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why does /tv/ make fun of him?
at least he's doing something to better himself, instead of shitposting on a peruvian guinea pig eating forum

He's as attractive as the button up he's wearing over his baggy skin.

No, Zach Galifianakis is handsome after losing the weight. Jonah looks like a washed up jew rat.

I watched the first episode and it didn't grab me so I never went back to it.

>powerful af
What's an "af"?

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Gilgun is one of the strongest things in Season 1, Cooper and his pet nigress are awful, all the supporting cast from 1 were more interesting than them and they're all dead except for arseface who is trapped in hell thanks to Jesse

read the comic, or better yet don't read it and watch something, ANYTHING else.

>>84316412
Different writers

>>84316412
New showrunners/writers. It's a long running genre show so inconsistencies are to be expected.

>>84316412
Without food their brains getting weaker and weaker, so they are stupider

>>84316341
does it deserve to be as hyped over as it is

>>84316383
Yes, I can see this being MOTY for most people. Will probably be jerked off more than Max Max Fury Road.

is it as much as a 'normified' version of drive as it looks?

for a moment I though that was the blacked underwear

>can't act
>is over 5 feet tall
>can barely speak english
>head like a chickpea
>closest thing to an award she has is her husband's foreskin

yeah totally

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>>84316285
Nope

>>84316270
superlolies fighting against large monsters sometimes even with tentacles. Yeah, I would watch that

only if the girls started off as little boys and were genderswapped by the doctor's experiments.

>>84316163
Breaking Bad

>>84316163
Stranger Things
Louie
Bojack Horseman

Marco Polo
Narcos
Gantz:O
Blame!

>>84316091
Rush Hour 5

>>84316091
maybe 30 years ago

oh and he doesnt like guns anyway, jhon iwck is all about guns

>>84316091

Has Jackie ever even played a villain?

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Laura in a VHS

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

Reminder that James Shelby Downard is now TP canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nARIUQIthdM

>>84316043
Because he is the CIA.

>>84316058
But do all CIAs whisper everything they need to say?

>aiden, could you do a halfassed sean connery impression for petyr baelish?

>of coursh

>>84315752
She'd look good with a BBC in her mouth.

https://youtu.be/ipObSiFHpyY

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>>84315542
I caught an episode of this recently where some nerd was trying to sell an R2-D2 Pepsi can dispenser for $5,000 when it was barely worth $500. It was fucking funny.

Let me call up my friend who is an expert on shitty threads

>Expert values item at $1000

>Immediately ask for $5000 for it

>>84315521
Your favourite character in your favourite show

>>84315521
David Spade in 8 Simple Rules

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>>84315521
Holy shit I just noticed the resemblance

We can all agree you're a worthless cunt making this thread every day like a disabled chimp.

Definitely, it doesn't contradict Prometheus either, how about Covenant?

I saw it for the first time in 10+ years over the weekend and would give it a 7/10.

No. It wasn't. Who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to make a PG-13 movie of two R rated movies? the setting was good, but ruined by the fact it was pg-13, then they get AVP-requiem right with the violence but wrong with the entire story.

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>>84315272
Am I just being paranoid here? I need a voice of reason

It means Alice attended the orgy

>>84315359
meme