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Just saw this yesterday. What did I think?
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Fuck you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8kFIbmmuEk
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>>83057295
absolute unfunny shit trash
also that actress is too old to play the le quirky girl, I still hate my cousin for making me watch this piece of shit
You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.
TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...
I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.
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I agree OP. Seriously, with the South Dakota setting and the goofy characters, why are they trying so hard to be like Fargo? Is David Lunch incapable of producing fake pretentious kino anymore that he has to rip off real kino?
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>>83057043
Is this a new pasta?
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>>83057043
HEAD
NICE AND HOT
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The storyline's chronological order of Ridley Scott's Alien prequels goes "Prometheus -> Awakening -> Covenant". With Awakening having its screenplay already written along with Elizabeth Shaw and David 8 to be featured in it.
>Prometheus
Xenomorph murals are depicted in the Engineer ship, indicating they have existed for quite some time
>Alien: Covenant
David created the chestbursters/Xenomorphs via genetic experimentation
>Alien
Jockey room is full of chestburster eggs
Space Jockey/Engineer is depicted as having a chestburster wound, and the corpse is fossilized - indicating that it's potentially hundreds or thousands of years old there's only a ten year gap between Alien: Covenant and Alien
BRAVO RIDLEY!
Seriously though, we don't invest enough in Alzheimer's research.
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I did a prometheus rewatch today
absolutely horrible
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You just wait until time travel is introduced and it's gonna be David who created engineers and thus the cycle is gonna be complete.
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I might as well ask it in this thread, I've only seen the first Alien movie, are the rest worth it?
I keep seeing all these 'deep lore' discussion threads on /tv/ about what I thought was just a movie about an alien killing some people.
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how could it have been done better?
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Actually giving a reason as to how this fucking thing got in the sulaco chamber
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>>83056947
Bishop used the other dropship to put it there.
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hell at this point I think the weird Gibson script would have been better.
Some thoughts:
-not killing Newt and Hicks in the first 30 seconds for nothing other than shock value
-not having the entire cast comprise of bald identical-looking men + Charles Dutton
-not repeat the same chase scene 8 times
-actually do something with Ripley having a "bond" with the Alien
-remove that fucking awful and insulting attempted rape scene, which again was Fincher just trying to be edgy
-make it about the threat of the alien/unknown instead of bald prisoner drama
This movie is such a mess, even with the Assembly Cut. About the only thing that I unequivocally like is the set design and the soundtrack (that the composer would just go on to reuse on apparently better movies).
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Gal Gadot looks like a rat fac-
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Gal Gadot is perfectbelow the ankle
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>>83056844
ed kike
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kek WHAT AN UGLY CUNT that's your proof she's not OP?
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Is this shit any good?
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>>83056801
Nope, only part I liked was the batman rip-off scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1E6GiB_BPU&ab_channel=MagyarJelenet
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Its a flick, watch Super if you want to watch a movie
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>>83056801
Yes. Kickass 2 is garbage though.
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How did he manage to escape?
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>drive through a brick wall
>no damage to the bus
ah yes
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why would the Gotham P.D. protect Yu Inya Frenz-Ahdeds money?
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>>83056779
bus drivers were in on it. joker built a network of disenfranchised former soldiers who had to take shitty jobs when they were discharged and returned to civilian life. the only people he doesn't kill are his comrades, everyone else is an expendable tool
What's it like to be attractive?
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>>83056633
Like being ugly but in reverse.
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>>83056655
>>83056633
Checked.
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People are nicer to you. You get away with more things. People want to talk to you more and be with you.
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YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU COULD BE A PART. TIME. MODEL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI
THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY, MUMhappened last birthday
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Bring me back to the pre iPhone days
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And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street...[depending on the street]
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Wtf were they thinking?
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>its real
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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Bigger casting disaster than Gal
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>>83056416
>Wtf were they thinking?
evidently, they weren't.
Terrible game series to being with, why even adapt it? the hype for it is over? And they made Drake progressively starting from Uncharted 2 more middle eastern/Mediterranean/turkish? thy shouldn't have hired a white actor if they stuck with that.
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Thoughts on Tim Heidecker?
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Only one video of his worth watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
Other than that he's pretty forgettable.
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political topic
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>>83056371
Better than Sam Hyde.
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What the fuck?
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WUT
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>>83056472
my sides
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>>83056301
what movie?
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Who was the gay character in Guardians of the Galaxy?
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/04/25/guardians-of-the-galaxy-director-backpedals-after-hinting-at-gay-character/
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>>83056300
Nebula obviously wanted Gamora's femcock
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OP
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Groot
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Who are some actors you reckon might be secret benders? Mine is pic related.
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Eh? Eh? What you reckon?
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>>83056288
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dicaprio is p much confirmed
tom hardy implied hes experimented with guys before
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What the FUCK was her problem?
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>>83056273
she's a cunt.
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>>83056273
Her husband was a narcisistic, egomaniacal psychopath
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>>83056273
Should been her instead of Fredo