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ITT : Stupid shit your kid self watched

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What is the best cameo in a movie, and why is it Wes Craven as Fred the Janitor in 'Scream'?

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So what's the consensus, is this worth watching?

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How do you feel about /tv/'s taste in patrician kinos?

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Whats the deal with this hack? Why are his movies such bland garbage? Why does he have no sense of scale or pacing? Whats the deal ith those fucking lense flares, helicopter shots and sudden zooms? Why studios keep on giving him big IPs so he could shit on them?

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His name is Ben Affleck.

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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

How do we save film?

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MR SOPRANO, IM FBI

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>tfw you convince the goyim they shouldn't breed

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Why is VM Varga so based?
He's the best, most interesting character on Fargo. I fucking love how pathetically brittish he looks. Bad haircut, bad teeth, bad suit, and bad posture, yet he's creepy and intelligent. Fargo general discussion fags. Underaged need not apply.

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I imagine it would be suffering discussing any movies with you guys irl because I like a lot of things and /tv/ hates everything.

I'd rather just shitpost here and talk to plebbit normies when it comes to films I'm looking forward to seeing.

Seems like it would be less stressful.

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>$175 million budget

What the actual fuck were they thinking?

Will this be the biggest bomb of 2017?

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Holy crap. I remember watching this for a long time. The first few seasons were great, but it was getting stale by the time season 5 ended. Then it kept going and I wondered why so I stopped around season 8. Why hasn't this ended yet?! Are people still honestly watching this?

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Imagine if he did an episode with Donald Trump

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MAAAAAHAGH!