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>THE GOLDEN GOD!
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>We found this laying there. No blood. No Dallas. Nothing.
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>>87239619
>DALLAS
>MY CAPTAIN
>YOU ARE FLUSH ALIEN OUT OF VENTS NOW, YOU MUST CHOOSE A NAVIGATOR
>DO YOU PICK CALM AND RELIABLE RIPLEY
>OR DO YOU CHOOSE MENTAL BREAKDOWN CRYING WOMEN WITH SNOT IN MICROPHONE
OH GOD DALLAS GET OUT OF THERE NO NOT THAT WAY THE OTHER WAY GAWDDD
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>>87239793
Parker died because she was too stupid to move out of the way. Now he'll never get his bonus.
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They include Goodfellas, The Shawshank Redemption, Raging Bull, ALIEN, No Country for Old Men, The Godfather, Seven Samurai, 2001: A Space Odyssey and of course Citizen Kane.
How is my taste, /tv/?
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>>87239550
>"girl"
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>>87239570
please tell me she's not
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>>87239550
I fucking love this boy he looks so cute
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What went wrong?
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>>87239547
Gay concept
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Not enough Spiridakos lewd.
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>>87239547
>35 year old playing the role of a 13 year old
also did this show get cancelled? I remmeber it being pretty comfy but i stopped somewhere when the fat google nerd with the beard was able to light shit on fire with his mind
idk if the show carried on later
might pick it up if
anyone?
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>Mark Wahlberg's daughter calls a Blowout Preventer a "Big Guy Preventer"
>Trace Adkins' cameo appearance is listed in the credits as "Massive Man"
This film has convinced me. Meme magic is real.
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Can I get a list of worthwhile horror films for October
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>>87443533
Yes. It goes like this:
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AHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT JODELLE
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>>87443533
Here's a few off the top of my head
The Shining
The Thing
Alien
Suspiria
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2
All of the Evil Dead films
Re-animator
Braindead (Dead Alive)
Bone Tomahawk
The Babadook
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Jimmy calls salt sodium chloride in public! Like yeah, salt is sodium chloride but, but you don't fucking call salt sodium chloride in fucking public Jimmy what the fuck? that's fucking autistic you autistic bitch cunt, god I hate Jimmy, Jimmy kept being a cunt by not listening to Skeet. Jimmy did not use the cash register because he thinks he is smarter than the fucking cash register. Jimmy is actually a fucking dumbass because the cash register is used for inventory tracking. Skeet had every right to fucking fire this pretentious asshole Jimmy, but Skeet kept giving Jimmy more chances because Skeet is a man of morals. Skeet knows Jimmy, Skeet knows Jimmy, Skeet knows the chaotic shit that Jimmy has cursed on Retroville. Because Skeet has a set of morals and he is a kind humble man Skeet sees this as an opportunity to change Jimmy's life so Jimmy can be a productive citizen of Retroville. Skeet wants Jimmy to succeed. And how does Jimmy repay Skeet? Jimmy illegally break into McSpanky's at night to change McSpanky's a once proud fast food chain into some soulless artificial robotic nightmare he puts rockets in the fucking restaurant, what the fuck Jimbo? Jimmy's robotic ways corrupts the restaurant and the restaurant just fucking flies and destroys the restaurants with people in it! Seriously, the corrupt McSpanky's restaurant just fucking annihilates these restaurants not everybody could have made it out in time. Someone could have been taking a shit in there and fucking died, could you imagine that? Using the restroom in a restaurant minding your own business but you fucking died because some stupid kid couldn't use the fucking cash register? McSpanky's get destroyed and a dream gets destroyed. Years of joy within that restaurant just all fucking gone Skeet's entire life was dedicated to McSpanky's that was his purpose. Nobody knows where Skeet went after that incident, the dream is dead. Fuck you Jimbo, fuck you.
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Sodium Chloride (Formerly Salt)
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Sneed's Feed and Seed
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Formerly Skeet's
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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One of the aspects that makes it great:
It will run with a concept in a way that few shows since the Simpsons in its heyday ever have. In The Ricks Must Be Crazy, the episode runs with two different concepts: an artificially created universe that exists solely for the benefit of the creator of that universe, with the consequences of the inhabitants of that universe in learning the true nature of reality, and then the concept of a seemingly all-powerful artificial intelligence given the task to keep a single person safe, and how it accomplishes that within the changing parameters given to it.
In Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind, there is a fantastic running gag where Rick and Morty, trying to escape the Council of Ricks, pass through a Pizza Universe, where pizzas sitting in chairs make a phone call to order humans, a Phone Universe where phones sitting on pizza make a call on a human to order chairs, and then a Furniture Universe where chairs sitting on humans make a call on a piece of pizza to order phones.
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It's just not that funny. I watch stuff to be entertained. the "really makes you think stuff" is secondary.
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For me it's because the sci-fi is so strongly written. The alternate realities/worlds are imaginative and consistently interesting. There's a great little moment when Morty plays an intergalactic VR game and experiences a mundane life followed by an emotional battle with cancer, family issues and eventually slips off a ladder and dies...it's so brilliantly tragic when Morty wakes up and cries "Where's my wife?!?" before shaking himself back to reality.
It's those brilliantly insightful bits of sci-fi mixed with a clever but organised randomness that sets it apart from other animated adult comedies. It's so full of different ideas that are both interesting and rich with emotion that, for me, it's just perfect.
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Do you think mainstream cinema is making the purest form of love more socially acceptable and mainstream?
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>>87239469
>cinema
>posts a scene from a tv show
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Are they gonna fuck in the third movie?
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He doesn't find her attractive sexually. Their relationship is more paternal.
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>>87239441
Mickey Mouse won't allow it
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>>87239441
I thought it was really cool the way they made her show his emotions, like she started bawling and he was stone cold. That was really interesting, overall not a bad movie at all
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What's so scary about this? I understand it can be a bit unsettling but that's about it.
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>>87239360
I do know one thing, she's got a healthy fucking cock.
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Imagine if trannies actually killed all the people who hate, harass and bully them instead of killing themselves.
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>>87239439
it'd be a pretty small world
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Is cable TV dead?
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>>87239310
Cable what?
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>>87239310
>>87239665
Judging by the literally 3+ separate junk mail ads in my mailbox every month, yeah. It's a huge profit margin though so they probly going to go down swinging.
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>>87239310
>is water wet?
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Need some movie recommendations
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What are some movies that capture this feeling?
>ywn be American
>ywn do pledge allegiance to the star spangled banner everyday at school
>ywn not miss out on teenage love
>ywn be part of your school's football team
>ywn get your driver's license at 16 and get an old gas guzzling pickup truck from your summer job savings
>ywn ask out Stacy to go to homecoming dance with you
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Me on the right
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>ywn not miss out on teenage love
Not as big of a deal as some of you fags make it out to be but it still hurts
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>>87443380
American pie?
Ferris buellers day off
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What did everyone think of the latest episode of Jessica Biel's new show?
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>>87442213
Context?
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>>87442421
They are both horny
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How old?
Why does everyone hate Seth MacFarlane?
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>>87442180
>comedy only appeals to 15 year olds
>doesn't understand context whatsoever
>never learns or improves his craft
Gee, I wonder why.
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You can't possibly thrive all of your life making poop and fart jokes.
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>>87442180
I'll see what it's like but the trailers look like trash, apparently it has more 'drama' than what is shown but I don't beleive them