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>>80740286
That was one of the worst movies that I never finished. Rage inducing kino is more the truth. I f you enjoyed this piece of shit then you are a useless piece of flesh op.
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>>80740286
Why did critics spread a rumor that Snyder had sex with the cast?
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>>80740286
The developmentally disabled kids I used to work with liked game shows too.
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What's /tv/s favourite stop motion movie?
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coraline, obviously
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>>80740315
My nigga. I watched it sunday night and I'm gonna watch it again right now.
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>>80740282
>>80740315
Is stop motion the ultimate kînö?
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>Yeah man you know it's just so crazy that-
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Watching the Rogen-Milo right now. castkino
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>"anyway like i was saying"
>*leans into mic*
>"you gotta take care of your gut bacteria man"
>"it's the key to everything"
>"so what are your thoughts on smoking pot?"
>"CALM DOWN YOU SILLY BITCH WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS!"
>"thanks so much for coming man let's do this again soon"
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>>80740249
Like how does the stock market even work just think about it we should just replace it with a better system eventhough i don't know what's wrong with it since i have 0 understanding of it you know,,, crazy
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Cahiers du cinema has failed us all.
Today marks the first day of me revitalizing me both film and film criticism. These days, we have been left behind by the film industry. The US film industry has always been a quick grab for cash, putting art and integrity off to the side. We have Oscar winning directors, actors, and writers pining to write trash heap garbage franchise super hero or dystonia teen drama films. It's pathetic. The industry needs a shock. The shock that came with the 90's with the retards who came in and ripped off European filmmakers wholesale and did it with a lot less integrity. This year is where that ends. I will be recruiting writers to build a community where no punches are pulled. Reviews attack Hollywood trash for what it is, trash. They'd write scripts that not only subvert everything we know about cinema, but would push the art form forward in ways people didn't think was possible. We wont need ridiculous budgets or 3D either. This is the start of a new film Renaissance. I will be posting about our mission statement once a day. Tomorrow I will post an email address so that people can send writing samples so that I can see if you fit the mold of what I'm looking for.
It's time we stop letting Hollywood produce shit.
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>>80740239
Cahiers championed Hollywood cinema from the beginning though, except for that decade it went all Marxist.
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Cahiers listed Mad Max: Fury Road as one of the best films of 2015
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>>80740356
Hence saying they failed us. They started with a promising beginning and then might as well have given up.
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Why haven't you called?
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"I did crack cocaine"
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>I wish my family had insurance so I could get help
What the fuck kind of sales pitch is that??
"Call our service but you probably can't afford it."
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>>80740007
Call NOW!!!!!
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movies where your waifu dies ;__;
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:(
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>>80740275
this was a tough one
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>>80740514
this bitch was so fucking annoying, it was great. the whole movie is about them trying to rescue her and they do and she ends up running away and getting herself killed
god that was great
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How do you go from this...
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>>80739928
to this?
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She was never really attractive.
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>>80739964
she use to be cute
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Literally the only kids movie that can be enjoyed by kids and adults
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>>80739711
It's live action shitposting.
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>>80739732
fpbp
so goddamn true.
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Recommend me a comfy episode
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>>80739699
am i imagine it or does ryker have a clone?
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Anything with Q in the title
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"GHOST IN THE SHELL" SPOILERS
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The Major's real name is Mira and she survived a terrorist attack that destroyed her body. Her brain was then placed on a robotic body by Dr. Ouelet, a scientist for Hanka Robotics.
The Major leads an elite counter-terrorism unit called "Section 9". Batou is her right-hand man. He only loses his eyes and receives cybernetic implants halfway through the movie. The team also includes Aramaki, Togusa, Borma, Saito, Ishikawa and Ladriya.
Section 9 is searching for a cyberterrorism who is targeting Hanka Robotics. He turns out to be Hideo Kuze, a survivor of an early experiment by Dr. Ouelet to extensively rebuilt a human body with robotic parts rather than put a human brain in a robotic body. Kuze assassinates Dr. Ouelet before being confronted by the Major.
Kuze reveals that Hanka Robotics is connected to the attack that injured them both. The culprint is Cutter, the leader of rival unit Section 6, who then orders Section 9 terminated to cover up his own involvement.
The Major sets out to get revenge on Cutter and his men while also dealing with Kuze and his extremist vendetta against everyone at Hanka Robotics rather than just Cutter.
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>>80739577
That's pretty much what happened in the anime movie right?
It was some kind of government spook shit.
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Whew and..... they botched it
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>>80739728
Not at all
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/crank yankers/
Anyone miss this show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1LF7itBndo
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it was shit but i still miss it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0a6SOzJpvA
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>>80739468
Thought it was shit when it first came on, later realized it had abunch of great comedians on it, and it was pretty good. Pretty retarded in parts of it, but that was the spirit of the show. Foul-mouthed muppets are funny
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DAE only hear about this shoe from the autism muppet threads
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Explain this.
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>>80739467
No smoking
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>>80739491
kek
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Stephen Merchant doesn't need CGI
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Why does he carry a stuffed toy around? Is he insane?
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I'm betting he hid the suicide pills in it
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>>80739456
Because it is a token of his rise to power? I don't know. Why are people kneeling to Negan again?
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>>80739456
He's gotta jack off somewhere
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How do I develop taste in television and film?
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get off /tv/
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leave /tv/
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>>80739356
And go where?
I like stupid dude weed tier comedies and my favorite show is IASIP. Never had time to expand my horizons with work/school.
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>daddy will you sign this permission slip so I can watch the movie Selma in history class tomorrow?
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What's in it for me?
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What color is your teacher?
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Who are you? My children would never have shit colored eyes.