This is the master of Kung Fu?
Please, remember what Bruce Lee looked like. How could they fuck this up so bad? Why did they cast this DYEL faggot?
I want to fuck this guy in the mouth and I'm not even gay.
>>80730940
why this guy dont use his kapeshit mask dd uses it!
>>80730940
He's a warrior monk who traditionally didn't look like bruce lee because they fast alot.
He also has magic powers in his hands so he doesn't need to be mega jacked
So basically try again, sweetie.
>tfw bestest Emma
too bad she beats the shit out of him and he's too angelic to put the bitch in her place
I wish I had a cute midget gf who beat me up ;_;
>>80730916
Girls who are obvious tops get me hard as diamonds, they're so rare.
>Bright is an upcoming American fantasy film starring Will Smith as a Los Angeles Police Department police officer who teams up with an Orc cop in a world of both human and mythical creatures
What the fuck is this niggers problem? Why does he always choose the worst movies to star in? Is it the scientology? Is it his agent or lack of one?
He dropped the role of Neo for the Matrix to do wild wild west for fucks sake
This actually sounds like kino
>>80730901
The fuck, is this Shadowrun?
Did he drop the role of the remake also?
>"It's on the house, enjoy your film"
Can you sit that big popcorn bucket on your lap so I can out of it mister handsome black gentleman
>>80730932
>so I can out of it
?
>>80730873
I think you mean flick, you fucking cunt nigger *spits in his face*
Why did they change Ultron from a killer robot without feelings to one who tells jokes and sings songs of Pinocchio?
>>80730741
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>>80730800
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE THE MCU NOW
Joss Whedon was spending too much time tweeting on Twitter to actually write a decent screenplay.
>If your drill says 'Binford'... GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YA!
What did Tim "The Toolman" Taylor mean by this?
cocaine is a hell of a drug
He meant that the drill, or as he later refers to it as "tool", has been manufactured by the company "Binford", thus the drill would read "Binford" on it. However most Americans don't say "read as" they prefer the term "says" which also means to talk or prounounce. The joke is playing on the word "says" meaning, making you think that he means "reads as" but he is implying that the drill can talk which is fucking retarded cause drills can't talk
>>80730644
There never was, nor will there ever be, a more comfy television program. Pure Michigan kino. Pun intended.
What pagan mythology has the coolest stories to adapt to film?
>>80730171
None.
>>80730171
Sumerian. Would actually be perfect, we would show their practices, but since we do not actually know why, we could not show why and it would just have this eerie air of mysticism.
>>80730211
kys.
>>80730171
most stories of mythlogy dont really make sense in a modern context desu, their motives and decisions can be pretty off kilter
half of greek/roman mythology were about rape and extramarital affairs, but in their stories its so normal and everyday
*snaps your neck*
*cums*
*gives her my mobile number*
>>80730161
ow
If she made you cum with her psychic powers alone, would it be called a mindjob?
>Where are his glasses!? He can't see without his glasses!
>when Dan Akroyd reminds her that he's dead and doesn't need glasses
>He won't be able to see Satan in all his demonic glory!
Really flew over my head when I was a kid
How do you find new, interesting movies?
I haven't watched a movie that really blew me away in over a year now.
Reviews are shit. Best-of-the-year-lists are mostly shit. Imdb is shit.
/tv/ is funny but rarely talks about non-mainstream stuff, except when anons want to show off with their super obscure taste and name german and italian from 1920 or whatever.
So how do you keep finding new films? I really want to see a good movie again. I miss the feeling of finding new shit and being amazed by it.
>>80730049
>except when anons want to show off with their super obscure taste
nah, they only know Tarkovsky, that's it
>>80730049
I don't watch film that often because my studies are eating up a lot of my time, but i usually watch movies list here, or in different festivals like Cannes, Berlin, Venice, etc ...
Just tried letterboxd, what is this shit? It gives me 404s all the time. What a piece of trash.
Why did Drive resonate so much with the sort of people that use this board?
art director makes a mainstream film with reddit soundtrack and meme actors
gee, I fucking wonder why
>mfw saint eliot visited my country and i never saw him
kill me
>>80729944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvB0w4-SqUM
Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?
>>80729889
jupiter is a big plantet
because it's the jew home world
See, this shitpost I can wrap my head around. I'm just gonna hang out here until the rest of the board goes back to normal.
Has there been a standup special that's triggered /pol/ as hard as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMpmleSgJ8U
god she's so fat
/pol/ is interesting because they insist they fight "garbage" but they just spread it around and proliferate it. /pol/ is like a powerbottom with aids who goes to the orgy and thinks it wont sperad
I'm DREADFUL at analogies
>>80729861
how will /pol/ ever recover
Why didn't the furniture guy help Homer?
>>80729805
it was beyond his training
This thread is going to be good.
I'm just here for the Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formally Chuck's) shitshow
Star Trek Enterprise is everything that is wrong with Star Trek and why the franchised died. JJ Abrams didn't kill it, Rick Berman did. The Intro says it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OpsPok6iQ
>>80729765
y that theme is so fucking shit. EVERY trek had an epic opening theme man voyagers was especially beautiful. BUT THIS GAY SHIT TREKSHOW had a fucking country (?) song as a title. wtf did they think they do?
>>80729765
>Rick Berman did
Was it his decision? Genuinely curious as it's one of the reasons I didn't watch it, he can't have been a complete retard because he at least saved Trek from Gene and did well through to near the end of DS9 at least.
>>80729840
Post 9/11 era bullshit. All American achievements, no cosmonauts.