>ITT: movies that couldn't be made today.
>technology in the present didn't exist in the past
what did you mean by this
>inb4 that cartoon with this hoe ass looking nigga rubbing his face tahm bout how shits racis
I'll start with pic related
>>80355978
https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/
OP BTFO
>>80355978
Wrong way round?
Reddit: Logan
4chan: Catwoman
Who was the better character?
Vincent
It's not even close
Travolta's terrible. Mr. Blonde wins again
Theyre the same person
what are some high IQ scifi?
The Big Bang Theory
solyaris
gattaca
primer
blade runner
alien
brazil
metropolis
the fountain
arrival
>>80355843
The Man From Earth.
IQ<150s HATE it.
>Character in a movie has terminal cancer
>Doesn't smoke weed to cure it
>Dies for no reason
>mfw
DUDE
FUCK FACE
>>80355814
>"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me."
Damn...
this scene took 3 days to be filmmed and it is actually jim henson controlling kermit in a diving suit
>"I hate fucking niggers, niggers suck dick"
Damn...
Two things that always make me cry are this and ET
What was his fucking problem?
>>80355619
Needed more cowbell
existing solely on a 2D medium causes the mind to do strange things
>>80355619
WHIP IT OUT BABE
ITT: Characters that did literallynothingwrong
>>80355506
You misspelled "everything".
>Hey lets totally ignore the dude who's lived here most of his life and go after the ammo and lose most of my men in the process!
He was just a blatant Ahab ripoff.
It was clever to have King Kong's face look like Sam Jackson's. The movie showed the internal conflict of a man who, despite struggling against his nature, couldn't escape the violence within him and eventually met his end by it.
>>80355583
Literally no one died when they where going after the ammo
Confirmed by the new trailer.Shortly after Superman's death, immortal warrior Diana Prince (Gal Gadot) receives a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join the metahuman alliance he's assembling to protect the world. Diana writes him an e-mail detailing her life: She is the princess of the Amazons, warriors created by Zeus to defend humanity from his malevolent son Ares, the god of war. Betrayed by the humans under Ares's influence, the Amazons abandoned mankind and fled to the faraway island of Themyscira, where Diana was born, molded out of clay by her mother, Queen Hyppolita (Connie Nielsen), and brought to life by Zeus, who was then slain by Ares.
During World War I, American spy Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) crash-lands on Themyscira with stolen evidence that German forces led by rogue Colonel Eirich Luddendorff (Danny Huston) are building chemical weapons. Believing Ares to be masterminding the conflict, Diana volunteers to escort Trevor back to Men's World and stop him, stealing a magic sword known as "the Godkiller" to do so. Arriving in London, Diana befriends Trevor's secretary Etta Candy (Lucy Davis), while Trevor presents the evidence to his superiors and is sent to accompany diplomat Sir Patrick Morgan (David Thewlis) to France, where Trevor's superiors believe that Luddendorff is targeting an armistice between German and the Allies.
Believing Luddendorff to be Ares, Diana plans to assassinate him during the armistice, but is dissuaded by Trevor. Luddendorf's head scientst, Maru (Elena Anaya), uses their chemical weapon to assassinate the representatives of the Allies and their enemies, and besieges the town. Diana joins Trevor and his comrades - Spymaster Sameer (Saiid Taghmaoui), sharpshooter Charlie (Ewem Bremner) and smuggler Chief (Eugene Brave Rock) - in fending off the German forces and becomes known as "Wonder Woman". Diana and Trevor become closer as mission progresses.
Diana and her allies raid Luddendorff's fortress to retrieve the chemical weapons and Diana kills Luddendorff, only to realize that Ares had been masquerading as Morgan all along. He overpowers her, destroys the Godkiller and reveals that she is the illegitimate daughter of Zeus before sending the chemical weapons away in a plane. Trevor confesses his feelings for Diana and then intercepts the plane, sacrificing himself to destroy it. His actions prove to Diana that humans are worth fighting for and she confronts Ares, embracing her lineage and banging her bracelets together to create an energy beam that disintegrates Ares.
With Ares's defeat, the Allies and their enemies are freed from his influence and end the war, and Trevor's sacrifice is honored. Diana later reveals that despite Ares's defeat humanity didn't renounce on their violent ways and caused her to become desillusioned and abandoned her mantle for 100 years. However, Superman's sacrifice has once again shown her humanity's capacity for good and she accepts Wayne's offer before flying off to help people trapped in a burning building, once again becoming Wonder Woman.
Sounds like shit, desu. Reboot this fucking thing already.
>>80355362
> Diana later reveals that despite Ares's defeat humanity didn't renounce on their violent ways and caused her to become desillusioned and abandoned her mantle for 100 years.
This movie is fucking stupid.
during the council of elrong Gimli breaks his axe into pieces trying to destroy the ring with it but then a couple minutes later he holds up his axe and tells Frodo "AND MY AXE!"
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
It was his second breakfast ax that he broke. He could spare it.
>>80355180
that was his father's axe
I could have sworn it was a double-sided axe which was broken into a single-sided axe.
/ourguy/ is just killing it at the box office
super big hunky apes don't know about broats
>>80355134
good for your health
>>80355134
He honestly out acted everyone else in the fucking movie, and dare I say that he was the main character as far as I'm concerned. Everyone else except for when the action sequences came looked bored and never really cared for them except a few of the soldiers like Cole, and the young black one.
Rank the Marvel films and be nice to each other.
So everyone has a clear metric:
15 - A Masterpiece
10-14 - Very Good
5-9 - Somewhere between average, flawed but 'fuck you I like it' territory
2-4 - Just plan bad with a small saving grace
0-1 - Trash
0-1 - All of them
Why did you feel the need to make up a goofy metric for this?
>>80355105
Out of 15? What the fuck? Why didn't you just say out of 10 ffs
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man i love family guy
>>80355060
*American Guy
>>80354997
i wanna fuck Hayley's asshole so much
tell me if i should
DUDE
>>80355027
HEROIN?
my retarded opiate fiend friend was obsessed with it in high school so I can't help but hate it
Girls of /tv/ get in here. We're having a clueless thread.
What do you think would have become of Cher? Would she have overcome her space-cadet like existence and make something of herself?
Or would she have still become a ditzy housewife with a credit card and map to the mall?
no woman would post here you FOOL
>>80354785
PLEASE BE MY GF??
>>80354785
my ex loved clueless and always tried to make me watch it with her but i never did, i always ended up getting drunk and making her watch horror movies with me. i'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. not sure if i could ever watch clueless without feeling weird.