My obsession with Emma has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying, it makes me feel better. But this morning, I started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with Emma and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
>>79341158
Reminder that this is a poor man's version of the Ellen Page's copypasta we all know and love. The OP is well aware of this, yet still decided to post it, praying that nobody would notice.
/r/ing that gif of the guy who recorded himself jizzing on photos of Emma while yelling
>>79341158
Umm... neat?
redpill me about this show, /b/
Very enjoyable show. HBO started fucking with it towards the end unfortunately.
>>79341001
Very underrated show. I honestly think it can compete with the best telekino shows. Unfortunately a show completely about people's therapy sessions doesn't sound to exciting for most people so it's hard to get others to give it a chance.
Great show that feels like a masterclass in acting by way of real-time 1 act plays every episode.
It rewards watching sequentially, but can be a bit difficult as some of the patients are way more interesting than others. It's ok to watch just a patient's episodes (usually 7-8 twenty-five minute episodes) if you're ok missing some of the Therapists larger arcs.
My favorite patients to watch:
1. Alex (Season 1 - Blair Underwood)
2. Sophie (Season 1 - Mia Wasikowska)
3. April (Season 2 - Alison Pill)
4. Sunil (Season 3 - Irrfan Khan)
5. Jesse (Season 3 - Dane DeHaan)
How come actors who become directors never develop their own style?
Ridley Scott or David Fincher, you can guess immediately who made the movie. Mel Gibson or Clint Eastwood? You would have no idea who made it.
>>79340925
Gibson and Eastwood aren't auteurs. They make movies to be consumed by everyday folk.
>>79340994
Can you think of any actos who got into directing and has a distinct style? Tarantino doesn;t count.
I disagree on Eastwood. I think his films are highly distinctive.
>tfw no cutie mute androgenous assassin gf
why must life suck bros
I would love to be her boywife!
>>79340770
This reminds me of the massive hard-on I had for that blue bitch in Guardians of the Galaxy
So she died right, or did he give common'd her
Good evening gentlemens,
I come to you with a proposition.
I was watching Narnia the other day and it occured to me that if the kids stay in Narnia until they're young adults then they either were all 30yo virgins, had incestuous sex with each other or fucked fauns and dogs and shit.
So lets say they weren't virgins, which i think is likely, I mean, just look at that face. That is the face of someone who's sucked a couple of dicks. I don't think they would have sex with each other, nothing in what we are shown of their relationship sugests that. So we can, I think, safely assume they fucked wolves.
So then they come back to the real world as children and now little lucy is like an 8yo that fucked wolved and fauns and shit.
How could disney allow this?
>>79340679
>there are no humanoids in Narnia
I know this is bait but I'll reply anyway
WEW
>>79340797
Actually not bait.
Yeah there are humanoids, like fauns and shit like I said in the OP. And minotaurs and centaurs. It's bull cock and horse cock anyway, even if they have arms and legs
>>79340975
>this is the kind of shit the litters /tv/ on saturday nights
Elaine?
You stupid dummy
>>79340578
who wore it better?
That's right.
Fuck Marry Kill
make your choice anons
>>79340504
Kill Veronica
Fuck Cheryl
Marry Betty
Evil Betty got me hard.
>>79340504
Kill Betty
Fuck Cheryl
Marry Veronica
Evil Veronica got me hard.
>>79340504
I've never liked this game. It should be Fuck Friend Kill. Fuck Cheryl, friend Betty, kill Veronica.
It's not like you don't fuck your wife
Was he an autist?
Just British
>>79340324
yes
>>79340324
He's just a ripoff of one of the Dr. Whos
ITT: Box Office Bombs you saw in the theater
I love this movie, it played a large role in shaping my young imagination.
>>79340117
>>79340450
based theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Hrq9dzNSs
>>79340450
You're not alone.
Is she, dare I say it, Our Girlâ„¢?
nope
stop shilling this slut
>>79340060
Is that dog being burned?
ITT: God tier kid characters.
Hard mode: not for "obvious reasons"
Expert mode: both guys and girls.
Hardcore mode: none from Game Of Thrones or Stranger Things
Dante Must Die Mode: combine all of them.
Pic related. Best kid in the show
I win
/thread
>>79339995
Sorry but Mike is the best kid
What the fuck was his problem?
Getting eaten by a bear.
>>79339928
being around ferocious bears
>>79340027
he was a fucking lunatic. Good riddance
Look who I met, /tv/!
Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye rocking the Balenciaga.
>>79339828
B L A C K E D
DELET THIS
Where can I watch all the Oscar nominated shorts, documentary, animated and live-action, without having to scour out some shitty arthouse theater 72 minutes away?
>>79339766
post her feet
>>79339766
Go to the shitty arthouse theater 72 minutes away.
>>79339829
Only if you give me the information I seek
What did they mean by this?
>>79339758
I love baked beans with my breakfast.
like & subscribe amirite, shill?
That's a big breakfast