I've never seen this movie, is it essential /mel-core/ ?
Mel Gibson has never made a bad film in his life. His entire oeuvre is pure kino.
>>79412934
Tell me about....OHIO.
>>79412934
fuck yeah it is.
This is a thread for general discussion of Alien^3. Positive and negative posts welcome, but try to minimize your shitposting. I especially welcome input from people who have a more positive opinion of the movie than I personally do.
Personally, I've never cared for it a great deal, but I have a basic idea of what goes on, and I wanted to do some detailed, close viewing of the flick. Also I wanted to pin down exactly who dies, and when, as best I can. So I'll follow up with a "body-count-sequence". I do also admit that the assembly cut makes far more sense of things, includes some nice sets, and makes things not nearly such a rushed train wreck. So in the below, I'll refer first of all to the AC.
>>79412933
The Assembly Cut is the ONLY cut of Alien 3 anon.
>>79412933
This is my attempt at figuring out who-is-who in the movie. Basically, there are four groups of people/droids(?) in the movie, that have to be accounted for: the sulaco four (4), the prison staff (3), the prisoners (25), and the "rescue" team (about a dozen or so, only two of whom have lines). This amounts to about forty characters, not including any animals or alien life forms. Depending on the cut you watch, the vehicle for the alien's birth is either Spike the dog, or Babe, a recently deceased ox which was used in a team to drag the EEV to shore. In one line, it is noted that there are, with Babe's death, seven oxen left at the prison. In the abbatoir, there are also some caged live fowl, among various butchered animals.
So among this group, the basic task is to figure out: who's who, and in what order do they bite it? I will develop this thought below, with reference to the AC.
First, among the Sulaco four, Hicks and Newt immediately bite it during the opening credits sequence, and so their deaths can of course be positively attributed to this flick. The order of death is unclear however, so we must content ourselves with saying that Hicks and Newt (in no particular order) are the FIRST AND SECOND DEATHS. As far as I'm concerned, Bishop is a toaster who is turned on for a few minutes later, so I'm not terribly concerned about him, but we could call his final shutdown his death, later.
What I want above all is a NUMBER for the PRINCIPAL CAST for the body of the film. In Alien, this number is seven. In Aliens, it's 16. In this film, it's 29. How? There's Ripley, a prison staff of three, and a PRISONER head-count which is explicitly established in multiple lines to be 25, no more, no less - and no, this number does not include Clemens, a former prisoner. This custodial staff of 25 PRISONERS is down from about 5000 PRISONERS, per a related early line from Clemens.
Now here's the point about these 25 PRISONERS. They are an easily confused bunch. Several are not explicitly named during the film. There are not even names and actors explicitly mapping to all 25 prisoners. This is quite different from the previous two films, where there is a clear demarcation of who's who and exactly who dies or "gets got", and when.
What happened to his career /tv/?
What happened to his career, /tv/?
He got crushed.
What happened to my career, /tv/?
Your gf's favorite show just got BLACKED
Look at that nigga grinning. White people love grinning niggas. They love Rachel Lindsay. That nigga grins. You grin you win.
>>79412774
BLEACHED
>>79412774
>All these Tyrones are going to get ass blasted when they finally get a taste of their own medicine.
http://defamer.gawker.com/remember-when-tom-hardy-had-sex-with-men-1707182772
>Have you ever had any sexual relations with men?
>As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’m an artist. I’ve played with everything and everyone. But I’m not into men sexually. I love the form and the physicality but the gay sex bit does nothing for me. In the same way as a wet vagina would turn someone else into a lemon-sucking freak. To me it just doesn’t compute now I’m into my 30s and it doesn’t do it for me and I’m done experimenting.
>Have you done it all?
>Not all but I can imagine. We’ve all got an arsehole and I can imagine. It just doesn’t do it for me, sex with another man. But there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I don’t think I’m metrosexual but I’m definitely my mother’s son. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.
What did Tom Hardy mean by this /tv/?
>>79412772
He's gay but not really but really
>>79412772
that he takes his craft seriously
It means he's not gay. Just bi-curious.
Anyone think this will outclass Force Awakens and Rogue One? A lot of people I know were complaining about the lack of lightsaber battles like the earlier films. Apparently this is suppose to bring all that back.
>>79412530
The Force Awakens was gay and so are you.
>>79413366
/thread
>>79412530
>IX
What's your favourite scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmCpmEQD0L4Can we have just one cool Freaks and Geeks thread please?
Best Scene? Probably when Nick gets really creepy and akward and sings to Lindsey. "Lady L"
That or the bro / sister friendly moments between Sam and Lindsey. THeir playful moments are the best...
>>79412512
I like the scene where bill gets angry at the gym teacher in the back of the car for dating his mom, realizes he fucked up, and then invites him to explain the show Dallas at commercial.
>>79412512
Pretty much this.
>scientist talking about the birth of Christ
>scientist believing in religion
why is this allowed
>>79412435
>no negative numbers
>Earth 2017 yrs old confirmed
>>79412571
negative numbers are displayed upside-down, it's an LCD so no big deal
>>79412612
>LCD
That's future tech in the 80's. Time machine confirmed as real.
So, Tonald Drumpf
>>79412399
You can't make me have fun.
>>79412399
Stop dude, I just squirted milk out of my nose.
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
FUCK YOU WB FUCK YOU DC FUCK YOU SNYDER YOU PIECES OF SHIT I HOPE ALL OF YOU ROT IN HELL
Can we finally get Brendan to play Batman?
Good he was the worst part of the movie
>>79412746
Are you actually autistic?
>CODE asks: what would society gain from having more women and people of color code, and how do we get there?
Now on Netflix HAHAHAHA XD
>>79412362
A lot of shitty gadgets
>>79412433
Why not just do a simple while loop..
While (a != 0 ) {
b=b+b
--a
}
>horror movie set in cabin
>characters stop at a general store to buy beer on their way there
>>79412194
>they also sell bait and tackle
>the old man, who is the store owner, once fought a grizzly bear
>they don't buy rifles, ammo, or hunting knives
>>79412194
>>79412245
>>79412508
I'd watch this flick desu
What went so right?
? Who's he?
Why is that boy wearing a wig?
who dis, marvin monroe?
What do I say /tv/? She's an aspiring actress.
>>79412079
>You're a fucking embryo. Holy shit.
"lol. Seriously though"
>>79412079
>He's more of a film maker
What did she mean by this?
Did he know? He had to know.
He was a figment of Bateman's imagination
>>79411749
he didn't exist
He didn't have a single clue.