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turned 40 & can't play a fratboy anymore

>>79457480
Country Mac died.

>>79457480
>he was too old to play this guy 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dSRlQT_Bd0

>>79457365
people also don't like shit

That wouldve been so much better if it were the movie hinted at in that poster.

>>79457365
That shit is literal because Snyder and Co. cannot write clearly to fucking save themselves.
It's the same shit with Sucker Punch, there's a great and interesting message there but it's drowned in mediocre writing and lack of direction, so it becomes confusing and hard to understand.

>>79457296
I heard that he did it after he learned about his "hello darkness my old friend" memes went viral.

is this campeas final ditch effort to save the collider youtube channel?

That's a shame, I found his performance in BVS very intriguing.

>>79457163
Need for speed was better than the last four Fast Furious movies

>>79457180
HA.

You should be a comedian

I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.

Honorabru

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>>79457111

>It's real

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>send tool for cutting with a message "no cuts"

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>>79457084

>>79457084
Brie Larson is fucking unfortunate looking

>>79457084
Was it ape?

>>79457049

Monroe pegging me while I eat out Jane Russell

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>>79457081
Russell is such a whore in this movie. It's great.

>muh blondes

fucking americlaps

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>>79456990
Anakin... you're taxing my estate.

Anakin... you're breaking my balls.

breakin mah balls!

>>79456982
Is she jerking him off?

>>79456982
Hasn't this movie already come out a couple of times in the last few months?

>>79457020
like that will stop (((them)))

>>79456613
Wait until you realise it's ripped straight out of Barry Lyndon.

>>79456613

The first scene of the same movie

>>79456627
Can you give an example.

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no. expendables is better than this- even if the third one was baaaad. tansformers is better than this series

>>79456579
>expendables is better than this
The saddest is part is I know you're serious and not even being ironic

>>79456668
>expendables

oh wow that's lame

Something real dumb. That Tina Fey movie Sisters is perfect for a day like that.

itt 23 year old discovers alcohol

Go drink at a bar and watch Jeopardy.

That's one of my favorite things to do. At least when the wait stuff is fun and plays a long as well.

>>79456424
napoleon dynamite

>>79456443
>show

>>79456424
I can't believe this piece of shit is still going

>>79456046
get ready for BASED REDPILLERS to give you the skinny on the cock carousel my friendo

It's not like my dick has a hymen.

>making a new shitty thread because the old one died after 200+ autistic posts

do you really have nothing better to do, OP?

When Lee said "I can't beat it" at the end what was he referring to? I assumed he mean't an alcohol problem but they didnt really play up that aspect of his character over the course of the movie

>>79456029
he means he is unable to masturbate

Why is that cunt Michelle Williams on the poster? She's in 1% of the movie