pattinson.
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Tom Hardy.

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Well this was a fine flick, but a bit dated. When can we expect a reboot?
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I'm not sure, when can we expect these trips?
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>>80660757
>When can we expect a reboot?
never, it's the pinacle of cinema.
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>>80660757

Beautiful screenshot, OP. Reminds me of Barry Lyndon. What's the movie?

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