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>>85158147
what's in it?

>>85158147

I'll never help you kinoturd

i want to watch eyes wide shut again but i always start fapping 30sec into the movie

To this day Dreadlock holiday gag with Bob Fossil in season one remains one of my favorites. Makes me laugh everytime.

>>85158353
When he danced, his light shined forth.

What is the best televison program in recorded history and why is it The Mighty Boosh.

>>85157880
The previous armor looked so good. New one looks like an edgy shredder.

Second thoughts on the speed holes in the original armour

>>85157880
Everything one in this shit show wears black now. Like wtf. Fuck Dabid.

Transformative media, he turned shit into gold.

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>>85157601
Kubrick did for books what Snyder has done for comics. He enhanced them

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>Claim that "the book is better"
>I actually haven't read the book, neither do I have intention on doing so, as I simply wanted to look more intelligent at the particular moment

Who else does this?

>The Betoota Advocate is an Australian satirical news website.
Nice try tho

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>>85157547
Nolan is a fucking racist nazi for not including more POC like latinos and women in this piece sending a message that women are not mens equals.

Saving private Ryan had the same problem with gender equality where historians have proven that had women been on the beaches not only would less soldiers have died, but the war would have ended sooner due to a womans maternal instinct and why women should have been on the beach in D-Day in Saving Private Ryan to demonstrate the power of diversity through gender equality.

There's no fucking pleasing these people, so why even bother?

>>85157544
LE EVIL CHURCH

LE U ARE THE REAL DEMONS

LE EDGY SATANISM

LE MUH WIFES DEATH ALLOWS ME TO CONDEMN AN ENTIRE COUNTRY OF INNOCENTS TO DEATH

pure reddit trash

>>85157544
In a world where Dracula and demons are real, wouldn't burning people you suspect of being witches actually make sense though?

>>85157575
This is why no one likes you

You need authorization of two senior officers to deactivate the holodeck safeties.

>>85157322
Wesley would never agree to that and also he would publicly shame Geordi if he ever tried to use him to do that.

>>85157422
not OP, but I don't think anyone said anything about there being a choice for Wesley.

>>85156703
John wick for orientals

>>85156703
probably one of the most solid action flicks in a long time.

The second one is even better, and the kitchen fight at the end is pure fucking kino

Perfect action movie, fight choreography puts western moves to shame.

Like >>85156755 said, the second is even better because they knew they had to improve on the first and they actually did.

>>85156664
kek

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>>85156664
still my waifu

i think that was in one of those countries with no guns

>>85156622
Someone isn't smart enough to get cult cinema

It isn't, it's legitimately the worst film ever made. Your point?

Are you ready for a The Room Cinematic Universe?

Why were there two fully grown adults in the high school? Were they both retarded?

>>85156569

The entire highschool was full of adults anon.

It was continuing education and ECl language classes for immigrants

>finally sticks up for himself
>"Gee, Parker, you really are a freak"
Just can't win with bullies.

>>85156449
both
someone competent can sell even dogshit, but this failed at everything

>>85156449
The original is only good through the eyes of nostalgia, and it was only good in the 80s because drugs were cheap and there weren't enough movies coming out to be picky

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>Revive zombie franchise
>intentionally alienate the existing fanbase instead of trying to make money off of them
Is that the worst business decision ever made in the movie industry?
Anyway, sure it could have worked if they hadn't been outright hostile about everything. Make it a sequel/soft reboot to the original. Have Murray, Aykroyd and Hudson playing their original characters and have them pass the torch to a new generation. Just be respectful to the original movie and you win the old fans, then you can what you want with the rest.
Kinda like that Extre Ghostbusters cartoon from the 90s. Which had such a diverse cast you'd think it was made today.

Using internet your parents pay for. Sad.

sometimes I find a thread where two posters are having a mild disagreement, then I pose as one of them and elevate it to a shit-flinging argument and watch it take off

>>85156362
Did you watch the Ultimate cut?

>>85156362
>mopey Superman
>angry Batman
>mysterious and "Sexy" Wonder Woman

nu-DC everyone. So hip even the 4chan kids will like it.

>>85156362
HAHAH YOU GOT MEMED XD

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>>85156228
I got u, familia.

I really loved Sicario, I loved it way before /tv/ did and I haven't been able to find anything like it

red lights is absolutely phenomenal