What would happen if Marvel got the rights to make a 40k film?
>DAE le 40k movie
put a bullet in your brain you fucking manchild
>Horus vs. Emepror. Horus is no longer the Emperor's son but a generic warmongering general attached to the military industrial complex
>Emperor (played by Idris Elba) defeats Horus
>Rogal Dorn (played by Jeff Goldblum) finds the Emperor's body
>"uhhhhh....pop....you've seen better days. I think you'll be getting plenty of left swipes"
>The ship carrying Dorn and the Emperor's body returns to Terra. Take On Me by a-ha plays in the background
>Dorn carries the Emperor back to the throne. Hushed silence sweeps through the room as The Master of Mankind is about to give His final command
>"...Does anyone have any orange slices?"
What was his fucking problem?
>>83786678
>human created synthetics
>human says synthetics are made to serve humans cause that is so
>human tells synthetic that they will find their creators
>implying however that they will not serve them but would want to be seen as equals or more.
>character gets arrested
>slightly resists the officer's attempt to lower his head into the cruiser
What did Michael Snow mean by this?
Why do white people praise the movie Life of BRian and idolize bad comedians like Monty Python?
>>83786458
>Not looking on the bright side of life
Wew lad
You're trying too hard with this bait
>often say led, mate, cheers, and university
>american
>>83786452
>led
Is this the most underrated comedy of the past 20 years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBw8ay4ZKo4
R Lee Ermy is awesome in this
>>83786414
I enjoyed it.
"FUCK YOU, REPLACEMENT FRIEND!!!" is one of my favorite lines.
And Steve Zahn is criminally underused. That man needed more prominent roles.
>>83786414
its a great movie, one of those that you can just pick up at any point and enjoy the rest. like super troopers
under-appreciated actors
he was great in postal
>5'7''
Stopped reading there.
Have you noticed our names recently? We're called the Death Eaters. Have you noticed that our name is actually the Death Eaters? And our boss's wand is shaped like a severed bone, we're wearing skull masks and all that...
Lucius... are we the baddies?
Why do niggers praise the movie Friday and idolize bad comedians like Kevin Hart?
Friday is kino, you pleb.
Friday's a good movie. I'm white but our neighborhood was pretty much like this. Even had our own Ms. Parker.
>>83786297
Next Friday is better
>check into a hotel on christmas eve
>only room they have left is the "folâtrer de la nymphe suite"
>it's expensive but you don't really have any choice
>open door
>see this
wat do?
>>83786161
suck on that cute foot
>>83786161
dispatch them all to pickpocket wallets from patrons in the lobby and hotel restaurant.
ADDICTION IS A DISEASE
CALL
NOW
>it's a "MC gets asked why he doesn't talk a lot" episode
>same running gag for at least 14 years
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Do you guys think The Hulk ever jerks off?
... probably? Why do you want to know?
>>83785968
No shit. Why else would Gomorra exist other than to provide the Hulk with fap material
the hulk can only hate fuck someone