>"this wasn't an accident"
>"there's something they didn't tell us"
>"there's a reason we woke up earlier"
Why is it okay for movie producers to blatantly lie like and mislead like this?
>>79210671
Pretty mediocre desu. But I went in expecting it to be.
>Actually expecting more from the meme twins
>Why can't hollywood keep politics out of movies?
>Why do the have to keep shoving minorities down our throats?
>Stop gratuitous sex and violence!
It's the perfect movie.
Get over it.
>>79210671
No its fucked up.I felt ripped off when it was "MUH opening scene " is the secret. And the bullshit lesson of "deal wit it" is pretty much all they could do.
>12 year old kid with a The Thing poster in the fucking eighties
I dare you to post a more unauthentic shot than this.
>>79210651
he even has the poster before the movie came out.
11 years old kid with an Alien poster in Poltergeist (1982).
>>79210794
What record is that?
>guy is shooting a gun
>misses 9 times in a row
>girl takes the gun
>"you even know how to use that thing?"
>bullseye
>>79210587
like in real life
What does a bulls eye have to do with any of that?
guy is firing a gun*
What's your favorite movie where the MC pisses the bed?
my vlog desu
The Loneliest Runner
Daily reminder that most of you are sleeping on disgusting old mattresses.
I think this is a good show, and rests on those laurels on its own merits of atmosphere, engaging imagery and not being hung up on the intricacies that modern conveniences bring.
What are your thoughts, /tv/
>>79210539
Very enjoyable show. Also it has the perfect number of episodes for Season 1.
It's the only Netflix original that I'd call great.
>>79210539
I love the 80s so much! As a 90s kid(1996) I feel like I missed a great dacade, I'm HYPED for season two!
I don't get it. Why do critics like Stephen Chow but hate Adam Sandler when it's the same goofy shit?
>>79210536
Because he's foreign
>>79210536
https://youtu.be/LrbWm-WwrDI
Adam Sandler doesn't use a Ghuzeng in his score you fucking faggot
>>79210570
this
I finally got around to watching this. It was pretty underwhelming, didn't blow me away like the first one did.
Of course I was only 7 when the first one came out, but still, was there something objectively lesser about this one, or can it really all be chalked up to the age difference?
Discuss.
You shouldn't mention your age if you are so criminally underage.
You shouldn't have reddit spacing if you want to have a worthwhile "discussion" here.
Your grammar sucks.
Discuss.I was initially disappointed because it left the ocean so quickly, but the characters were adequate. I wanted highly detailed reefs and ocean exploration, and instead it seems they used the detail in textures and particles. I didn't notice that much of a visual improvement over Finding Nemo.
And the parents waiting outside of the pipes was retarded both in terms of logic and in terms of a shitty resolution to the story.
>>79210634
21 is not underage.
If this is how reddit spaces things (I wouldn't know cause I don't go there, but I'll trust your expertise), then that's a plus for them. This is easier to read.
Who cares about grammar?Yeah the parents waiting there was a lame resolution
I agree. The whole thing felt phoned in. But I suspect it's the age thing because my nephews and their friends thought it was even better than the first one when I took them to see it.
reminder that PTA is the greatest living american director
That's not Denis Villeneuve
>I DRINK LE MILKSHAKE xD
PTA is the dictionary definition of entry level cinema. He not only steals from better directors, but he does it without any irony like Tarantino.
I am personally fine with it though. Because through PTA, all these freshmen college students will discover Robert Altman, who was the real deal. They will discover Scorsese, the most important American film director of our time, they will discover Kubrick, and the Coen Bros.
Through Altman, they will discover Renoir, through Kubrick, they will discover Ophuls, Scorsese to Fellini. Suddenly they realize PTA was just a child with no original thoughts in his head, that his films just revolve around quoting better directors while adding epic catch phrases like "I drink your milkshake!" and "Pig fuck!" Really there is no bigger clue in to how meaningless his cinema is when the only thing people discuss when mentioning his movies are 'le epic catch phrases, dude!'
You might say great artist steal, but what Picasso meant by this is that great artists are able to understand what works and manipulate it. PTA merely 'mimics'. This is why it is completely obvious who he is mimicking from film to film.
>>79210527
Not American
>>79210464
That's not Joel or Ethan Coen.
Fuck... those fucking feels bro...
Now I feel guilty I pirated it and I will buy it in its most glorious edition whenever I can LORD ALMIGHTY
And fuck those cynical shits who memed a one second shot where a soldier screams shot from a slighlty weird angle to make it look like it was dumb. The battle sequences were goat.
>>79210450
>a man with taste on /tv/
There's literally nothing wrong with piracy, btw.
>>79210450
>THERE'S A KNIFE IN MY FOOT, SARGE
That whole scene had me fucking laughing
>>79210709
Yes, loved these scenes too. Great camaraderie.
Does this mean based Cameron isn't going to let Rodriguez cast his entire family like always??
>a rob rodriguez joint
>>79210441
>James Cameron's Alita: Battle Angel
Not anymore.
It's Robeaner Rodriguez's flick now and therfore it will be just as utter shit as the Kikewood GitS cash grab.
>>79210441
There was a female villian in gunnm? I seriously can't remember one.
APOLOGIZE
>leave fridgekino to me
what did she mean by this?
>>79210485
You're just jealous because you're ugly
>>79210440
Jesus Christ that bra is even padded.
If you're not going to look at the video game character, why even bother make the movie?
ITT: Celebrities that ruined their looks with drugs
>>79210340
witterally lho?
Pic not related? Obviously he's making a silly face here, but he's still very handsome. That's always been part of his appeal anyway.
Why did Hermione get breast implants?
Prime LiLo deserved my child.
I miss Rachel Dratch
I thought this was a dull franchise, but she certainly has my attention.
Post only the greatest movie osts of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM
>>79210240
Patrician choice.
KINO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dApIMjrn2Vg
>>79210240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gETv_c9U9zA
you just KNOW
Lolita remake when?
those hands...
>>79210188
are they age appropriate?