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DS9

>>82180772
TNG

>>82180772
Between those two? TOS. Overall, DS9 is best.

It was awful

*grabs you by the balls*
"nothin personnel arnie"

>>82180629

No it isn't, I enjoy it though cheese and all, stomps Salvation and Genisys in everything EXCEPT the theme.

Banshee is essential man kino until the final season.

>>82180535
Apparently Cinemax wants to do a Strike Back movie or movies with more adventures of Damien and Stonebridge and the actors, writers, and mostly everyone that was involved with the show is down for it

>>82180535
Fuck that show holy shit.

First season was GOAT could have reached The Unit levels but nah let's literally just take a huge fucking dump on everything and every other season and go to Shittymax

>>82180485
alphabetically

Take a shit on your hand, spin around and throw it at the movies.

>>82180507
You may be on to something because then I could organize them at the same time. In which case I would start with Z and go backwards.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmaJkt-pyqc

RIP Finicum

>>82180281

>Squatting on federal land because you want to steal from government is now patriotic.

Feed and water your own cattle.

>>82180281

yeah that's exactly whats happening. the government is perpetrating a false flag operation to suppress this movie cause duh jews, right?

aXXo was the best

>webrip
>hevc 10bits
>.mp4

>>82180224
Riley Reid has such a cute little butthole

I am especially bothered by how white the entire cast was.

Black Godfather in the remake, please. It's time.

GUFFAW
*e sleeps wit da fishes*

>>82179960

I don't appreciate your lazy shitposting.

Do better.

IM MAD ABOUT TEH TITLE!!!!

>>82184280
First episode was surprisingly entertaining satire. Does the rest of the season hold up or does it get really preachy?

>white nationalists hate it because she assume from the title it's anti-white and don't watch it
>sjws and blacks nationalist hate it because it makes fun of the idea that all nationalism is stupid and being a special snowflake is dumb'
Radical Centrists are winning!

I don't know about /tv/, but I do.

Cosima best gril.

>>82179900
They should stay in Africa desu.

I liked season one of Orphan Black, because that's all they had planned.
Then they realised they had to write more seasons and it was all garbage.

hamill looks like he's seen some shit

I hope Mark Hamill completely denounces nu-Star Wars when he finishes it, embarrassing and delegitimizing the franchise.

Then Lucas can come wrest it from Disney's hands and decree that no more Star Wars movies will ever be made again.

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FUCK CAMERON YOU GOTTA HELP ME MAN THESE DISNEY PEOPLE THEY, THEY GOT ME BY THE FUCKING BALLS! THEY'RE SAYING THEY'RE GONNA BLACKLIST ME IF I DON'T WEAR THE FUCKING BATHROBE AGAIN. GODDAMNIT HELP ME MAN!!!! JAMES PLEASE!!!!

>>82179845
...now then...*weird ooouhooouhoouuuh paedo orgasm noise*

YOUR LETTER WAS ONLY THE START OF IT
ONE LETTER AND NOW YOU'RE A PART OF IT
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
JIM HAS "FIXED IT" FOR YOU
AND YOU AND YOU AND...

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It's quite sad when you see a map showing all of his victims.

>>82179845
>that story where he was running a marathon for charity and went off course and jumped through a hospital window and fiddled some girl

legend

>>82184211
hopefully

>>82184211
>Twitter """news"""
>>>/v/
Fuck off /v/edditor scum

What's actually wrong with joe sweden? Isn't this like the 5th time sjws have turned on him? And best of all he spent 500 grand paying his celebrity friends to appear in an epic Youtube video denouncing kerplompf

>>82179817
keep this shit away from baneposting
this is your only warning

a boring, unoriginal and unfunny synthesis

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UH, YOU DONT GET TO BRING TED

I miss the DULLEST poster

Post your favourite Power Rangers movie next.

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It's IRREFUTABLE that this is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>82179202
OH SHIT

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go bring your fucking shiny box

SUCK OUR COCKS?