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>>79689036
it would be very pungent

how does he shave

What painkillers was he on? Sounded dope

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

DUDE PTSD LMAO

it's terrible. Shia does his best, though.

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>>79689002
Why do American remakes always miss the point?

Why would you ever consider watching Canadian TV.,

ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

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>watching Canadian TV
>watching Canadian TV show based on farm kids and hockey players in a small Northern Ontario town
Are you Canadian anon? It's actually kind of funny if you can relate to it in some ways.

This thread is now about Canadian TV comedy

First order of business

Kids in the hall. Yay or nay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebHfMRw--sE

>>79688914
Is this pasta?

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>have scars
>gamble with sharks
>laugh like an absolute madman while carrying a knife around

>>79688914

But have you learned to pull the trigger?

And do you refuse to open your eyes?

Lars and the Real Girl was his best role, but Drive is the best movie he has appeared in.

Half nelson

Young Hercules

>>79688843
>Lena Faceham
>presented as a viable option for a waifu
Piss on your neck and kys your cuck, my man

>>79688881

It isn't worse than Marnie, you pleb.

>>79688843
Is this Tv series even good?

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/thread

>>79688806

HOW CAN I REACH THESE KEEEEEDZ

>>79688744

Because he (accidentally) used magic to vanish the glass.

>>79688773
This is the first straight answer I have ever seen on /tv/

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Because it was the end of the snake's scene, so it was finally freed from acting in the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>79688697
I guess...

Do you unironically believe that?

>>79688697
"literally" "no"

>>79688689
MY NAME IS...

JOHN MATRIX

>>79688689
Baba Yaga's coming for you

>>79688689

why didnt the robots just find neo's body in real life and shoot it/fill the vat with poison/electrify him using the cord connected to his brain while he was still talking to morpheus about the blue and red pills

Matt Damon and MC Ride

>>79688637
Bane

>it's a "nasa makes their annual early spring """""""major""""" announcement to stay relevant and beg for funding" episode
I don't much care for this one desu

Death

>>79688586
slow transition into frank castle

>>79688617
This desu.
The film was just be about him going down kicking.

why is water wet?

There's nothing there.

>>79688564
great movie

Didnt you do a similar thread a couple weeks ago? He looks like a criminal, many of whom have been fresh or baby faced. If he's around 32 years old, that gives him 15 or so years of nefarious hijinks, which is respectable.

>>79688491
>criminal underworld

It was a gang of random independent theives.
Also, they explain the informer who vouches for him.

tl;dr Im going to an hero now for falling for ur b8

did mr. blonde really get brain damage from all that nigger sperm getting pumped up his ass?

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>>79688674

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>>79688706