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only ever saw the first 2

i only saw the first fast and furious and the second ST movie

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You're not missing anything. It's literally the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

>>81456289
What a shame. Harry potter movies are comfykino.

>>81456280
There was a time it stirred the imagination, now it's become an SJW cultural Marxist soap box from which to preach to the uncultured Conservatives that their Judeo Christian values are ancient and needs to be replaced.

>>81456280
I think it's easy to follow adventures of Sherlock Holmes in space and or time.

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>>81456374

We already got a superior version of that

>>81456114
good

:'(

Shosh looked so fucking sexy in this episode.

>>81456050
I fingered an Indian girl to this movie. she smelled but it was nice.

>>81456070
faggot

they are genuinely evil and getting away with it

they are genuinely evil and getting away with it

>>81456032
Mainstream religions are trying to suppress the truth

*hands you a pepsi*

She looks very attractive in that photo

i always thought she was hotter than kylie

yeah I had an erection the whole time too

This episode was too hamfisted


Good concept but the writers just got lazy with the plot

DUDE WE'RE LIKE SO OBSESSED WITH FACEBOOK LMAO DEEP SOCIAL COMMENTARY KEK

Bless Bruce Timm's perverted heart

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Is Zatanna the goat

>cringekino thread

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Even the black girls were laughing.

>>81455716
well they chose the next best thing since you weren't available

>>81455311
good for her. She still looks like a vapid cunt. but I'm glad the lapband and lipo worked out for her.

>>81455311
Who

>>81455311
Has science gone too far?

>>81455186
It wasn't even a vote. Some random kid just made up a list on a piece of paper.

13 reasons why I want more attention.

>>81456051
Wisdom

>>81455186
>this bait will work

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>>81455172

They killed nu-Simpsons, so no.

seems like the "I'll take any role" genes will skip a generation

considering she's even more of a rectangle than robie AND she weighs about 60lbs less and is a foot shorter I think the right choice was made

she just looks too much like a child for a role like that

>>81454955

>turning down a role in one of the worst films of the current century

probably not

I have a gf and I don't like blondes.

>6 movies

Ask her to grab my piss jug and another bottle of Mountain Dew

Whats with Hollywood and fridge-shaped women?

doesnt even sound like her

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>two rich, talentless assholes waste an entire orchestra's time on their vanity bullshit
Fucking disgusting

sound likes the indie girl in her kitchen vine