Actual Shrek thread. Memes are slightly recommended.
How does it hold up for you guys? I think it's still pretty damn good compared to even most of CGI movies of today. The lighting is pretty realistic as well as the detail on their clothes and fur. Also the concept that a gross ass ogre was able to be marketable to kids is pretty impressive.
>>79084269
SOMEBODY
ONCE
>>79084269
I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love Shrek is life.
What did they mean by this?
>>79084220
>it's real
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
How is Colony? Josh Holloway is reason enough for me to watch it?
>>79084220
impressive!
Aroused?
Is it gay if I want to fuck Roger?
It's just drawn on.
>>79084096
WELL ITS NOT FOR YOU
The one that defines his career as an actor.
>inb4 The Rock
it is The Rock though. I don't know even remember his name from the fast and furious movies
He did in the movie that image is feon
>>79084058
>>79084107
he has morphed into The BOULDER tho
TELL ME ABOUT SHANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE M'ASK YOU SOMETHING?
>tfw you see your name on 4chan
It's time to stop
Give me one good reason why his cause wasn't justified.Also 'Rome' general discussion
>>79083902
He wants absolute control over Rome (for a life time). While this might not be a bad thing since he is a competent ruler. This give way to potential 'successor', that might not be as good as him taking control of said absolute power. Sure, Octavian is competent too, but those after him? Not so much.
>>79084008
The Imperator status would have diminished with him, either way.
The Republic was extremely corrupt and uncaring, so the moral high-ground was any internal rebellion, especially lead by anyone who believes in the customs of Rome.
>>79084008
A few things.
This had happened before, but usually by force.
Further, the Senate voluntarily gave him this power unlike with Sulla (and basically Marius despite it not being a life-time appointment).
Caesar wasn't killing Senators. He wasn't even ostracizing his political enemies. The man literally did nothing wrong, and was killed because of his autistic illegitimate son. While Cato smirked most Jewishly from beyond the grave.
>tfw i walk around pretending my eyes are cameras and wondering how i would direct the scenes in my life
>>79083869
same
>in my back garden at night
>moonlight shining on my bush in a really cool way
>"damn that's a nice shot"
>>79083880
>>79083869
You sound like some fucking autists I bet you look obvious as FUCK doing it holy shit if I saw either of you in public doing that gay ass shit I'd beat your asses right then and there not only would I get praised (cause let's face it you both probably look like fucking creeps, fat ugly creeps) I'd get laid that instant and your mom would cry and kill you in your sleep that night. Oh no wait she'd kill you in your sleep the next afternoon cause you are neet motherfuckers
She's more like an underground, misterious kind of hot, wouldn't you agree?
I would let her fuck me. Imagine how wet her fat pussy would be
She'd be hotter if she was in an oven
>>79083830
>implying she doesn't expect the best
For anyone wondering. It's shit. Felt rated G.Girls are awful at picking movies
Yeah your mom never picks anything good to watch
It was decent.
>>79083767
This would be a true statement. My mom enjoyed white house down, olympus has fallen, etc etc
>Exodus is one of the most-used Kodi addons out there, allowing users to obtain easy access to pirated movies and TV-shows. However, over the past week the same users were unwittingly part of a DDoS attack. After the issue raised eyebrows in the community, the Exodus developer rolled back the malicious code and retired.
https://torrentfreak.com/popular-kodi-addon-exodus-turned-users-into-a-ddos-botnet-170203/
Thanks for infecting me, /tv/
I will never listen to you again.
Torrents ftw.
underage please go
>>79083511
NEETcucks deleting their system 32 rn
>>79083511
Stopped using it anyway when I found out the CAS program was shut down earlier this week.
>I HATE SAND!
Why did he shout this at Obi-Wan?
>>79083484
it was getting in his robot arm, you dumbfuck
>>79083484
He doesn't even say the sand line in this movie, newfag.
>>79083484
Because it brought Nam flashbacks to when he was on the beach this one time and got some sand in his unmentionables and how he got a nasty rash from it
You have 10 seconds to name a bad episode. OH WAIT you can't.
I can't name one episode because they were all forgettable
>>79083401
As a series it was a strong show, as individual episodes it was so-so at best
>>79083432
>look at me, I'm so COOL AND CONTRARIAN.
This movie is fucking terrible.
>>79083153
Easily the worst of the OT. Fuck it might as well be one of the prequels.
>>79083153
Upboated XDDDD
/tv/ I've been brushing up on art-films lately and I feel like nothing can compare to this film. Can you prove me wrong please? At least offer comparable films.
>hi i'm op and i've only seen 3 films and i feel like nothing can compare to 1 out of 3 films i've watched also i'm a huge faggot
>>79083017
It's just a personal favorite after watching a sampler of PTA, Kubrick, and other miscellany acclaimed films like No Country and Moonrise Kingdom.
>>79082943
really not what id call an art film and really not all that great. gyllenhaal's character turned out to be very uninteresting and not very good at his job. he never investigated the apartment and he did a shit job of investigating the house. he should have noticed that the car had deep tire marks behind it and had it moved, he should have found child sized finger prints in the RV and he should have followed up on the suspect he released then made more of an effort to find them once they disappeared.
i could go on. jake gyllenhaal is a great actor but this detective sucked, couldnt do a damn thing unless it fell into his god damn lap
>LOL TRUMP
I've 5 minutes into this special and already cringing. Please tell me he comes up with something more original then just generic trump jokes?
>>79082886
he's married
bill "i hate nigger wives" married to an african-american
of course he's generic
>>79082886
doesnt this faggot know that his audience is the average joe white male? this is comedy for jewish hipsters
he's only good when he's recently divorced.