Kill your dog for me
>>82049476
Ok, omg guy this deaf gorilla :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
nigger
>>82049476
I WOULDN'T KILL MY DOG FOR ANYONE
>Girl beats up a gang of men
>Everyone looks at her in surprise
>"What? I grew up with three brothers."
>Girl fucks a gang of men and makes them cum buckets
>Everyone looks at her in surprised
>"What? I grew up with three brothers."
>girl cheats on guy
>"what? I grew up with 3 fathers."
>>82049390
Kek
Did we ever find out what her fucking problem was?
>>82049103
dad died when she was young, and he was her connection to the world
>movie called edge of seventeen
>isn't a documentary about /pol/
>>82049140
But did he ever connect to her in such a way that she repressed the memory of said "connection" and blamed herself for his death to the point of almost committing suicide?
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UHHHH, YOU DON'T GET TO BRING SZECHUAN *BURP* SAUCE
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AAAAH, YOU DON'T GET TO BRING *BURP* DUBS, MORTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2exu65Jekc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rayxew89NyE
>>82048962
bill nye should have more self awareness than this. This is the kind of shit that bursts the bubble and causes regression.
>>82048962
That was some hard science. Really makes me think.
>>82048962
It's remarkable how blatant (((((they))))) are getting.
such as
The Thing
In the Mouth of Madness
Event Horizon
those three are top tier comfy horror. post your 3
So much Sam Neil
The Shining
Grudge
A Tale of Two Sisters
Wishing Stairs
White, Melody of The Curse
Ju-On 2
asian horror nights are comfiest
JUSTICE LEAGUE - Official Trailer 1 - 26,127,120 views
Star Wars The Last Jedi Teaser - 31,214,170 views
Thor: Ragnarok Teaser Trailer - 33,954,352 views
cause Stan Lee and Jack Kirby blew Doofy Comics off the map in the early 60s while being distributed by them.
>>82048779
Believe it or not Disney hires people who care. That's why they're number 1 in sales and critical reception simultaneously. WB is a joke and Fox has to force r ratings to generate interest.
The Star Wars Trailers has a lot of views because it's Star Wars.
The Thor: Ragnarok trailer is actually legitimately well-edited. Observe for instance how well the gentle "swing" of the "hammer of the gods" line matches the swing of the ships as the camera swings out.
Similarly the slower tempo matches the slowed down time shot with the guy riding the bird against what we assume is the villain/villainess of the story.
It's a legitimately good trailer with all the great techniques. Fuck, it's so good I could have made this and pattted myself on the back for it too.
>can't discuss Steven Universe or Samurai Jack
>muh adult shows like Rick and Morty or South Park are allowed
Being edgy doesn't make you /tv/
>implying samurai Jack isn't edgy
There are threads here every Saturday night for Samurai Jack. The board became basically unusable on April Fools Day because they all lost their shit when Rick and Morty aired instead of the new episode. Nobody discusses SU because /tv/ has been annexed by /pol/ and it is therefore verboten.
Recommend good Army movies pls
>>82048349
Heartbreak Ridge
The 1st half of Stripes
>>82048349
In the Army, Now
>get cucked by a redneck
>han, man of your trust, steals money from you
>he is the villian of the movie
wtf i hate muh familia now
*looks up at you*
>>82047928
Han has every reason to be stealing from him he's literally a worthless human that does nothing good for the world Han steals from him to help others.
>>82047928
>Asian Gangster
>dates a half abo school girl
what did the film makers actually mean by this flick?
>5'8"
>a "kingsman"
Lol, hollywood be giving the manlets fantasies of grandeur.
>>82047913
5'8" is average height in the UK
>>82047913
he should fire his tailor
>>82047913
You're just upset cos he fucked that blonde in the arse at the end of the first movie. Go fuck a blonde arse.
Anyone watching Genius tonight?
>>82047826
Never even heard of it bruv. What is it?
>>82047857
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/genius/videos/genius-extended-trailer/
It looks good. I'm a HUGE Einstein fan so I have high hopes.
>>82047932
>http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/genius/videos/genius-extended-trailer/
Ah, cool. I'm a /sci/fag, so I'll give it a watch sometime. I'll probably wait til the season is done and binge it desu, I hate waiting a whole week for episodes. Drives me fucking crazy, especially when it's good. Relativity man, it even applies to tv ffs.
So I just got done watching the first episode of The Wire and I was blown away! There is a scene where D'angelo is explaining chess to the other kids and teaching them about all the pieces. I don't know if anyone else picked up on this, but when he was telling them about pawns, he actually meant THEY were the pawns! What an amazing allegory!
I've never seen such brilliant writing and I can easily say just by having watched the first episode that this is the best show ever made!
Also the acting is phenomenal! Idris Elba and Dominic West do a great job with their Baltimore accents.
>>82047562
Is this pasta?
>>82048149
Yes.
The Wire is great though.
>>82048192
No doubt.
Official ranking:
1. Season 4
2. Season 2
3. Season 3
4. Season 1
5. Season 5
if you were allowed to erase five celebrities from existence which ones would they be?
>>82047452
Their last names would all be Kardasian.
>>82048985
Racist
>>82047452
>donald trump
>bruce jenner
>kim kardashian
>miley cyrus
>mama june
What wentright?
>>82047448
she looks like lana del rey with more plastic surgery
>>82047448
She kept the baby weight.
>>82047448
Oh fuck off.