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>Producer of your choice approaches you and offers you to direct high budget blockbuster movie to save Hollywood on which you will have entire creative control when it comes to screenplay, casting, used licenses etc.
>what do you make?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:22:00 Post No.79718220
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Remake the LotR trilogy but with emphasis on Aragorn's tax policy

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:38:16 Post No.79718600
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>>79718127
A feature length remake of the opening plane sequence in The Dark Knight Rises.

I would explore the themes of human conditions like friendship, moral questions of why should one shoot a man, ambiguity of ones presence if he doesn't have some sort of mask on his face and the dillema of a homoerotic domination of a larger man on a smaller man.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:52:22 Post No.79718951
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bangbus scene with Gianna Micheals

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:06:36 Post No. 79717811 [Report] [View this topic]

>"just give it 3 seasons - trust me, it gets good"

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:08:13 Post No.79717861
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>>79717811
is there a single good show that "became good" after 3 seasons?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:08:51 Post No.79717877
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>>79717811
>Agents of SHIELD fans

I've seriously been told by a friend to just skip to the fourth season.

I don't know how these people operate.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:09:10 Post No.79717886
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>>79717811
COPS

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:57:34 Post No. 79717579 [Report] [View this topic]

>hey dude lets torture and castrate a bunch of boys and then give them weapons and military training. surely they will serve us well
Why is GRRM such a hack. Nobody ever used slave armies in the real world.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:00:22 Post No.79717654
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>>79717579
Eh you're right in that they don't have any incentive to fight but there were slave armies in history.
Look up the ottoman jannisaries they could actually make career an later on marry but I'm sure even before that they had bastards everywhere in istanbul.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:01:48 Post No.79717688
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>>79717654
They were "slaves", insofar that they were taken from their families against their will.
But they actually had a lot of influence in Ottoman Empire. Evenso, using jannisaries was a very risky thing indeed and almost killed the Ottoman Empire

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>>79717579

>castrate them
>source of testosterone plummets
>unable to attain muscle mass required for martial training

ebin writing

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:17:58 Post No. 79719603 [Report] [View this topic]

Buyfags post your racks of DVD/VHS/bluray

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:21:41 Post No.79719686
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>>79719603
>buying stuff

Filthy capitalist pig

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I've added another half-dozen titles since I took this pic.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:53:40 Post No. 79717472 [Report] [View this topic]

The Sopranos is filmed in front of a live studio audience

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:55:29 Post No.79717520
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The office was based in Nazi germany

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*canned laughter*

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:03:48 Post No.79717737
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>Gabagool?
>*audience laughs*

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:50:00 Post No. 79717392 [Report] [View this topic]

Why the fuck did they kill Scott?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:50:42 Post No.79717417
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>>79717392

Cuz he had to go be in Superman Returns.

also Cyclops sucks

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:59:50 Post No.79717639
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He's a cuck

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:02:20 Post No.79717706 [Report]

Everything gets rested anyways because Wolverine went back in time and saved them all.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:48:33 Post No. 79717360 [Report] [View this topic]

Is he a bully?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH_gWgDPz7E

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:49:40 Post No.79717385
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>Jamie pull that up for me
Uh I don't have a Jamie
>Jamie pull that up for him
You're bullying me Joe... you're bullying me

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:51:19 Post No.79717428
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>>79717360
he's commentated on this expressing regret saying he could have handled it a little better.

i mean the guy did only poke him.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:52:31 Post No.79717454
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>get into an argument
>lose your temper
>feel regret instantly

Is Joe /ourguy/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:45:27 Post No. 79717290 [Report] [View this topic]

Is there another movie with a bigger waste of talent than this?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:49:03 Post No.79717373
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>>79717290

Movie 43

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:52:25 Post No.79717451
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>>79717290
What was the purpose for making the animus that weird claw thing?

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>>79717290
the hobbit 1 - 3

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:15:10 Post No. 79719529 [Report] [View this topic]

>be massive C-3PO fan
>wait 10 years for another movie with him in it
>TFA is announced
>get hyped as fuck
>not in any trailers
>starting to get nervous
>has 3 minutes of screen time at most

Will he get a bigger role in The Last Jedi or will he be cucked for screen time once again?

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