I am a straight man. I have sex with women.
That said, I'm dead fucking serious when I say that Skinner is the sexiest motherfucker in all of the X-Files. Scully is a dim candle to the gradient glow of this alpha bull. His masculinity is so fucking raw it gets me—a straight man—hot.
You can search up and down television history. You don't find a more macho man than Skinner. I dare you.
>>78955911
If you don't want to plow the shit out of scully you are a fucking moron
Is this pasta?
>he'll never put you in the headlock
leave burgerkino to me
>>78955794
stop
>>78955967
I'M A DUDE
HE'S A DUDE
SHE'S A DUDE
WE'RE ALL DUDES
HEY
>>78955794
Wasnt he broke as fuck and Kenan not expect his calls?
Post directors with flawless track records
>>78955714
>>78955768
Why are they all ugly
>>78955768
Tushy sucks though, horrible lighting
pro-shot porn is the fucking worst
narrative fags B T F O
>"The thing is, my focus isn’t on Avatar 2. My focus is on Avatar 2, 3, 4, and 5 equally. That’s exactly how I’m approaching it. They’ve all been developed equally. I’ve just finished the script to Avatar 5. I’m now starting the process of active prep. I’ll be working with the actors in the capture volume in August, so I’m booked in production every day between now and then. Our volume is up and running, and everything is designed, and so we’re going full-guns right now. I feel like I’ve been let out of jail, because I’ve been in the writing cave for the last two years. I’m actually enjoying life. I don’t enjoy writing. I wouldn’t wish writing on a dog."
get ready for a new era of visual stimulation in film
>four sequels
What happens if Avatar 2 tanks?
>>78955747
the other three just go to China only
>>78955705
JAAAMES CAMERON: THE BRAVEST PIONEER
Childhood is hating Peggy Hill.
Adulthood is realizing you want a wife like her.
Peggy is probably the worst human being in that show
What episode is that?
>Marrying Peggy
You would have to be like Hank to handle her, patient, calm, chivalrous, dedicated, and even headed.
>>78955506
Since when did Peggy get thicc what season
Name one(1) movie
Get the Girl
The Emperor's New Groove
>>78955459
Name two(2) flicks
Cast her in something besides deep space
into the sea
>>78955427
the cat?
>>78955461
>>78955243
Real life in 6 months
>>78955253
things sure will get worse without illegal mexicans and rapefugees flooding in!
fucking idiot
>>78955243
whats this from
>>78955253
take it easy
>>78955277
chill
La La Land is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Like I'm not a sjw or anything but even I think it was fucking ridiculous to make a musical in LA where there is no gay people and the only black character is a sell out ruining Jazz and then a white guy comes in and saves jazz cause that's totally how it works.
Besides the fact that it felt like The Great Gatsby except without any social commentary as everyone seems pretty wealthy andcomfortable.Itwas actual nonsense. Sheer nonsense.
I voted Trump so you know I'm not tumblr. But jesus fucking christ could they try to be more ignorant and unaware of the real world.
wew
I gotta ask, Zach
You don't actually believe you're white do you?
>>78955101
Well I'll go see it then! I FUCKING hate minorities in my movies.
>watch movie for the first time
>immediately make a thread about it on /tv/ right after it ends
story of my life
fuk off redd1t
everyone knows the first thing you're supposed to do is go to the wiki page and find names of actresses and look at the plot to see if you understood it and then go on /tv/ to make fun of people who didnt
>watch movie for the first time
>read up trivia on IMDB for casual conversations
What do you think of Max Landis?
Personally, I think he's a little entitled and pretentious, but he has a lot of good points.
I also thought his wrestling short film was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA
>>78955050
Chronicle is a masterpiece
He's aTrump supporter too
Pretty based
>>78955050
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency was stellar by all accounts. It was a very tightly plotted 8 episode adventure.
ITT: Shows or movies you wish took place in the real worldso you could hunt down and brutally murder every single character in a blind rage.
>>78954660
I quit watching half way through this season
>>78954660
>Murdering that fine piece of jewish ass
G A Y
A
Y
>>78954716
>quitting before the return of based Mickey
Why?
Just marathoned the first episode of the final season, What did I think of it?
>>78954567
>muh maymay generation
Why won't you people die?
I just marathoned the credits and I don't know what's going on. I marathoned the reviews and marathoned everything on imdb. I don't know how any of you get anything from this without marathoning the tribute magazine reviews.
>>78954645
what did you think of it?
You win this round Jews.
Tradition
TRADITION
>>78954463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o2gISJYwQU
Best part of the film imo.
>>78954463
literally better than any Christian film from the past 50 years.
Why aren't there dog movie set in the Ancient Rome or the Ancient Greece?
>>78954375
THere was a doggo in Gladiator
Dogs can be trained to do anything, in fact, German Shepard's are one of the most loyal and viscous animals alive
>>78954496
Personally, my favorite dog is a Collie. Objectively, though, the best, most well-rounded dog is a German Shepard.